Filed under: General Musings
Oh, how I tried to be clever in naming this blog. I’m a blonde chick named Candy. In Los Angeles, no less. The opportunities for puns, metaphors, similes and whatnot ought to be endless, right? Not so much. Turns out, most every “Candy”-related URL has been scooped up. And most every one of them is porn. Nasty, nasty porn. That you should totally check out after reading this blog, by the way. Especially PieceofCandy.com. Hell-o!
So how did I ultimately end up with a crazy-ass name like Holy Candy? Honestly, the pairing of “Holy” and a hooker name like Candy made me giggle. Not to mention the URL was available.
And there you have it — the christening of my blog.
So welcome to Holy Candy, which does not feature porn (unless we get a hold of Screech’s alleged sex tape, in which case we’re all over that), but also doesn’t mind getting down and dirty from time to time.
I look forward to worshipping and, more entertainingly, condemning with you at The Altar of the Superficial.
Posted by Candy ♦ September 28, 2006
At 2:35 pm JohnniePolo said:
Good luck with the new blog Candy, now make me laugh dammit!!
September 30, 2006
At 9:25 pm Jo Jo said:
Good luck! So far, everything you’ve written and the photos and stories are better than US magazine’s site, and very funny! Thanks!
September 30, 2006
At 9:07 am hadattck said:
LOVE it! You are so literate, and yet so catty at the same time.
October 7, 2006
At 8:16 am Christopher Longaway said:
When are we going to get to know you, Candy? I have so many questions I want to ask you. For one thing, I would like to see a picture of you. You sound like a very beautiful woman.
I bet you look very studios though, you know, the kind of woman that has her glasses on, no matter where she goes, and you probably like to dress very formal. I get the impression that you sort of look like Madonna, because you said you have thick eyebrows, and have blonde hair. Or maybe even Jessica Simpson. You probably look like her.
I bet you have a nice, thick set of curvacious legs, as well. Most white women do. And if I had to guess, I bet your eyes are Hazel, or very light brown. However you look, I am sure you are beautiful.
So your real name is Candy? Thats a nice name. Your mother must have had a sweettooth, in order to name you that. It works, for you, though. Candy certaintly beats “Christopher”. hate my name. I was going to change my name, but every other name is just as bad, so what are you gonna do?
November 23, 2006
At 8:26 am Christopher Longaway said:
Oh, and I am totally with you on the porn thing, it is nasty. I have seen some nasty, degrading stuff. One time I was eating my lunch, and a pop up came up, and I just totally lost my appetite. I know, your probably wondering “Christopher, what were you doing watching it in the first place? If I were your mother, I would send you to your room, and take away your VCR/DVD player and Laptop, Mister.”
November 23, 2006
At 8:28 am Christopher Longaway said:
Oh, and I am totally with you on the porn thing, it is nasty. I have seen some nasty, degrading stuff. One time I was eating my lunch, and a pop up came up, and I just totally lost my appetite. I almost threw up. I won’t even tell you what I saw, lets just say, the color of it was white, on somebody’s face. And there was enough of it to fill a whole glass. I have never seen anything like it. Gross. That woman was drenched in it.
I know, your probably wondering “Christopher, what were you doing watching it in the first place? If I were your mother, I would send you to your room, and take away your VCR/DVD player and Laptop, Mister.”
Well, I kind of got the urge, you know? When I was younger, mostly. Not so much now that I am older. I didn’t have a girlfriend back then. And I have a lot, of libido. A lot.
November 23, 2006