Filed under: Celebrity Animals, Lindsay Lohan, Lindsay Lohan Art
The Lohan Party Panda can be found roaming the hottest clubs across New York, Las Vegas and Hollywood. Quite often, it can also be spotted in various hospital emergency rooms. This lusty little red panda has an enormous appetite for the male species and is a highly skilled predator. The Party Panda’s natural enemy is the Paris Hilton Ass Ostrich and one may observe their warring behavior documented inside the pages of The Glossy Field Guide to Hollywood Animals. Medium: Ink and acrylic on paper, Latin phrase by Michael K. Illustration done for Animal Magazine
Posted by 14 ♦ September 21, 2006
At 4:45 am Maria said:
You my friend, are sheer genius. Bravo!
September 21, 2006
At 6:00 am azuka said:
Jajajajaja! I mean Hahahahahaha! “The Party Panda’s natural enemy is the Paris Hilton Ass Ostrich” You`re so funny! ! xD
September 21, 2006
At 7:52 am Noelegy said:
Nice, ah, meat curtains?
Thanks for the article about red pandas! Was it the “fire cat” appellation that inspired this piece? Although the real thing is far cuter than the Party Panda, once again your wit and art have blessed us!
September 21, 2006
At 8:54 am DonnaJEM said:
You’ve shown here that she is much prettier as a Party Panda than in real life. There is just something about her that gives me the absolute heebie-jeebies.
Love the exposed lumpy boobie.
September 21, 2006
At 10:51 am Candice said:
Ahhhh nothing like a little obscene side boob action to start your afternoon.
September 21, 2006
Sajib
At 11:48 am Sajib said:
My. God. I love you. This page is one of the first of several stops every day and I can never get enough! This, in particular, is FABULOUS! I always tried to figure out what she looked like…you NAILED it! The best part about this is that she also looks like she’s straight out of Cats. So. Good.
September 21, 2006
14
At 11:58 am 14 said:
thanks Sajib! The brilliant Michael K from Dlisted was the one who suggested I paint her as a red panda.
Thanks for your comments everyone!
14
Tom Cruise’s Personal Ego Deflator
September 21, 2006
At 10:40 am En said:
When will you draw more of Britney Spears? That will never get old!
September 22, 2006
At 3:03 pm jerkygirl said:
Ew, yucky droopy white side boobage, just like the pic from a few weeks ago THAT I WAS DESPERATELY TRYING TO PURGE FROM MY MEMORY BANKS THANK YOU SO MUCH, LOL!!! Love the fur-turning-into-freckles bit too. Sad thing is the panda is dressed better than LiLo ever is in real life. Viva 14!!!
September 22, 2006
At 3:50 pm Dee Dee said:
14 we share the same home city San Francisco, correct? Do you have any public art events here….please!
September 22, 2006
At 7:22 pm Demon Kitty said:
Oh my God!!!!!!!!!!!! I love her!!!!!!!!!! That looks so fabulous! She looks so much better as a red panda! I am glad someone else noticed the meat hook curtains. I am just waiting for a flaccid penis to emerge out of nowhere and then she’ll pounce on it and rip off its foreskin with her mouth? I like her anorexic arms.
Demon Kitty
September 22, 2006
At 8:03 pm Andrea said:
When my dog is wildly mis-behaving,at the local dog-park, I have come to think of her as Lindsey Lohan, really, because she just cannot help herself, she runs and chases everything in sight, squirrel or bird or lizard, acts all slutty and submissive around other dogs, no matter their size or stature, lying on her back and speading her legs …..but she is just a dog. Or a Panda!.. Nice one 14.
September 22, 2006
At 1:26 pm licoricepirate said:
that panda photo DOES look like her .. !! .. how did u find .. wha .. maybe i just THINK it does because you turned it into her … i’m confused.
September 23, 2006
At 8:41 pm Tamara Ikenberg said:
you have just created some hardcore plushie paparazzi porn
September 23, 2006
At 7:12 am Frances said:
ha thats great
you know you should draw a bunch of black celebrities trying to be white like those god awful “i am african” campaigns haha
Like samuel jackson in like a milkmaid outfit and blonde pigtails saying “i am caucasian”. I am blaming a dream i had for the aformentioned image.
September 24, 2006
At 3:00 am kmoney33 said:
after reading the red panda article, i gotta agree, YOU ARE A GENIUS!!!
September 26, 2006
At 12:02 pm Long Island Irish said:
They are both loathsome. They totally deserve each other.
September 27, 2006
At 4:48 pm Javelin said:
I finally got my internet back today and could hardly wait to check out your new work, 14. very nice– i love how you can tell she’s posing, but she’s very good at it. and you can almost read her mind, too. you have a great talent for capturing vanity.
September 27, 2006
Damien
At 7:00 pm Damien said:
Someone get that lil panda minx to China, their breeding programme needs a total rev up!!!
September 28, 2006
At 8:43 am cherise said:
i absolutely love how you did the boob. it has that ‘lumpy’ kind of artificial fullness to it that you captured perfectly, as shown in the original photo of her exposing herself. bravo, as always, bravo
October 1, 2006
Krystal
At 8:22 pm Krystal said:
I think she looks a bit too normal weight size here though.
Bravo on the rest of it.
October 1, 2006
At 2:10 am aprilla! said:
LMAO!!!! I cant stop laughing!!!! Hahahahahahahahah this is awesome!! OMG and the Paris ass ostrich!! LOOOL roocckk onn!!!!
November 24, 2006