Filed under: Celebrity Endorsements
Andy Dick is notorious for unleashing tongue bath assaults on unsuspecting reporters and fellow entertainers. Now anyone can experience the lick of the ick when they use Andy Dick’s Body Wash and Disinfectant! This amazing state-of-the-art bath product adds a new level of fun to your shower. Not only does it leave you sparkling clean, it disinfects too! You’ll never need to worry about catching any germs and your skin will be left with the intoxicating scent of stale cigarettes and whiskey. Simply rub the realistic sponge tongue applicator all over your body while showering and you’ll soon experience the sudsy saliva clean feeling that until now, was only available to celebrity roast participants and Las Vegas call girls/boys. Start each morning with the lick of the ick!
Posted by 14 ♦ September 14, 2006
Dave Hater
At 9:32 am Dave Hater said:
Andy Dick–who once appeared on a show starring a man named Dave–is leaping around in glee today at the realization that he rates an appearance on Gallery of the Absurd. You have made the guy’s day. Perhaps his entire year. Kudos to you, my friend; your charity to a D-lister will not be forgotten when you reach the Pearly Gates.
Just sayin’.
September 14, 2006
sunbrae
At 9:56 am sunbrae said:
*full-body shudder*
Love the detail on the shower–it’s seriously mildewy. Great job, 14.
September 14, 2006
Jujupiter
At 9:58 am Jujupiter said:
All over my body? Really?! So exciting!
September 14, 2006
At 10:31 am Scout Finch said:
I can’t even begin to tell you how grossly wonderful this product endorsement is. The thought of Andy Dick’s tongue on me actually makes me want to get in the shower and scrub my skin raw.
September 14, 2006
At 11:20 am Jason said:
I love the grotesque hint of brown that you put on the center of the tongue applicator. Your attention to detail is really fantastic. I think I’m going to barf.
September 14, 2006
At 12:49 pm Amie said:
…I’d buy it.
September 14, 2006
At 12:57 pm musing said:
My one word assessment: eeeewwww!
Great blog btw.
September 14, 2006
Ewww
At 1:29 pm Ewww said:
Andy Lick
September 14, 2006
At 2:45 pm midevil said:
Never heard of the guy until now. If that’s all he’s got going for him…
September 14, 2006
At 2:51 pm langtry said:
The saliva dribbling off his tongue on the product’s label is also one to add to the “14 Has The Most Amazing Eye For Detail!” list.
As Quentin Tarantino is to his earllier films, you, 14, are to the portrait arts. Tarantino is probably the only director who can have me simultaneously shiveringwith disgust while doubling over with laughter, and your portraits bring out the same reaction!
September 14, 2006
Damien
At 8:37 pm Damien said:
ewwwww Andy, yucky yucky boy, can someone print up a T-shirt with a health warning and send it to him pleeease. Heck I don’t know his address, but if you toss it in an LA alley way I guess it’ll get to him - yeah yeah I went there.
September 14, 2006
At 9:48 pm Long Island Irish said:
LOL and EWWW all at once.
September 14, 2006
At 6:55 am JV said:
At last, a true disinfectant that would melt you away!
September 15, 2006
At 7:06 am DonnaJEM said:
Oh my Lord have mercy!!!
Although my first reaction was AAAHHHHHH!!!
That tongue would have a better chance of getting the mildew off the tiles, in fact, that’s the ONLY thing I’d use it for.
I love his lopsided head, and big ole “DUH” look on his face.
Like Jason, I think I’m going to barf now.
As usual 14, your creativity and humor shines, even through the grout.
September 15, 2006
At 7:52 am daisyss said:
I think I’m gonna be sick…
great job 14, as usual!
September 15, 2006
At 2:04 pm Dee Dee said:
14 you know that Andy is getting a kick out of this!
September 15, 2006
Amy
At 3:54 pm Amy said:
14 u have been a bit slack posting new pictures lately
September 15, 2006
At 3:54 pm licoricepirate said:
lolz
my stomach just turned.
xP
September 15, 2006
14
At 4:30 pm 14 said:
hey folks,
yep, I’ve been slack about posting new images lately, but I’ve got some HUGE projects I’m working on these days, and I’ve not yet learned how to clone myself so that I have a team of 14s that I can boss around and force to work long hours without a break.
Big juicy projects that I can’t wait to announce, but for now I must keep mum and post when I can. Next post: Monday, Sept. 18 - see ya then!
meow
xxoo
14
September 15, 2006
Katherine
At 4:40 pm Katherine said:
Why were you in Hollywood last week 14?
September 15, 2006
Dave Hater
At 8:33 pm Dave Hater said:
George Clooney—who was once served a hotdog by a man named Dave—has been sending our 14 many, many love letters over the past few months. She went to Hollywood to have a little talk with him. Stalking is not cool, even if you are George Clooney.
Just sayin’.
September 15, 2006
At 6:28 am Katie said:
The link to “fellow entertainers” shows someone licking William Shatner, but it looks nothing like Andy Dick…He looks more like Jeremy Piven.
As always, love the attention to detail!
September 16, 2006
At 10:45 pm Demon Kitty said:
Oh god. Here I sit, nursing a hangover and feeling like I am going to die. I saw this, and like everyone else, my stomach turned, twisted, and coiled MAN!!! Andy Dick has got to be one of the most disgusting human beings ever. When I saw him trying to simulate head on Tommy Lee during Pamela Anderson’s ROAST, I just wanted to toss the entire contents of my stomach over and over again. The string of saliva coming out of his mouth.. thank god the toilet is not far from my computer…..
Demon Kitty
September 16, 2006
At 1:21 am Tom said:
That’s an amazing caricature. You’re the new Mort Drucker.
What I really enjoy is your ability to caricature celebrities that really have no easily exaggerated features. Bravo!
Have you seen John K’s celebrity caricatures? He hasn’t done any for his blog in some time, but you two share a love/hate relationship with the questionably famous.
September 17, 2006
At 3:14 pm Dee Dee said:
@Demon Kitty thanks for mentioning my very favorite cartoonist of all time Mr. Mort Drucker of Mad Magazine! I am sure 14 is inspired by him as well.
September 18, 2006
At 7:52 am Anne said:
GROSS!!!
September 19, 2006
At 10:21 pm Viper Tetsu said:
You are the height, depth, width, and breadth of evil to be picking on this pathetic never-was. And I–WE–love you for it.
This little tapeworm has been attached to the pop consciousness for about ten too many years now. It’s high time he got shit out, and your fabulously depraved representation is a helluva high colonic.
September 26, 2006