Filed under: Celebrity Animals, George Clooney
If Handsome George were a gorilla, this is what he’d look like. He’s the reigning Monkey King of Hollywood and no one can push him off his pedestal. Other alpha male primates such as Russell Crowe and Bill O’Reilly have tried to knock the Georgerilla’s crown off, but thus far have not succeeded. Aggressive female primates who’ve attempted to domesticate the wild Georgerilla have failed, but that doesn’t stop them from being lured by the Georgerilla’s smoothly seductive charms. If you are approached by the Georgerilla while traveling in the jungles of Hollywood, ask about his "Best Supporting Ape" statue and kindly offer him a hotdog. You and the Georgerilla will become fast friends…especially if you’re a female. Medium: Ink, acrylic on paper, Latin phrase by Michael K.
Posted by 14 ♦ August 7, 2006
At 2:12 pm Demon Kitty said:
He does have those dark brooding gorilla eyebrows doesn’t he? What the fuck was up Russell Crowe’s asshole anyway?
So Much Love,
Demon Kitty
August 7, 2006
At 3:29 pm Rumplestiltskin said:
http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Blind/blind.060120.html
August 7, 2006
At 8:33 pm Long Island Irish said:
All I can say is…LOL!
August 7, 2006
At 10:04 pm Demon Kitty said:
That best supporting ape statue resembles a dick? Did you do that on purpose 14? I agree with Rumplestiltskin, I think George likes boys.
Demon Kitty
August 7, 2006
At 10:12 pm Cyclops Kitten Natividad said:
It’s funny, because this looks a lot like a cross between Cary Grant and Gregory Peck, whose shoes George is trying to fill. Well, it’s not like there are any other contenders in Hollywood that are even close, so go for it, George!
August 7, 2006
At 6:17 am Texas said:
Aha! You have solved the mystery link between apes and man. George is the link!
August 8, 2006
At 6:36 am Noelegy said:
He even looks good as a monkey! Well done.
August 8, 2006
ab
At 12:20 pm ab said:
the way his face blends in so well is gold.
August 8, 2006
At 2:44 pm Toe Jam said:
All I can say is… weird. George Clooney was done with the hot dog thing.
August 8, 2006
At 3:14 pm langtry said:
Brilliant, 14, absolutely brilliant!
I am convinced that George Clooney would wear a crown if he thought he could get away with it. He seems to think that his looks & his Hollywood stature give him intellectual cred. I remember when he was with Kelly Preston and couldn’t get a job outside of a CBS half-hour sitcom.
Damn you, ER! What have you unleashed upon us?
August 8, 2006
At 8:24 pm JV said:
ROFLOL! He can be the one of the sexiest man on earth and can be nominated for the best monkey act ever. Hahaha!
August 8, 2006
14
At 8:34 pm 14 said:
Thanks everyone!
Toe Jam - yeah, I know the George Clooney/hotdog thing is weird, but regretfully, I have an obsession with it. Not proud of it either.
I only have a few more celeb animals to post and then it’s all new stuff. I’m sick with pneumonia now (such fun!) and am on some funky meds that..ahem, enhance my creativity. My sketch book is filling up with strange things. I’ll post soon.
xoxo
14
August 8, 2006
Dave Hater
At 10:19 pm Dave Hater said:
So is it true that you are having a show of your fabtastic art in Chicago at the end of the month, in a gallery owned by a man named…wait for it… Dave?
That’s what I heard. Just sayin’.
August 8, 2006
At 10:19 am langtry said:
Oooohhh, do tell about the gallery show. This Chicagoan wants to come pay homage!
August 9, 2006
Damien
At 4:35 pm Damien said:
Beware all ye Hollywood beta males, this chest beater is on the prowl 24/7, always be aware this creature must be approuched slowly, a golden award statue held above ones head is sure to distract him long enough to allow a safe photo op.
August 9, 2006
At 10:19 am Doug said:
Yahooo! I live in one of Chicago’s most boring suburbs and would LOVE to have something else to do than stare at my lawn for hours on end. Please tell!
August 10, 2006
Kerri
At 7:54 pm Kerri said:
Wow, that’s right on target. George Clooney is a big hairy ape if I ever saw one.
August 10, 2006
At 9:12 pm Javelin said:
wow, i never would have thought a gorilla could be handsome, but george sure is. i think these celeb animals should be on the hollywood walk of fame.
August 10, 2006
At 8:32 pm Jane said:
I think Mark Wahlberg should be included too, he has quite the caveman thing going on all over him!
August 11, 2006
At 11:50 am Anona said:
Kudos for going after G.C.
Whoever said he was gay, well you don’t have to be gay to be a narcissist — I think that may be at the core of his character. George may be in love with George. He overplays the humble card way too much and sounds like he is just so digging on himself for being “real” — ecchh. BUT — he does good work and yay for him.
August 12, 2006
At 12:16 am Sarah said:
You are a GOD! I swear, most celeb blogs make my eyes bleed, but your drawings/oils, whatever, are near genius… It’s.. fantastic. Ever since George Clooney got all butt hurt on Oscar night I thought one thing - phoney egotistical Georgie. Monkey King describes it well.
September 10, 2006