Filed under: Brangelina, Brangelina Art
For months the world has been anticipating the arrival of the Brangelina baby. Tabloids and bloggers have been speculating that this baby is destined to be the Most Beautiful Child Ever. New York Magazine ruffled feathers when stating “Not since Jesus has a baby been so eagerly anticipated.” What I’d like to speculate is…..what if the offspring of Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt isn’t as stunningly gorgeous as everyone assumes? What if she’s just a regular looking baby….maybe even a little goofy looking? It could happen! Just one look at the adorable baby Kevin Federline was able to produce for Britney Spears shows just how unpredictable the genetic lottery can be. Congratulations to the growing Jolie-Pitt clan. We’re happy to learn that little Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt has arrived healthy and without complication. Despite my contrary speculation, there’s a high likelihood this kid is going to be a looker. Medium: Acrylic and gouache on board.
Posted by 14 ♦ May 29, 2006
At 11:14 am Morrigan said:
Most newborns aren’t particularly pretty, in my opinion. Then again, I’ve never been a parent. I loves it! Great take on all the ‘Madonna and Child’ paintings I had to study in high school and as an undergrad.
May 29, 2006
At 11:39 am Cyclops Kitten Natividad said:
Despite what new parents think, most newborns are 1) hideous and 2) completely generic. But it’s probably important for the continuation of the species that they aren’t aware of that.
I like that Elmer Fudd got into the family tree somewhere there. Is that Angelina’s side or Brad’s, I wonder.
May 29, 2006
At 11:48 am lennox532 said:
Demi & Bruce…
May 29, 2006
At 1:27 pm d. c. said:
Well by her name they have a point and purpose for her if you could take time to notice what her names mean.. The One waited for to end suffering and being apart from God.. Shiloah, also pure, gentle waters of truth, that ran thru Judah, the lawgivers temple.. Neuvol.. new, to rebuild, Jolie, joy, happiness, Pitt a valley or depth of earth.. So, this child is hoped to be raised to be kind, considerate and able to help others in need, bring them down in the depths of dispair to a new happy life.
May 29, 2006
At 2:52 pm Demon Kitty said:
I was thinking about you this past Saturday when I attempted to watch “Mr. and Mrs. Smith”. It was the most stupid movie I had ever seen. I was disgusted at the Hollywood spin doctors when I discovered that Vince Vaughn was in the movie.
The fact that America and maybe even the entire world are obsessed with them and their child is scary. The entire eugenics shit is still alive and well.
So much love,
Demon Kitty
May 29, 2006
At 3:12 pm lydia said:
awww, not nice to snark on the baby.I know you probably didn’t mean anything bad but the baby just looks too ugly and retarded.I have a sense of humour for most things but children are a big no no for me.Sorry.
As for your examples…Kevin abd Britney have very nice features, if I can forget they’re completely trashy so it’s a no brainer than Sean Preston is cute. I think Demi Moore and Bruce Willis are very average looking people so their kids are average to ugly also. Although I’ve seen beautiful parents have not so nice looking kids and average parents have beautiful kids, I agree with you that this baby will be a looker too.I was afraid that had it been a boy, it would have giagantic lips and look like her scary brother,so I’m actually relieved it’s a girl.
Love your work by the way and congrats to the Jolie-Pitts.
May 29, 2006
Dave Hater
At 5:11 pm Dave Hater said:
Snark on babies all you want, 14. What have they done for US lately? Seriously.
May 29, 2006
14
At 5:29 pm 14 said:
Okay, just to make things clear..I’m not “snarking” on Brangelina’s baby. This isn’t a portrait of their actual baby..it’s a speculation of what she might look like IF she’s not as genetically perfect as everyone anticipates. It’s a painting of a random buck-toothed kid that looks like Elmer Fudd. Besides, what’s wrong with a random buck-tooth kid that looks like Elmer Fudd? NOTHING, that’s what! : )
14
May 29, 2006
Dave Hater
At 5:39 pm Dave Hater said:
My mom looks like Elmer Fudd. Just sayin’.
May 29, 2006
At 6:01 pm Ali said:
Ha ha! It’s entirely possible their baby won’t be beautiful.
Love it 14!!!
May 29, 2006
Anonymous
At 6:27 pm Anonymous said:
Angelina Jolie is not naturally beautiful; she has had plenty of plastic surgery. Who knows what her baby will look like?
May 29, 2006
At 7:25 pm Karen Rani said:
Every time I open your site, I exclaim, “Oh. My. Gawd! You gotta see this!” and IM my best friend Sassy. You peg these celebs so well. Another great one! Ugh - and that poor baby.
May 29, 2006
Heather
At 10:33 pm Heather said:
Yeh. I don’t know they’re both a bit odd to me… brad was normal with Jen now it’s just weird to see how different he looks and acts with Angelina. I saw a page dedicated to how his look has changed over the years to almost match each woman in his life… eerie!
Anyhoo… the baby possibility is hilarious! It could happen… you never know! Everyone has bad features… the poor kid could walk away with them. lol… how funny would that be! Karma baby… KARMA!!
May 29, 2006
At 12:01 am Viper Tetsu said:
Blasphemy and Ugly Baby Painting in one brilliant piece. Beautiful.
Keep on tippin’ those sacred cows, m’dear. There’s no crime in any satiric speculation on the appearance of the Brangelina’s Spawn.
Are we worried that your illo’ll hurt the li’l imp’s feelings? It might make her burst into tears. Oh, wait. Of COURSE she’ll burst into tears. And not because someone painted a fucking satirical picture of her. She’s an infant, for the love of Baby Jesus in a Prada Bag. Incessant mewling is part of the job description.
May 30, 2006
At 6:27 am TheIdleReceptionist said:
HAAA!!! My friends and I discuss all the time how handsome couples always have fugly kids.
This picture is gold. That baby looks like the tard from Goonies. And Brad looks like such a tool! Hah!
May 30, 2006
At 6:35 am Teresa said:
You know, I have noticed that the most ‘attractive’ couples seem to have the non-cutest babies, while a lot of couples that aren’t lookers have beautiful children. Sometimes their celebrity status makes people thing that their kid has to be cute just because the parents are easy on the eyes, even if the kid isn’t anywhere near adorable.
Bravo 14 for exploring the possibility of their offspring not being the perfect creature everyone seems to be expecting. Like someone said above, look at Demi & Bruce. Those girls got the goofiest features of both their parents-poor things.
May 30, 2006
chuckawucka
At 7:29 am chuckawucka said:
That kid looks like Alvin from Alvin and the Chipmunks.
May 30, 2006
At 8:34 am TheIdleReceptionist said:
P.S. Lydia, you claim to put a moratorium on making fun of children and then you go on to discuss the less-than-supermodel look of the Moore/Willis children…what gives?
May 30, 2006
At 8:36 am DonnaJEM said:
This is funny!! I think whom ever compared this childs birth with the birth of Jesus is suffering from a serious break from reality. A few phototogs trying to get into Namibia does not an emmaculate conception make.
Get over it folks! We’ll see this kid soon enough!!
May 30, 2006
At 8:37 am Scout Finch said:
My sister is a child advocacy lawyer and she keeps a list of her client’s names that strike her as odd — people have named their kids after liquor, Jell-O, body parts, personal lubricant, you name it.
Shiloh Nouvel sounds like a cheap bottle of wine to me. “I’ll have the Shiloh Nouvel with the toasted cheese poppers, please. Oh, and let me smell the bottle cap.”
I always thought that Brad Pitt looked like he woke up in a trailer park next to a bong. You know, he’s the good-looking redneck that you’d never actually go out with, but you’d secretly think he was hot. Angelina has a similar slutty trashy look about her. I mean, goddamn she’s hot, but she scares the hell out of me.
Shiloh Nouvel Jolie-Pitt will have all the breeding and manners of these two. What that means, I have no idea.
May 30, 2006
At 8:48 am midevil said:
You are a genius!
May 30, 2006
At 9:00 am grumpy said:
Jesus so did not have this amount of pre-publicity ,,,
I dont think Joe could have lived up to all the “Who’s the REAL Baby Daddy?” drama from Jerusalem Jossip or Gallilee Gawker —
Did you all see the BBC contest … to see how many people would figure out that Shiloh Nouvel could be translated as ‘New Messiah’ Children we are living through the End of Days
May 30, 2006
arb
At 9:49 am arb said:
it’s sad and disturbing. my interest is just as peaked as the next person about what the baby loks like. hideous or dazzling, i hope they love her and keep her safe from all the insanity that is their life.
May 30, 2006
At 9:52 am Crees_dahl said:
OH MY GAWD!!! Your shit is too funny and that baby is hideous it looks like Verne Troyer!
Soooo wicked 14…But I love it!!!
May 30, 2006
At 10:04 am cowlick Deann said:
I was really looking forward to seeing your take on the 2nd coming… you did not disappoint! Half of the fun also comes from reading the comments. I immediatley thought of the Willis kids when I started reading the comments and someone beat me to it. Look at the unions where one of the parents are good looking and the other is not too hot (model + rock star) and the poor child gets the worst genes. For example: Billy Joel kid, any of Mick Jaggers kids, Tori Spelling, etc.
May 30, 2006
At 10:44 am Lizzy said:
What is the baby holding? Is that a biblical thing? I don’ get it.
May 30, 2006
14
At 11:03 am 14 said:
It’s the pink soap from Fight Club!
14
not really, but it should have been. Actually it’s a scroll of some sort - doesn’t show up to well.
(thx kdk)
May 30, 2006
At 11:24 am Rix said:
Freaky…but those baby’s ears look exactly like mine!
May 30, 2006
Nicole
At 11:28 am Nicole said:
Congrats to the illegitimate love child. What a family to be born into. Mom-one who told the world she just screwed in the limo to the awards with a dumpster diving look-a-like and Dad-was married, but fell for the crotch of co-star and couldn’t keep pants zipped.
May 30, 2006
Dirty Diapers
At 11:40 am Dirty Diapers said:
Newborn babies are great inspiration for Hollywood
monster movies - those squished faces are so horrifying. People
who get hopped up because someone is making fun of
“helpless children” are just egotistical assholes.
What, baby humans are so holier than thou that they
can’t be teased? Meanwhile, we club baby seals with
abandon. Humans are no different from any other
living organism, it’s only our pitiful little ego that
makes us believe we’re better than every other living
thing.
May 30, 2006
At 12:15 pm Demon Kitty said:
I couldn’t help it. I came back and it is really interesting to see how these comments have evolved. Thank God for the anonymous poster who said that Angelina Jolie had plastic surgery. I am so glad I am not the only one who noticed!!!! Kisses to that person! And God Bless Scout Finch for the acurate description of Brad Pitt who “looks like he woke up in a trailer park next to a bong” not to mention introducing the idea of naming your child after a personal lubricant. Brad Pitt always reminded me of my redneck cousin Jim anyway … and I have to agree with Scout Finch that Shilo Nouvel does sound like a bottle of cheap vino; it could also be the name of a drag queen or a porn star. I always thought that Bradgelina were a bit pretentious with their Goodwill stuff.
So Much Love,
Demon Kitty
May 30, 2006
At 1:55 pm Sweet said:
Finally someone gets it right!
May 30, 2006
At 1:58 pm Kimmy said:
Loved the painting!
Maybe it’s just me, but I never found Pitt or Jolie that attractive. Angelina looks like a Bratz doll come to life while Pitt always struck me as average at best.
May 30, 2006
At 2:16 pm pawleysgirl said:
Brills…you’ve done it again! The little baby buckteeth, the elvish ears and glazed eyes…I love it all. Keep ‘em coming 14!
May 30, 2006
alexi
At 2:39 pm alexi said:
You know, Sean Preston Federline is actually pretty hideous. Poor kid. Born into a family where not one person is sane. Much like the Jolie-Pitts. What are these kids goinjg to think when they view all the video footage and press of their parents? “Having sex with Angelina Jolie is like having sex with a couch?” Shiloh is never going to hear the average Yo Mama jokes. What about when Sean Preston sees “Chaotic?” Holy shit.
Hopefully, the money and material goods will ease their pain.
May 30, 2006
At 2:42 pm Teena said:
With everything else going on in the world, why is everyone so obsessed with the Jolie-Pitts, or any other so-called celebrity? They are just people who are no more special than the rest of us. They eat….sleep….and have to use the restroom like everyone else. GET OVER IT!!
May 30, 2006
At 5:10 pm Jackie said:
I love the absolutely vacant look on Brad’s face. Besides, let’s face it, they BOTH have been under the knife. Who knows what that kid will look like?
May 30, 2006
At 6:18 pm Long Island Irish said:
LOL I love this, I bet the kid will be cute though.
May 30, 2006
At 9:12 pm Neighbor said:
Their features should blend together for a good looking kid, but what a funny painting! I like what Dirty Diapers wrote. It’s okay to kid about babies. Really. There’s nothing dangerous or threatening. Seriously, I think most babies are overrated anyway. I never get excited seeing someone’s kid. It’s only a thrill for the family & friends. Anyway, Brad and Jen would have had good looking offspring… kids with shiny blue eyes and healthy, glowing complexions. Oh well. We’ve got the Jolie-Pitt menagerie to clog up the magazines for another year or two.
May 30, 2006
At 9:52 pm Emily said:
Shiloh is a dog’s name.
May 30, 2006
At 10:43 pm Jill said:
Would it have been too much for them to get married to make this coveted child legit? No, it’s much better that THEY APPEAR cool, and hip, and not bothered by things like licenses to give their off spring legality. Their children won’t suffer—they’re rich and special. Let’s hope this child is BEAUTIFUL or it will suffer from all the snide remarks and put downs all it’s rich little life. Love you 14! Keep em coming!
May 30, 2006
At 12:11 am bernie said:
Can someone explain this - a family with different surnames or are they stage names?
John Voight…Father
Marcheline Betrand…mother
Angelina Jolie….daughter & sister of James Haven
James Haven….son and brother of Angelina Jolie
May 31, 2006
At 1:50 am Nia said:
Ouch Nicole!
That’s just one sliding slope into Brandon Davis speak there!
Very good likeness of the parentals, excellent work, and lovely Byzantine style.
Also Ugly Babies! Blashpemy! Some of my favourite things!
May 31, 2006
At 3:22 am Jess said:
All newborns are actually ugly, but their parents think they’re beautiful regardless. Some are easier to look at than others I’ll admit, but this particular baby better be BEAUTIFUL, or the world will never forgive her.
May 31, 2006
Fug.
At 5:58 am Fug. said:
Gorgeous picture! You draw Angelina and Brad really well!
Heh, I do hope Shiloh doesn’t end up looking like that
May 31, 2006
At 6:17 am HOPE said:
DOESN’T ANGELINA HAVE BROWN EYES?
May 31, 2006
emma kate
At 6:48 am emma kate said:
If I hear this sort of blabber one more time I swear I’ll kill someone:
“LYKE OMGZ DID U HEAR BRANGELEENAS NEW BEBEH`S NAME MEANS NEW SAVIOR THAT IS SO PRESUMPTIOUS/CUTE/APOCALYPTIC OF THEM!”
Just shut up. Shut up. I wasn’t given my name because of it’s meaning. I was named because my parents liked the name. Now, I know this sounds crazy, but just go with me on this, maybe, JUST MAYBE, parents name their kids certain names they like, REGARDLESS OF MEANING.
Wow. Imagine that.
Anyway great job 14. You’re so talented!
May 31, 2006
At 6:54 am Pepper said:
Dead on. My experience has always been that really attractive couples always manage to have really ugly children (ever notice that?). I think it must be the universe’s way of balancing itself out.
May 31, 2006
At 9:16 am Angelinahastheclap said:
Am I the only one who finds Angelina to look completely freakish? She looks like a comic book drawing come to life. Brad went from a chick with a lumberjack chin to a chick that would scare me in a dark alley at night. And right on… he is the guy next to the bong in the trailer that I would do but not date.
May 31, 2006
At 9:45 am Cyclops Kitten Natividad said:
Is it true that Jennifer Aniston calls Jolie “Gollum” to her friends? She certainly has something with that comparison. Who knew Aniston had enough of a sense of humor to come up with something like that!
May 31, 2006
sunny
At 10:06 am sunny said:
In response to Bernie, Voight is Angelina and James’ legal last name. I remember seeing/reading an interview that said their middle names were specifically chosen to be used as stage names–because they sounded good. I guess John and Marcheline (whose name I don’t know about, unless it’s a stage name) planned to have famous kids from the beginning.
Excellent job, again, 14.
May 31, 2006
At 10:43 am KC said:
Lets hope all these kids grow up with beautiful souls unlike their parents. Hopefully they wont see that adultry, going into foreign countries to show off what you have then donate a cheap amount of money, and just being flat out weirdos as ok. Brad Pitt isn’t the greatest looking guy in the world. He looks like a human version of the GAY Ken doll. And Angelina looks like a total whack job with huge fish lips to match that ego of hers. They aren’t the hottest people in hollywood and with all the speculation of their child being the most beautiful baby, since everyone is having such high expectations…I bet that baby won’t even be all that good looking. But then again, it’s a child and as adults we shouldn’t judge a child.
All I know is that I’m sick of hearing about these people. They aren’t the greatest parents, they aren’t the greatest people, and I wont be surprised if this relationship doesn’t last.
May 31, 2006
At 10:59 am Doppelganger said:
Jolie is actually Angelina’s middle name. She just dropped the Voight. I don’t know why her brother has a different last name.
Jon Voight also has another 19 y/o daughter / actress named Skylar something who, by the way, is also extremely beautiful.
May 31, 2006
At 11:03 am Doppelganger said:
Hilarious pic. Don’t 2 negatives equal a positive, or 2 positives equal a negative?
I’ve seen a few really attractive people with unattractive kids. It’s like their beautiful features are fighting it out and something goes wrong.
In any case, to answer someone’s question, Angelina has blue eyes.
Oh, and about Demi & Bruce, I’ve got to say that Bruce screwed up the gene pool. Demi is drop dead gorgeous and her girls are…well.. NOT to say the least. I’m sure if Demi and Ashton have a child it will be beautiful (that’s if she hasn’t gone through menopause yet).
May 31, 2006
At 11:24 am ladyC said:
okay, first of all lennox…jolie actually means ‘pretty’ in french, i think you’re just grasping at straws.
shiloh’s life can go a few ways:
a)she will be ridiculously good looking but really weird
b)she’ll be okay looking and kinda weird
c)ugly and completely crazy from all the stares and whispers of ‘i don’t understand it, her parents are really really ridiculously good looking’
d)a total bitch
e)knows how to just keep her mouth shut and smile pretty (just like daddy)
May 31, 2006
At 1:31 pm patricia said:
Or…..
she could be a cute little girl, who is taught to care about others, “do” instead just “talk the talk” and actually have a good purpose in life aside from Hollyweird.
P.S. Daddy doesn’t keep his mouth shut.
May 31, 2006
Javelin
At 2:21 pm Javelin said:
I know this girl who I went to Sunday school with back in the day, and she has a gorgeous, Miss America look-alike mother and an average looking father, and somehow she managed to inherit all her parents’ recessive, non-attractive qualities. Every time I saw her Mom come to pick her up I would just shake my head in disbelief.
If Shiloh doesn’t turn out beautiful, the poor kid will have to deal with the collective disapointment of about a billion people, which is sad.
May 31, 2006
At 5:52 am bettyboop said:
F) FLIP YOU ALL OFF AND LIVE A LIFE YOU ALL WISHED YOU HAD
June 1, 2006
jen
At 6:43 am jen said:
hell everyone knows that she’s just going to turn out like Paris Hilton, they all do!
And by the way excellent 14, excellent
June 1, 2006
At 7:53 am melissa said:
Lady C, I totally want to go with E. I say 30 years from now we will see a book or made for TV movie where Angelina totally treats this kid like “mommy dearest”. Did anyone catch the interview where Ang said she never really wanted natural kids. This kid is going to feel so totally unloved. I see her leaving both of them and moving to MO with the grandparents.
Very good painting. I think no matter how the kid looks this is going to reflect her inner feelings.
June 1, 2006
At 8:48 am turnia70 said:
all of you haters need to shut the hell up….for the guys, if you had a chance to do angelina or jen, you can’t tell me you’d pick ugly ass jen….and as far as brad goes, i would totally do him in his trailer park or otherwise
June 1, 2006
At 4:00 pm Steven said:
What, no tattoo saying “Born To Hate The USA” yet? Where are all the piercings? This ‘normal’ baby won’t do. It has a ‘radical (dude)’ name, where’s the radical accoutrement? I am disappointed.
June 1, 2006
At 8:53 am Devin said:
It would be ironic if the bambina Jolie-Pitt were a ringer for a piglet, yet I’m sure she’s absolutely adorable…who knows…we’ll find out someday. Great illustration as usual!
June 2, 2006
Sticky
At 10:03 am Sticky said:
Oh for… give them a break. This is what happens to people like Brad and Angelina - the media builds them up and then drops them on their heads. How many of you are Goodwill Ambassadors? How much money do you donate to charity? How would you like to be dogged by the paparazzi everywhere you go and have every little thing you do analyzed and critcized?
When have they ever said their child is the Chosen One? Do they run around claiming to be the World’s Most Beautiful People? No - it’s the tabloids and gossips rags that give them those monikers. It’s old-fashioned jealousy that makes people write such horrid things about them.
I wish them well and hope their children can escape this bullshit unscathed.
June 2, 2006
At 3:38 pm Booziesuzie said:
Hey, don’t through stones at glass houses. I bet u peeps who have slated the jolie-pitts are no very braw at aww… hee hee hee…Jelousy gets u no where …
June 2, 2006
Anonymous
At 4:49 pm Anonymous said:
Piloh Shitt
June 2, 2006
At 3:30 am gossippando.it said:
wow very nice .!!.why baby is so ugly??^__^
kiss from Italy
Isabella
June 3, 2006
At 8:25 am Et Tu Brute said:
There is a distinct possibility that Shiloh could grow up to look like Chastity Bono.
Would we prefer that she be named an average name, like “Mary”, for example? We could then speculate on the fact that she could grow up to be the mother of the next Messiah.
June 3, 2006
At 8:39 am Long Island Irish said:
14 that is classic! LOL I actually agree with some of the above post–what is this child going to think as she grows up and hears all the crazy stories about her parents, her mother mainly?
Jolie has done some VERY strange things in the past, I suppose that’s why I don’t like her much. Everyone is entitled to be a bit strange but she has just pushed herself over the limit and I think she does it to get attention.
Didn’t Jolie herself come from a very messed up homelife? I suppose that’s why she has lived such an odd life. Atleast she does some good for the poor in Africa.
Pitt has had some sort a breakdown. He’s a complete tool! It’s incredible to watch but he always needs her to lead the way and whenever someone asks him a question her looks at her. WEIRD!
I wouldn’t be surprised if she leaves him soon since she got what she wanted–his seed. Atleast the kids look happy.
Angelina isn’t so bad looking but I think Beyonce is way prettier any day.
Honestly though this kid is lucky compared to the Federline offspring.
Um, does anyone want to bet that we will see little Shiloh before we see the mysterious Suri?
June 3, 2006
At 5:00 pm Cheetah said:
I heard they haven’t released a pic of the baby yet because it’s black.
Ho ho ho… er, I mean, Ha ha ha.
June 4, 2006
Damien
At 4:48 pm Damien said:
You just know the little beggar is going to be gorgeous … oh well. Love the pic 14 and the parental gestures, such wonderful work as per usual.
June 5, 2006
Anonymous
At 1:40 pm Anonymous said:
if I have to look at this picture ONE MORE TIME!
plz update..O.o
June 7, 2006
At 5:34 pm Long Island Irish said:
Oh. My. God. Ya’ll.
I just wanted to say that I’m beginning to wonder about Suri. We have seen a picture of Shiloh already (so cute!) and Suri is still MIA. Does anyone else think this is weird?
I just read my above comment over and although I still take the same stance I should have been a bit nicer.
Okay, Jolie has done some wierd stuff but she does love those kids and she is very caring about those in need. I don’t think it’s a show with her.
Pitt does appear to have had some sort of mid life crisis but he’s also good to the kids and spends time with them so can we really complain?
Honestly I think the Jolie Pitts have a chance at raising their kids to care about others. Thier children will also survive to see their teens. This is more than is promised for the Federline’s children. *shudders*
June 7, 2006
china blue
At 5:04 am china blue said:
That pic tallies with my “Gorgeous+Gorgeous=Fugly, Possibly” theory, and also with the general feeling that this baby had three wise men visiting her after she was born…
June 8, 2006
Jennifer C
At 7:29 pm Jennifer C said:
hahaha okay, okay, so the baby’s not “ugly” after all …. but damn! those ears were right on!!!
June 8, 2006
Tiare
At 8:17 pm Tiare said:
First of all, Shiloh is g-o-r-g-e-o-u-s. Even so soon after her birth when she should still be all wrinkled and bruised. So is Angelina. Just look at her pictures when she was a little kid. She never was the least bit ugly.
I never understood why Brad was with Jen, she was the luckiest girl alive to land him and keep him for as long as she did. She’s barely passably attractive. Her face is huuuuuge. The only thing she’s got is her personality.
I always thought Angie and Brad should be together, they’re both gorgeous and a little wild, but smart and caring. I don’t really see how Shiloh is going to die to hear about what Angie did in her teens and twenties. Don’t tell me YOUR parents were perfect angels. And who knows what they never told you about.
Sure, Shiloh is going to be famous and that can mess you up at least a little bit, but I don’t see how she can’t become a normal person. I’m more worried for Paris Jackson!
June 8, 2006
Frisky Shadowridge
At 8:08 pm Frisky Shadowridge said:
OK, I was *secretly* hoping the Brangelina baby would be ugly and she’s not. She’s actually very, very pretty for a newborn…I wonder, has she had work done? But I do agree with the posters who said Shiloh Nouvell sounds like a porn star name - kind of like the game to come up with your alter-ego porn star name: For your first name you take the name of your favorite pet, and for your last name you take the name of the street where you grew up (hence Shiloh (beagle) Nouvell (Blvd.)?). Lord help poor little Shiloh - screwed up name, maneater/nutjob mother, loveslave/babysitter father creating their own little UN, and being the focus of photographers/stalkers bidding war at 2 weeks old. I can just imagine a rebellious teenaged Shiloh rejecting her parents’ “ideals” by renaming herself Sheila and getting a job folding sweaters at the GAP. Now wouldn’t that be ironic? I doubt we’ll be so lucky, we’ve probably got the next Paris Hilton on our hands.
Sincerely, “Frisky Shadowridge” (my own porn star alter-ego)
June 12, 2006
Pookie Hart
At 5:43 pm Pookie Hart said:
Pookie Hart is my porn star name. Anyway I just wanted to say that 14 has got immense talent. I love the the way humour and art blend in her work. I absolutely love this one in particular. I have to say that I’m so sick of people talking about how gorgeous the baby is. It’s a baby, and it freaks me out when the word “gorgeous” is used to describe it. We’re a nation obsessed with an infant’s lips. That would be in my suicide note most definitely.
June 13, 2006
At 3:37 pm Jenny said:
That. was. awesome.
June 19, 2006
At 12:13 pm licoricepirate said:
everyone knows that
hot parent + hot parent = fug child !!!
June 27, 2006
At 4:59 pm Action said:
I totally agree that newborns are NOT cute. I have a 7 mo. old and I STILL think they aren’t cute. I love my little girl to pieces, but sweetie? You just WEREN’T cute until you were at least 2 months old.
June 27, 2006
At 9:06 am Melanie said:
All Brad has ever wanted is to be taken seriously. He uglied up for movies that were real stinkers. Now he doesn’t have to ugly up - age is taking over. He moved on to AJ to be taken seriously. Serious about world causes. He was perfect in Thelma and Louise. I wanted him to continue on with the pretty boy roles, not the scruffy old beards, dirty hair and knocked out teeth. Now it’s too late. What a crying shame to trade in his best features all these years. It didn’t help him one iota.
July 9, 2006
At 11:48 pm Alex said:
is just gonna be a normal baby, with normal parents who have amazing jobs, and amazing bank accounts! have to hate them! theyre so beatiufl that you know its not going to work… too perfect to be true
July 9, 2006
At 6:48 am Soletrane said:
Regarding all this speculation about Shiloh’s appearance. There is statistical phenomenon called ‘regression to the mean’ that speaks to this.
In other words, if you have two parents who have extreme characteristics (famed physical beauty) than it is more likely than not that their children will also share some of this characteristic (i.e. physically attractiveness) but will probably be closer to ‘normal’ (in physical attractiveness) than their parents.
It also works the other ways, if a person has an extreme characteristic (e.g. 7ft tall) then his parents are likely to be tall but much closer to normal height than their child. This explains why you often see beautiful people come from more normal looking parents.
July 18, 2006
At 2:08 am Antonia said:
This pic made me giggle like a Japanese school girl.
August 18, 2006
At 11:51 am Tara said:
I almost peed in my pants looking at this picture! I had to email it to all of my friends and family! But all kidding aside, it is possible for two pretty people to have a hobbit for a child as it is possible for two homely people to have a beautiful one…as I have seen examples of both. Keep up the awesome work!
August 29, 2006
anjelica
At 3:36 pm anjelica said:
y ou bitche’s on jennifer aniston side she is as plain as a flat shoe I read their card’s thir kid’s together less better looking.
September 26, 2006
At 9:55 am Kathy said:
Someone above mentioned Angelina has had plenty of plastic surgery. What has she ever had? I have never heard that she had anything done. I know her lips are real — she had those same lips when she was six years old.
October 24, 2006
At 3:26 pm eric said:
does anyone know what the original work is of this parody?
October 31, 2006
At 3:57 pm Lou K said:
The picture is hysterical and the comments are entertaining. Was searching for blogs on plastic surgery and came across this post …. had a good time spending a few minutes here. Clicked on a few ads to say thanks … Lou K - Orange County Plastic Surgery
December 11, 2006
Suzette
At 4:01 pm Suzette said:
Man, why isn’t this a print? I think this would look beautiful in my spa bathroom! Please make a print, pretty please with sugar?
January 31, 2007
At 12:28 am nathaniel said:
brilliant. i love it. genius.
March 11, 2007
bob gardner
At 3:02 am bob gardner said:
why does everyone talk about babies in such a way that people write these sort of blogs
March 13, 2007
At 3:33 am Gadget Man said:
Ok so they definitely are the two most sexiest people in the world but I still reckon their baby’s not gonna be a stunner. Love the painting though!
March 26, 2007
At 12:55 pm Suggs said:
This is absolutely fantastic
April 17, 2007
emann
At 3:44 pm emann said:
Now that’s some art to laugh about
June 6, 2007
Peta
At 3:29 pm Peta said:
What was scary was when “The Fabulous Life” ended their baby Shiloh episode (while the kid was still kicking it utero style) with a generated photo of what she’d probably look like at 18. All this expectation of Super Goddess looks from a regular human baby. *shakes head*
August 1, 2007
At 10:35 am internet marketing services said:
“Not since Jesus has a baby been so eagerly anticipated.” lol
August 6, 2007
At 10:38 am mike said:
interesting blog, i’ll come back again soon
August 6, 2007