Filed under: Bloated Oil Heir
One of the first bits of gossip I saw this morning was the video of greasy oil fortune heir, Brandon Davis on a night out with self-absorbed hotel heiress and self-proclaimed "American Royalty" Paris Hilton. In the video, Brandon exposes his crass vulgarity, lack of proper upbringing, and stunted maturity as he loudly shouts insults about Lindsay Lohan to a group of paparazzi. The Royal Highness, Paris Hilton cackles uncontrollably as Brandon makes an absolute ass of himself by referring to Lohan as a "fire crotch" and worse. I know they must think of themselves as privileged young Hollywood elite, but what they really come across as is spoiled toddlers fighting in a school yard sandbox. Or maybe monkeys flinging poo at each other in a filthy Hollywood zoo.
Posted by 14 ♦ May 17, 2006
At 6:51 pm Cyclops Kitten Natividad said:
Wow girl. That was FAST. I was kinda horrified by that video; those people are such a waste of resources, so evil and stupid, it’s depressing to know that they are so rich and nothing bad will ever happen to them. I’m not a fan of Ms. Lohan, but she can’t help but come up smelling like a rose after that ridiculous drunken tirade this loser guy and his cackling whore went on last night. Jesus, is High School EVER over?!
“Firecrotch”…WTF? I think if I were a redhead I’d be flattered by that, actually. That’s pretty hot.
May 17, 2006
At 6:57 pm nicemag said:
So glad you whipped this up so quickly! I saw the video this morning and couldn’t believe it.
What a bunch of self-absorbed losers.
Reminds me of junior-high.
May 17, 2006
At 7:39 pm betty said:
This painting is perfect, not only does the artist capture the bloated neck fat, but their choice of words to describe such a self-absorbed, worthless, uncooth, juvenile, drunken pile of feces are simply wonderful. What is sad though, is that talented artists have to look at these wastes of space to produce these commentaries.
May 17, 2006
Anonymous
At 8:02 pm Anonymous said:
perfect once again….i saw the video and it was shocking to say the least
May 17, 2006
At 8:13 pm captainobvious said:
exactly what I thought when I saw the video. you are too good,14.
May 17, 2006
At 8:35 pm Cosina said:
A perfect portrait of the Upper Crass. I’m glad all young people with their resources are like them.
May 17, 2006
At 10:24 pm leisa said:
LOVE it.
How did you do that so fast????
May 17, 2006
At 12:53 am Nia said:
Goodness, you are fast! What a treat.
And to think such a stream of filth can pass his girlish lips…
May 18, 2006
At 2:29 am Liesje said:
Am i the only one who heard Paris say at the end of the video: “I love you Brandon” ?
Not that i care — fast painter you are 14!
May 18, 2006
At 4:57 am Lindsey said:
Brilliant! I hope this oily bloater loses all his money. And I can’t wait until the day that Paris starts getting old, and realises her ’stunning looks’ (HA) are lost to cocaine and venereal disease…
May 18, 2006
At 5:46 am d.c. said:
well, the video link to TMZ didn’t work for me.. i keep getting javascript:null/void..
May 18, 2006
arb
At 6:12 am arb said:
heard a clip of the audio this morning. ick. ick. gross.
May 18, 2006
At 6:13 am Cookie said:
Thank you!!! It needed to be done. The only thing more nauseating than Brandon’s hateful remarks was Paris Hilton’s publicist denying her participation in the poop-flinging parade because Paris didn’t ’say anything’; as if her cackling with glee and holding up her mobile phone so whoever was on the other end of the line could hear the tirade first hand does not have Paris involved up to her lazy eye.
May 18, 2006
At 6:34 am Candice said:
Not that Lindsay Lohan is taking the Academy by storm with her acting performances, but at least she’s actually done something to be a celebrity besides spending her parents’ money and making a tv show that showcases how she might actually be mentally retarded.
May 18, 2006
At 6:48 am idj said:
The biggest loudmouthed jerk in the U.S. paired with the most vacuous ‘celebrity’ in the U.S. What a pair! Great work of art - it captures Mr. Davis perfectly! 14 - I love your art! (BTW. Have I used too many exclamation points in this post? Your eye for reality calls for them!)
May 18, 2006
At 6:53 am TheIdleReceptionist said:
I think fecal flinging BY toddlers would be a perfect descripshe.
I love that you have lampooned this deplorable situation and I love the quite accurate portrayal of his smug, blubbery face and I love the oil rig atop his greasy mop and I think I love you, too.
Reminds me of Vincent Gallo’s elitest spooge!
May 18, 2006
X
At 7:35 am X said:
Brandon Davis is just disgusting. I’ m not a fan of hohan, but If Hohan has 7 ft long clitoris, Paris should have at least 14 ft long. Making fun of red hair people is so mentally retarded for his age.
May 18, 2006
At 8:24 am lovenerd said:
This guy is not only a complete jackass, but the money that finances his jackassery comes from the wallets of ordinary people who right now are paying upwards of $3.50 a gallon for gasoline. We are all being gouged at the gas pumps so this spoiled vapid child can ride around in limos and snort cocaine.
May 18, 2006
At 8:34 am 14 said:
How did I paint this so quickly?
I did it quickly because I didn’t want to spend too much time looking at his dim witted oily face. Quick drying acrylics and lots of coffee helped me get the job done. Now I have to figure out what to do with the painting - I hid it behind a bunch of books because I didn’t want to look at it.
14
May 18, 2006
At 8:40 am LittleOracle said:
THANK YOU! Man, saw that and thought: “What the fuck is the matter with the media, glorifying a bunch of talentless, spoiled brats by filming and showing that crap?” Money doesn’t buy class, does it? Brandon Davis obviously thinks he’s as important as Paris thinks she is and you did a BEAUTIFUL job illustrating it — I hope VERY much to see more of Brandon and Paris in your work!
Kudos, 14! Well done as usual!
May 18, 2006
At 8:45 am Joe said:
Perfect! I’m not a fan of Lindsay, but this guy is just gross.
May 18, 2006
Miss Grumpy Pants
At 9:12 am Miss Grumpy Pants said:
That guy is a waste of skin, seriously. Horrible, horrible person.
Jesus, with that guy and the Federjerk getting all the rich blonde
tail in Hollywood, no wonder all the girls do nothing but vomit and
shop. Is that their dating pool? Ugh.
May 18, 2006
tricia
At 9:22 am tricia said:
Betraying my total ignorance here—-whatis a firecrotch? A redhead de la pube? VD?
Either way, though I think LL’s a hopeless tarty psycho bitch, this BD guy, whom I never heard of before this painting, sounds a thousand times worse. Great painting, it portrays his character, such as it is.
May 18, 2006
At 9:25 am Morrigan said:
Wow… wish I could make some witty comments about the crassness of the noveau riche. I wish their relations who had actually worked for a living could come out of their graves and haunt their classless spawn for the rest of their lives and then give their money to some worthwhile organization.
Ahhhh… if only this weren’t just a dream. Why does our media cater to these spoiled brats?
Kudos on the dipiction of this ignorant ape, 14.
May 18, 2006
tricia
At 9:28 am tricia said:
And by the way, when did ENews become all about no-talent idiots like this? It’s “who dissed who”, who was at what event with who, who’s no longer BFF. Who the fuck cares? This is Hollywood High School stuff, it’s about bitchy airheads with nothing to do but pose and shop and skank around and crawl for publicity. Now I won’t say Enews etc. was ever serious or highbrow—god i hope not—but this is ridiculous. At least in the old days—say three years ago—you could hear more about new movies, records, shows, whatever. And the gossip was about people who have interesting, full lives. Well, some of them. Not spoiled children and socialites and kFed-like trash.
Rant over. For now!
May 18, 2006
At 9:34 am Crees_dahl said:
I am so glad you nailed him on this one.
But I must say that even though you captured his profuse sweating, bloated neck and greasy hair, you still made him more handsome than he actually is.
I think you should do an ‘Animal’ painting of him and Paris flinging poo at hollywood movie posters out of obvious jealousy and spite. Also, make sure to give him a small pecker because he is obviously troubled that Linsays clit is bigger than his manhood.
May 18, 2006
At 9:52 am Ken said:
They have no souls! Very nice work!
May 18, 2006
At 9:54 am nikki, 24 said:
In a part of that video he says that LL is poor because she only has 7 million dollars….i’d kill to be that “poor”!
May 18, 2006
At 10:01 am JulesinSD said:
The video is just UGLY. It captured how soul-less and nasty “young Hollywood”can be. It made perfect sense that some trust fund, ne’er-do-well demonstrated what pigs these people truly are and the company Paris Hilton likes to keep. We’ve all met rich assholes like these. They die early and alone.
No fear, Karma will be coming with a big can of whoop ass for these two. I can’t wait. What bothered me most was the forced cackle and the recording of insults with her cell
phone so she could replay them for some Fucko entourage demonstrating “bad ass” they are.
All this from the woman who got famous for a full penetration porno flick and is rumored to have Herpes? “Skankeus Vapidus” indeed 14.
May 18, 2006
At 10:55 am Sarah said:
Someone needs to print this out and give it to Brandon Davis.
It’s brilliant.
May 18, 2006
At 10:55 am coffeegod said:
The only person of whom I grow more tired than Le Paris is Madonna. Isn’t there an island somewhere to which we can ship all the useless, overinflated ego people?
14, as always, flawless. I think I love you.
May 18, 2006
December25
At 12:05 pm December25 said:
Well done.
May 18, 2006
At 1:07 pm Scout Finch said:
I was at an MS charity event last Saturday in which Brandon and his bloated brother Jason introduced their mother, Nancy, to the audience. Both were wasted and obnoxious. Outside later, Jason, the fat one, bummed a cigarette from someone standing near me, broke a glass on the pavement, and stumbled around the party mumbling.
Nancy went on and on about how proud she is of her children. Get me a barf bag.
Brandon posed for photos with Paris and Nicky while Lindsay and Nicole slipped in the back door later. I noticed that they were seated well apart from each other.
14, thank you for highlighting their awful, crude and unspeakable behavior. Now, if we ignore them, maybe they’ll go away.
May 18, 2006
At 1:19 pm Pasha aka Hollywood said:
Don’t blame him, blame Paris… she put him up to it… but he is still a moron.
May 18, 2006
At 1:22 pm tim dammett said:
I hope these 2 are the first to hang when the revolution comes……
May 18, 2006
At 1:27 pm DonnaJEM said:
Who is this guy?
You were WAAAAAAAAAAY too kind to him, because he looks almost cute. In that video however, he looks and acts like a drunken bafoon. And the Hilton sisters are about as significant as a used Swiffer pad.
May 18, 2006
At 3:23 pm Jackie Danicki said:
14, maybe you could auction this on eBay and give the proceeds to an anti-bullying charity or something. Because that’s what these two are, rich or poor: bullies.
May 18, 2006
At 4:28 pm Demon Kitty said:
What a disgusting, bloated, greasy, nasty piece of human excrement! Brandon Davis is so oily and inflated he could supply enough oil (and GAS for that matter) to put the entire US back into economy. His father is raping us. These two and their ilk have contributed nothing but excrement to the earth. I totally agree with coffeegod, If we could only ship this scum bucket, filthy Paris & co, plus Madonna to the nether regions of the Universe, the world would be a better place.
So Much Love,
Demon Kitty
May 18, 2006
jackyll
At 4:39 pm jackyll said:
You’re quite talented. I’ve seen your paintings before, but this really personifies his greasy hair and personality.
May 18, 2006
At 5:23 pm Marie said:
I agree with DonnaJem, but I thank you anyway. Paris likes to pretend she’s such a victim of society and professes to not understand why people aren’t nice to her. Yeah, right! I’m so glad someone finally caught her instigator ass on camera. It’s all there.
Does anyone remember how this guy revealed to the National Enquirer that Paris made a habit of using rascist language and behavior? Yeah, he totally called her on it and said that was why he was glad to end their friendship.
Guess he forgave her. Pathetic greaseball.
May 18, 2006
At 5:34 pm Paul said:
14, you should paint a pic of Paris with her big bird hooked nose & lazy eye and square head. You are very talented by the way.
May 18, 2006
slime-hater
At 6:12 pm slime-hater said:
Why can’t we overthrow this “royalty” the way its been done in earlier times? Who “elected” these douchebags anyhow? I’m not a fan of Lohan, but their behavior was reprehensible. Brandon is the kind of guy who dies alone in a hotel room from autoerotic asphyxiation. Let’s hope it is sooner rather than later.
14, thank you!
May 18, 2006
JayJZ
At 6:15 pm JayJZ said:
U r just jealous cuz hes cool with the blinginbling and gots all d time wicked lines to bring u down to p size. Word. Rly.
May 18, 2006
Herb Sewell
At 6:57 pm Herb Sewell said:
Paris wasn’t talking to anyone, she was merely using the phone as a prop/shield. I’ve heard that 40% of the people standing around with a cell phone to their ears aren’t really talking to anyone !
May 18, 2006
At 7:27 pm Long Island Irish said:
He’s just trash.
May 18, 2006
At 7:57 pm jerkygirl said:
14, I love you to death–you are one of my fave bloggers–and you always bring it classy, never potty-mouthed and white trash like BD and the Hiltons. This guy is a horrible, nasty pig. I felt awful watching that vid with those 2 skank b****es laughing at their former “friend” just like a couple of snotty girls in junior high. I’m no Lohan fan but jeez, this incident is enough to make me spring to her defense and consider buying a Team Lohan shirt. Okay I’m not buying a Team Lohan shirt but still. When are people going to stop making celebrities out of these hollow, talentless, useless people? Grr. Off soapbox now.
May 18, 2006
salmonella
At 8:04 pm salmonella said:
You did it again, 14! Awesome! Just awesome!
May 18, 2006
At 8:17 pm byron lord said:
14, you are a goddess of brush and pen. i had never heard of this needledick until i saw him on go fug yourself, and i wished i hadn’t until you made fun of him.
May 18, 2006
Jane
At 8:49 pm Jane said:
LOL.. Looks like Brandon has been bobbing for french fries again… grease puss
May 18, 2006
At 9:11 pm Bubuumachu said:
You know that video was hilarious though. Except the “poor” part.
May 18, 2006
At 11:34 pm Roy T said:
I love this site. You really do bring out the best in people in your art, and we love showing it to the world with words.
May 18, 2006
At 4:04 am Anna said:
Can i just second Jackie Danicki’s idea. That’s exactly what they are - pathetic bullies. Imagine being that rich and having the resources to do whatever you want, but just spending your time getting trashed and being hideous to other people. Clearly a severe lack of intelligence and imagination.
May 19, 2006
At 5:05 am Jan said:
Bobbing for french fries in a deep vat of grease
May 19, 2006
At 7:06 am Moonmaid said:
>Now I have to figure out what to do with the painting - I hid it behind a bunch of books because I didn’t want to look at it.>>
Auction it off and send the money to charity?
Have a ritual burning?
Put it out on the sidewalk with a sign on it saying, “Please deface”??
Leave it at company headquarters?
BTW, it’s brilliant. Are you ever planning to have a show?
May 19, 2006
At 7:55 am brokemojo said:
Let that fat bastard keep running off at the mouth. He spilled the very last vile dreg of his ugly soul for all the world and all he could muster up was a few vagina jokes to impress his dumb-vicious airheaded heiress.
Keep kicking ass 14. If I’ve got to see these asswipes everytime I pass through the line at the grocery store, at least I’ve found your sight to express put it in it’s proper perspective.
bm
May 19, 2006
Allie
At 8:38 am Allie said:
I hate LiLo, but at least she worked for the money she has instead of being born into it. It’s a sad world when people can mistake luck for talent. :/
Awesome picture as always, 14! I want to know when you’re going to start selling things.
May 19, 2006
At 9:35 am Hollywood Conspiracy said:
Join my campaign: CITIZENS AGAINST BRANDON DAVIS!!
http://www.hollywoodconspiracy.blogspot.com
May 19, 2006
L
At 9:59 am L said:
So he’s rich. Is that why he looks like all the showers he takes are golden?
May 19, 2006
At 10:03 am Bubbles said:
It says so much about young Hollywood and the media that loves them that the trashiest idiots in the world are not only famous, but are put on tv for tearing down other famous trashy idiots. Without parody, ms. 14, I should swallow my own tongue.
May 19, 2006
Cat
At 10:11 am Cat said:
I’m so glad You made this picture! I was horrified when I watched the video this morning. I’ve been gone visiting my parents and have not been able to check up with the gossip. I don’t know a lot about Lindsay, but that was totally uncalled for. Hilton and that guy Brandon are discusting!
May 19, 2006
At 1:35 pm metgirl420 said:
Got money does not equate to got class.
May 19, 2006
At 2:50 pm Ali said:
Ahahahahaaa! I love it! The words spewing out of him are perfect. I am wondering the medium used, pastel and acrylic maybe?
May 19, 2006
At 5:19 pm Wendy said:
He reminds me of the nasty boy in high school that was so cute, but so mean, and you couldn’t help it but you really liked him.
God, I hated high school.
May 19, 2006
At 6:01 pm Chansmom said:
Okay, I like to think I know my Hollywood gossip, but who the hell is this Brandon Davis? I know, I know. I read what you posted about him, but really. Who the f&^*! Does this idiot think he is? This had to be backlash from her turning him down for whatever.
I’m no Lindsey fan, but I do agree the attack on her was just plain rank. I’m sure we’ll read about this guy being found dead in some motel from a smack overdose. As for Paris. She’s just wasted space, and probably does have a nasty crotch.
You go, 14.
May 19, 2006
At 6:25 pm Liz said:
I’ve never heard of this guy but that video convinced me I don’t need to waste time remembering his name.
I’m torn between wishing the media would just ignore these airheads instead of giving them the attention they crave and hoping they continue. I mean, if they disappear from the gossip pages/sites, where would you get the inspiration you need to keep us entertained?
It’s a dilemma, I tell you.
May 19, 2006
At 8:48 pm Charlene said:
I think Jackie Danicki has a brilliant idea. An anti-bullying charity could use the money, and you really do have the talent and the popularity to pull it off. Doesn’t eBay have a section that allows for reduced fees for charity auctions?
May 19, 2006
At 11:14 pm RG said:
wow. I never knew I could feel this much disgust for people I’ve never met.
Bring on the revolution and let’s get them out of our faces. I’ll go get my guillotine.
Just as a side note - Lindsay is only 20 years old or something. just because she hasn’t won an Oscar doesn’t mean she’s not talented. Hopefully in a few years time she’ll be playing some great parts while Paris & her ‘friends’ are in rehab/over-dosing/ being ignored.
May 19, 2006
At 6:14 am Shae said:
Brandon Davis is a grease ball loser who would b a big NOTHING if it were not for his inherited money. Paris Hilton is a fugly spoiled brat, and I STILL cannot figure out why she gets any press. The video was terrible and shows just how uncouth and nasty these rich brats are. The Hilton sisters especially are a pair of loser skanks…I am sure they make their filthy rich (emphasis on FILTHY) parents real proud.Davis’s parents don’t even acknowledge that he exists…what does that say?
May 20, 2006
At 12:08 pm wendy said:
I don’t know about y’all but I’d still pay 20 bucks to sleep with ol’firecrotch.
May 20, 2006
At 1:51 pm lola said:
Great representation of him!
Thanks to miss Hilton I like Lindsay much better than before. Have you noticed that all of Paris’ friends seem to be ruined by her?? Nicole Richie became anorexic right after their split up. And Lindsay started drinking and bumping into people with her car when she became friends with the bitch. Same with Tara Reid. And this guy too. He was somewhat normal before and now look at him? Wtf…someone should shoot Paris. Fucking desiesed cunt. Nobody likes her and it’s no surprise!
May 20, 2006
At 10:11 am Long Island Irish said:
You did draw this really fast 14.
May 21, 2006
At 3:52 pm thesheik said:
lol that was one of the funniest things i have ever seen….now i dont hate on Lindsay Lohan and her big old titties….But some dude saying $7m is poor and calling her firecrotch is just good old fashioned comedy
May 21, 2006
At 9:53 pm S.A. Smith said:
What a loathsome piece of shit. I didn’t think it was possible for me to have any more contempt for paris hilton, but wow has she really overachieved, hanging around with this guy.
May 21, 2006
At 9:56 pm Sean said:
Man, this punk cannot die of a drug overdose fast enough.
May 21, 2006
At 1:42 pm AHAHAHHA said:
AHAHAHA. He’s dating quite possibly the filthiest whore in the universe, and has the balls to make comments like that. Someone should ask him how Rick Salomon’s dick tastes!
May 22, 2006
At 10:56 pm Viper Tetsu said:
Davis blathering on about Lindsay Lohan is like dogshit saying that feta cheese smells bad.
Frickin’ sublime, as always. This trashbag is greasier than a White Castle slider. And you’ve captured every bead of goo to a magnificent T.
May 22, 2006
At 6:53 am Heather said:
Wow, great portrayal of this slime ball! I had never even knew who the guy was until I saw the video. He is disgusting and obviously completely uneducated. I wish there was a way we could get him to see these posts so he could see what a true ignorant spoiled jackass he is!
May 23, 2006
At 8:32 am Kia said:
I love Brandon Davis! He is my new found hero! I am disgusted with Lindsay Lohan and so very grateful for his wonderful comments about her!
GO BRANDON!!!!!
May 23, 2006
Anonymous
At 9:16 am Anonymous said:
Brandon Davis, may have money and a “friend” in Paris Hilton- reality check is that they are two silver spoon kids whose parents tried to raise them well, but failed obviously. Paris spreads her lips( top and bottom) for anyone that wonders what a it is like to sleep with a socialite. Brandon is looks like a bloated, greasy plumber that happens to think 7 million is terrible, oh baby. Did daddy say no to a car, so you had to have the barbie doll drive you? Any man that speaks out about a woman that way– is making up for something he lacks. other than the ovbious tack, respect, upbringing- it can possibly be a penis that is probably the size of his verbal capacity. Sweet heart- don’t think the world would miss you if you took a hike.
May 23, 2006
G
At 10:37 am G said:
I think this crass video is actually a good thing. I’m even more proud of my life and my character. I put myself through school, found my own job, and purchased my own home. I may not have 7 mil but I’ve worked hard and persevered - Priceless!
May 23, 2006
At 10:41 am TV Swan said:
Who is Brandon Davis and why is he breathing?
May 23, 2006
pfft
At 12:42 pm pfft said:
Way to kiss goodbye any red-headed fanbase you would have had, you assjack. I hope you choke on your own drug induced vomit, and then Paris is the one who gets charged and convicted of drugging you and thus sentenced to 50 years of being raped by senior citizens.
May 23, 2006
At 1:22 pm cracker said:
Nice Work…
Intervention please! Let’s look at how much of a drug addict Brandon Davis is. Didn’t we all see him wiping his nose repeatedly? Snorting multiple powders with a couple of boozey chasers will give you that oh so attractive sweaty palor and nouveau riche behavior. Hmmmm Is Paris snorting the H as well?
May 23, 2006
Anonymous
At 6:19 pm Anonymous said:
Brandon Davis is a fat has been ( or never was ) with the iq of dead fish . All this does is prove that hes of a lower IQ than most of the worlds population and will most probably kill himself b O.Ding on drugs like the good looser he is .
Good riddens.
May 23, 2006
At 9:17 pm Colleen said:
Saw the heinous video last night and, as usual, was shocked speechless by the display. Why, oh why, does our culture allow the children of the rich to become famous simply by being the rich children? Paris Hilton revealed her usual dimwitted demeanor, cackling and laughing over Brandon Davis’ obviously wasted tirade, while continuing to cradle her cell phone to her ear. Who exactly pays for the crowd of bodyguards surrounding them and why do they merit ANY camera time at all? Love your rendition of B.D.’s bloated head!
May 23, 2006
Charlotte
At 9:46 pm Charlotte said:
Man–this guy DEFINITELY has the eyes of a sociopath. I can already hear Bill Kurtis sonorously describing his murder spree. *brrrrr*
May 23, 2006
At 5:45 am rob said:
Someone,somewhere please find that rich asshole,and just for me..beat the living fuck out of him!!!!
May 24, 2006
PhatSchlong
At 7:33 am PhatSchlong said:
I would really like to meet this guy only on the street one day. He definately needs to be brought back down to earth. Who the f*ck does he think he is?? I’ve never even heard of him!!
May 24, 2006
At 12:45 pm Lisa said:
That was just sick. I am a red head by the way but that is not why this little boy makes me sick. The behavior is unreal and Paris is a pig.
May 24, 2006
legalmind
At 3:42 pm legalmind said:
What I want to know is when are we going to see a suit by Lohan vs. Davis for defamation, or at least false light? Seems like if he keeps this up she’ll be able to double her so-called “disgusting” (to use his words) 7 million worth in no time at all!
May 24, 2006
At 5:26 pm mean mina said:
Ummm can I just tell you how disgusting and idiotic this guys is. Does having money really make you that ignorant. At one point he says ” If any one has freckles out there get away from the car, It’s worse than AIDS!!” Is this guy for real. I am not a Lindsay Lohan fan to say the least but come on AIDS is the least laughable thing. I am so tired of the wannabe Hollywood Elite, and Paris is sitting their encouraging him but claims she said nothing. PLEASE, someone needs to giver a real beat down straight from the hood!!!
May 24, 2006
At 7:51 pm UNCLELEX said:
Am I the only one who thinks Paris looks like David Mc Callum did on the old “Man From U.N.C.L.E.” series? If you want some idea of how she’s going to turn out catch “Navy N.C.I.S.” on CBS. As for Brandon Davis. Never heard of him before this foolishness. All I can say is I hope whatever Paris offered you to make a public ass of yourself was worth it. Also I hope this embarrassess your parents so much that they cut you off and force you to get a real job.
May 24, 2006
Jessy
At 4:17 pm Jessy said:
Damn!!! I don’t see why the media wastes money on pigs and whores, first of all Paris is a skinny weird eyed girl (her nose is horrible as well), and Brandon is fat sweaty, and disgusting. Whenever I see Lindsay, I don’t see her with greasy hair or sweaty face…ewww. So i think they should have a wash before they can even start on Lindsay. With all that money they have they should at least afford to have a shower.
May 25, 2006
At 4:50 pm danadarko said:
On a serious note, I truly think it would be one of the greatest things if what happened to Sharon Tate happened to Paris Hilton. Tenfold.
May 25, 2006
Damien
At 5:18 pm Damien said:
That dude is a nasty peice of work (although the pic is marvie as per usual).
Maybe they need to enact a celebrity draft for Iraq, that’ll tone em down a couple of notches (its cruel I know).
May 25, 2006
At 7:34 am hypchyck said:
The video was sent to me by email…so of course, passing time at work, I watched…Pure entertainment. That poo-flinging-monkey analogy is right on (no offense to the actual animals…)
Personally, I think the filming and distribution of this was the best thing that could have happened to those folks…”celebrities” (if you will) are ALL completely overrated…in my opinion, it’s great to have confirmation that my world is better off having never been tainted by such narcissistic, trite, malicious people. What comes around goes around, and what a sick, sad life they must have to spend countless mintues focusing so intently on someone elses. The video coulda been him talking about my neighbor…and I still would have the same thought: Really, you have nothing better to do? We all know those who put that much effort into hating someone else are completely and utterly insecure. These people are priceless…it should be a public service announcement on what happens when you have no self-pride or self-worth. My 8 year old son has more charm, personality, couth, manners and class playing in a pile of dirt than they could ever hope to have with the worlds finest psychiatric treatment and rehab centers. The painting kicks ass by the way…that guy is just nasty. His company says loads about her. She’s probably a cutter. So my little tirade over, can the media focus on something that matters…like maybe bringing home our troops. Just a thought…guess that’d be far too Utopian to ask for…nevertheless, we can always hope. Hahahahahhahahaa… sad sad sad sad sad…
May 26, 2006
At 2:16 am grumpy said:
an inspiration as per ususal
May 28, 2006
At 11:54 am nic said:
I’ve fianlly seen the video and it’s totally gross. I mean who do these people think they are? 7mil is nothing to sneeze at I,m not a lohan fan but atleast she works for her money and has a marketable skill. these over privledged moochers have nothing if it wasn’t for their parent. i mean he’s an “heir” and she’s an “heiress”, but let’s not forget that unlike lohan they are not self sufficient and their well being still depends on someone loving them enough to give them an inheritance which given the type of “adults” (and i use that term loosely) that they have turned out to be i find that highly unlikely.
May 28, 2006
At 5:01 pm Sherry said:
Brandon, come on, how many times are you going to do shock value????? Very boring
You are a Howard Stern wannabe, a Larry Flynt wannabe dreamer (remember, he had brains and went all the way to the Supreme Court, do you even know what that is or why he went????) and never can never speak tangible words like Dom Imas.
Go get Amy vanderbilt’s book on Etiquette, learn to speak English, buy some class and your set to go……….
May 28, 2006
At 5:42 pm skyviewsatellite said:
If I were always surrounded by obsequious and servile minders that flattered, fawned and courted me no matter how insulting my behavior, I too would understandably come to regard myself as a kind of royalty. Who’s to say otherwise?
The best line is delivered—with all the deferential politeness of a courtesan—at the end of the video by one of the photographers as the car screeches away: “Good night Brandon! Thank you!”
May 28, 2006
At 5:29 pm ron said:
Two pretty pathetic and envious people. I’m not the biggest LL fan, but at least she has achieved something. Somehow these two think that spending your parents’ money means being successful. I’m getting a hybrid and never staying in a Hilton ever again - these are not the kinds of people I would like to support. Yuck, man! Why does he always look dirty and why are her “boobs” always popping out?
May 29, 2006
yella
At 12:24 am yella said:
Yes, Paris really has something to laugh about. A really crappy song under her belt. Here’s the link=
http://gheez.us/?p=17
Nice drawing!
June 1, 2006
At 3:14 pm Mr Kamakaze said:
I think you painted him to look BETTER than he does in real life.
What a total fucking loser, with money of course…!
June 2, 2006
At 11:51 pm Pete said:
Don’t know who Brandon is but in my own opinion Paris Hilton’s only claim to fame is she’s starred in a porno movie!! And it wasn’t that good.
June 3, 2006
At 12:40 pm rhonda said:
Who is this dumbass? Not that I care for Lohan…but this jerk was totally disgusting and I hope lohan kicks his ass…and by the looks of him..she could!! Not only was it classless but it wasn’t even funny. What a waste of air!! but then, he was with Paris ‘Useless’ Hilton…so that would explain some things.
Always good to see how ‘rich upperclass’ acting worse than redneck trailer trash (and believe me..I know how bad that is..lol!!)!!
June 4, 2006
At 5:19 pm charlie said:
I was told that Brandon Davis was trying to be in the film with lindsay but she refused to act with such a “Mean Girl” that’s why the video, and Paris? sorry don’t know if I let the Dogs out that night,ooppss!!! YEAHH Lindsay got 7 mil, but, from her ass, not from Mummy & Daddy. Suckers!!!!
June 4, 2006
At 6:41 pm dmihic said:
Dude looks like fat Elvis.
June 5, 2006
At 10:40 pm David said:
Wow nice drawing
those two “people” are disgusting
they’re degrading human beings BIG TIME
Especially that guy named Brandon Davis..like who the hell is he? The only thing I know about him now is that he’s ugly, fat, and he talks crap.
The drawing is a beautified version of that oily nasty face.
I hope Lindsay Lohan will sue them and win. They better go to jail or to HELL!
June 5, 2006
Dave
At 8:37 pm Dave said:
Who is this guy anyway? I mean, until I saw the video, I never heard of him. And Paris, what else can I say except Whore! She is a brianless pig of privelage and if she or Brandass had to actually work a day in their pethetic lives, it would be news. The 2 of them together have less talent than Lindsay does in her 7 ft clit^%^%^%^%.
June 7, 2006
At 11:51 am Suz said:
Yea, who is this guy? I was disgusted by this guy’s tirrade - I don’t think Paris has a thought in her head. Never heard of him and wish I never had. His parents ought to be ashamed for raising such a putz!
June 8, 2006
At 3:15 pm PabLo said:
i.lOVE.U.14/Ur.work.is.magical.
-n- iEA this oily pig -n- “ms.” whoreilton deserve be burn alive.
June 10, 2006
At 6:16 pm Erin said:
Who the hell is Brandon Davis to insult ANYONE? He needs to take a shower, get major plastic surgery, and become anorexic in a big way. He’s so fat, greasy, sweaty, unclean, ugly, and fat-horse faced it’s ridiculous.
I agree with another poster when I say I’m sure this little “rant” of his was out of spite because Lindsay has enough class not to sleep with this fugly idiot.
I’m not a Lindsay fan by any means, but I’ve grown to like her tons more just because of these two immature jerks.
August 6, 2006
At 2:22 pm Gail Gray said:
WOW… AND WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, PIGS: BRANDON/PARIS??????
August 28, 2006
At 4:30 pm KOUX said:
I think Brandon and Paris are a perfect match actually; they’re both crude, spoilt and messed up. I hope they manage to put things into perspective although it seems unlikely.
Re: earlier comment about being rich and nothing bad will happen to them… Having money is very dangerous if you don’t respect it. Brandon and Paris are not yet aware of there suffering because they are still young, but in time if they continue down this path they will feel it intensely.
Come on guys! Wake up and change! For all our sakes including your own…
August 30, 2006