Filed under: Jessica Simpson
While on vacation, I was thumbing through a Star magazine and came across an article speculating whether or not Ashlee Simpson had undergone a nose job. Side by side photos compared the bumpy "before" nose with a slightly less bumpy "after" nose. I looked hard, but couldn’t really tell the difference. I did however, notice her chin. I’ve never been able to
pinpoint
exactly what Ashlee Simpson reminds me of until I picked up a book about optical illusions and saw the classic Young Girl - Old Woman Illusion.
Posted by 14 ♦ May 16, 2006
At 9:35 pm summer said:
… maybe we shld all just turn amish for the next couple of months?
May 16, 2006
At 9:43 pm Brie said:
Hope you enjoyed your vacation
May 16, 2006
At 5:32 am Liesje said:
very good portrait!
Don’t stop! I love it!
May 17, 2006
At 6:04 am TheIdleReceptionist said:
Either way she’ll never have the acceptance of Papa Joe.
Unless, of course she sells more records.
May 17, 2006
At 7:07 am Irina said:
I wish the Ashlee photo was also an optical illusion. In one view you would see Ashlee, amd in the other, Jessica.
May 17, 2006
At 8:47 am DonnaJEM said:
This is excellent!
To me, this is exactly what she looks like. Why do some people now think she’s prettier than her sister? I mean, they’re both talentless, that’s the one thing they do share. Do don’t really see Ashley’s nose looking any different either.
I think maybe when she gets old, her chin and nose will meet.
Great job 14! I missed you! Hope your vaycay was most relaxing!
May 17, 2006
At 9:13 am KiKi said:
Thank you thank you thank you for this! I have ALWAYS said that Ashley Simpson looks like an old hag. I’m so happy somebody else sees it too.
May 17, 2006
At 9:34 am Cyclops Kitten Natividad said:
Can’t wait to see what you do with the classic “Vanity” skull image! Nice to have you back, missy!
May 17, 2006
At 10:29 am Fan said:
welcome back. Hope you had a great vacation.
May 17, 2006
At 12:59 pm Morrigan said:
Ashlee is a straaaaange looking girl. Is it Ashlee? Whatever… great job, can’t wait to see more fabulous art to giggle at.
I hope you had a great vacation! We missed ya!
May 17, 2006
At 2:17 pm Ken said:
A very astute observation. She seems to have an old lady’s face, and an infant’s soul.
May 17, 2006
Lori
At 3:53 pm Lori said:
OMGosh, this is one of the best I have seen on here. I would have never thought of this but it is genius. lol!!!! That optical illusion looks just like her.
May 17, 2006
At 5:47 pm Pop Fantastic said:
14– this is brilliant– -I don’t know if you are a painter or a writer– but you do both well.. I love your work!!
May 17, 2006
Anonymous
At 6:29 am Anonymous said:
hahaha she looks wonderful. That chin also has something Wicked Witch of the West about it, although, I don’t think you’d find her drunk off her ass in a Canadian McDonald’s.
May 18, 2006
At 7:27 am Lissa said:
yeah… that is a pretty accurate depiction of ms. oversized-facial-features… ick. she makes me gag.
May 18, 2006
At 4:02 pm Demonkitty said:
Thank God you’re back! This has made my day! I noticed that Jessica also has a cleft chin like Kirk Douglas. I thought only men could get those… mmm ….
These Simpson women have absolutely no talent, no brains, and they are not pretty. Who knew that silicone, peroxide, and truckloads of black eye liner could take you so far?
So Much Love,
Demon Kitty
May 18, 2006
At 7:28 pm Long Island Irish said:
Is she even human anymore? I doubt it.
May 18, 2006
At 9:26 pm Devin said:
Perhaps riding a broom is her one true talent, who knew?!
Hope you had an exciting and albeit well deserved respite, welcome back!
May 18, 2006
At 9:53 am Julie said:
I just ran accross this being already up from my sister looking at it, and I felt compelled to tell you, author, that it is disgusting the way people get off on others misfortunes. Im sorry for all of you, a little.
May 19, 2006
At 10:24 am chablie davis said:
i think the ashley simpson optical illusion is very cruel, inmature and shallow!!!!! she shouldn’t have to feel bad about how she looks…it’s her identity and i think she’s pretty!!! i can tell she’s pretty on the inside too!
May 19, 2006
At 6:43 am RainbowDemon said:
14,
Love it…
Could also pass as Glenn Close’s daughter…
I wonder…
Truely Amazing Work. Keep it up!
Peace,
=RD=
May 20, 2006
t-rah
At 10:02 pm t-rah said:
Unfortunately, that poor girl is going to need more than just a mini-rhinoplasty if she ever wants to look halfway normal.
May 21, 2006
Gashlee
At 3:13 pm Gashlee said:
Yeah 14, don’t you know how beautiful Ashlee is on the inside? Didn’t you see that video of a drunken Ashlee climbing on top of the counter at a fast food joint and calling the poor employee behind the counter a “bitch”? She is sooooooo beautiful, that Ashlee. Talented too. She dances quite the jig.
May 22, 2006
At 11:02 pm Viper Tetsu said:
She’s so insecure that she’ll probably be taking a cold chisel to her own chin when she sees this illo.
Hey, if someone makes fun of her brain, maybe she’ll hire a surgeon to remove large parts of that, too!
May 22, 2006
At 6:53 am Dr G said:
Hmmmm….. could Ashley be the illegitimate offspring of… Glenn Close??!!!
May 24, 2006
At 4:51 pm Rama said:
I just noticed, Aslee Simpson looks like Owen Wilson!!!
June 2, 2006
At 2:43 pm Keisha said:
I’m not a fan of Ashlee Simpson but wow you all are so harsh on her.
June 13, 2006
At 12:24 pm Natz xox said:
this is sick. What is the point. So what if she had a nose job, it was her decision. If she wanted a nose job she can have one. Leav the poor girl alone and let her live her life. This picture is horrid. i really dont see the point! Get over it!
July 3, 2006
At 10:06 am dead serious blonde!! said:
I belive that that picature dusnt luk enithing like her and who ever is commenting aboot it is rather sad!!! anoo i am commenting but thats only cz im a ashlee fan(not obsessed) but i am outraged and vulartised by her choice 2 hav a nose job as she as always sed ‘it’s wats on the inside that counts’ but fair dews!she can do wt she wants its her life n her nose!!! and plus as if she wud b bovard of a few lil thousand of pplz opinions!FAIR DEWS IS ALL AVE 2 SAY!!!!
July 4, 2006
At 1:29 pm ashlee simpson is the best said:
pinchis mensos los k esten a favor de este dibujo tarados pendejos porke ASHLEE YA SE OPERO LA NARIS GRINGOS COME MIERDA
April 14, 2007
At 11:00 am kat said:
I can see 3 people in the first the woman facing away, the hag and another person using the ear as an eye and the necklace as a necklace. But in the first I can’t see any
April 19, 2007
At 5:41 pm hana said:
I ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT ALSO!!!! GLAD TO SEE I’M NOT THE ONLY ONE…
May 11, 2007