Filed under: Brangelina, Brangelina Art, If Artist X painted Celebrity X
One of my favorite Salvador Dali paintings is Sleep. I place Angelina Jolie in this painting because she’s larger than life and needs several Daliesque pedestals to support her fame. Not only is she considered one of the most beautiful women in the world, she also donates time, money and energy toward the betterment of others. Her qualities of rebellious vixen combined with doting mother generate intrigue and devout fandom. Medium: Oil on board.
Posted by 14 ♦ April 9, 2006
At 4:34 am d.c. said:
According to Dalí, the act of sleeping was a sort of monster sustained by the crutches of reality. I doubt this completely when using her hopeful, kind and focused personality and in the distance a smaller Brad..
April 10, 2006
At 6:07 am Andrea said:
It took a while to notice that Brad only gets one ‘pedestal’ under his “Upturned in Holy Adoration” face, compared the many Angelina needs to support her immense greatness. What will become of him. They certainly don’t look like equals.
veeeery funny and beautiful. Thank you.
April 10, 2006
At 8:03 am Hugh G. said:
Oh man, thanks for making my Monday! 14, you are a pop culture Goddess.
April 10, 2006
At 8:19 am TheIdleReceptionist said:
Ahh…the adoring Brad in the lower corner!!
April 10, 2006
At 8:28 am This is so Punk said:
Once again, it looks great!
April 10, 2006
tricia
At 9:09 am tricia said:
My favorite part? Extra support for the lips! Very funny and lovely and intimidating, really. Dali’s one of my favorite artists. I see Brad has been put in his proper place.
April 10, 2006
At 10:37 am Sharp Lily said:
I love! It’s a beautiful, interesting, funny peice. (And I don’t even like either of them.) Thanks!
April 10, 2006
At 11:54 am Long Island Irish said:
That’s really great. I love Brad in the background looking bewildered as usual. He looks like he’s waiting for her to hand him a list of chores.
April 10, 2006
At 1:07 pm pawleysgirl said:
Once again…pure genius.
April 10, 2006
Damien
At 4:33 pm Damien said:
Bella, I must admit I was smitten by Dali in my early teens. Loving Brads smitten gaze, and Angies extra lip support (totally neccesary, those puppies could destroy a small town if they ever got loose.
April 10, 2006
At 4:37 pm Margaret said:
Is that Brad? I thought it was Beau Bridges…
April 10, 2006
At 6:56 pm Kamala said:
Oooh, this one is gorgeous. I like Brad’s … blue … hair (?) Or is it that floppy sock-hat thing he always wears? Masterful, as always, 14.
April 10, 2006
At 7:49 pm Karen Rani said:
Fucking genius. LOVES IT.
April 10, 2006
At 9:06 pm Katie said:
Brad looks exactly like Russell Crowe in that picture. But…hilarious.
April 10, 2006
At 9:16 pm Elaine said:
Oh wow. this is my ultimate favorite painting thus far.
April 10, 2006
At 11:01 pm 14 said:
Brad doesn’t look like Brad? Well that’s because he’s a Salvador Dali Brad. He’s MEANT to look like Russell Crowe one moment and Beau Bridges the next. Haven’t you people ever heard of Dali’s Paranoiac-Critical Method? Sheesh.
HAW! Just kidding. Brad doesn’t look like Brad because I’ve not quite mastered the medium of oils. It looked like Brad for a while, but then something bad happened. Oh well, pretend it’s Brad!
love,
14
April 10, 2006
Marie
At 2:10 am Marie said:
Haven’t mastered oils? I beg to differ. I’ll show you my work and you’ll see someone who has not mastered oils.
Gotta tell you this is going to be a classic. I love it immensely — it’s quite hypnotic and peaceful too. You’re something else altogether. Thank you.
April 11, 2006
At 5:06 am isabella said:
Great job 14. Although I can’t stand her and he’s just a puppy…..look at him! You captured him 14. Sick with lust.
April 11, 2006
At 11:55 am Moonmaid said:
Oh, I beg to differ, it looks exactly like him. Very funny. What are the buildings in the distance?
April 11, 2006
At 12:56 pm Big A said:
Brilliant!
April 11, 2006
At 5:23 pm Demon Kitty said:
You are so talented 14! This is a really lovely painting!
Demon Kitty
PS When is that Brangelina shrine coming? Ha ha!!!
April 11, 2006
At 6:57 pm Dawn (webmiztris) said:
i love the separate prop for each giant lip…
April 11, 2006
At 7:35 pm Morrigan said:
This is better than I imagined, 14. I don’t know what’s better Angelina’s lips or Brad’s dumbfounded stare. I wish I could come up with a comment that describes him, but everyone else seems to have hit the nail on the proverbial head!
April 11, 2006
At 6:51 am This is so Punk said:
What a work of art. It makes me smile.
April 12, 2006
At 10:52 am Rix said:
Along with Dali, Munch is one of my favotite painters. Perhaps Jennifer Aniston could be “SCREAM”.
April 12, 2006
At 4:46 pm Viridiana said:
Wow! I love all this..its beautiful. I mean the it looks so good..your a master! I still have a long ways to go in oil painting. I havent mastered it yet, but I just moved on to acrylics (because of a class)… Anyway, that painting is awesome!
April 12, 2006
At 5:07 pm cheryl pieper said:
I always check your gallery.
Your an amazing artist.
Thanks for shariing it with us.
Don’t like Brad or Angelie, but the picture is awesome.
April 12, 2006
At 1:02 am Nick Breeze said:
I think it suits them. They’re both quite sycophantic, they need to be taken on a quick trip to Dali-world to get their lives straightened out. Support for those lips… a good thing!
April 13, 2006
At 12:13 pm midevil said:
Yes! Now, let’s see some TomKat Escher!!!
April 16, 2006
At 11:51 pm Viper Tetsu said:
Somewhere, Dali navigates a jet ski over the soppy surface of a melting pocket watch, and the curly bits of his wildly-curlicued moustache arch heavenword in approval at this. Great, great, fucking beautiful. End of story.
Incidentally, I think you’ve captured Pitt’s puss just fine. His character-less mug translates for shit in ANY medium.
April 16, 2006
At 3:22 pm Becca said:
I can even express how much I LOVE THIS!
April 21, 2006
At 5:32 pm licoricepirate said:
koolz !
April 21, 2006
At 6:00 pm crimsonic said:
Have you sold this yet?
How much?
I want it.
May 4, 2006
At 1:45 pm Michelle said:
I think I have a girl crush on you 14! This one is absolutely hands-down amazing work.
May 8, 2006
Anonymous
At 5:15 pm Anonymous said:
i do not like it it is insulting
May 9, 2006
At 2:38 pm elmer troupe said:
hello i’m angelina jolie new supervisor have her contact me. or send me a round trip tickit to her location….
money please
May 25, 2006
At 6:40 am tupaki said:
Yoyoyguesss whos back in da houseonce again live d da life of /GUns Daggers dropa a gem on eemm
May 29, 2006
At 12:52 pm cowlick Deann said:
I think the sticks are to hold her head up because her body just can’t do it. She’s a typical lollipop head…but with boobs.
May 31, 2006
At 4:34 pm Karanina said:
I just happened across this site and am so thankful. Your work is brilliant and hilarious. I love Dali! But I have to say you seem to have omitted those weird wrinkles in Angelina’s ginormous lips. They actually look like a rumpled king-size duvet.
June 13, 2006
At 9:22 pm KELVIN said:
HEY, THE WOMENS PAY MONEY TO GET THOSE LIP. DON’T MAKE FUN ON IT.THIS IS VERY UGLY PAINTING BY THE WORST ARTIST.
August 10, 2006
At 9:37 pm JOE said:
this is the most ugly painting of the most ugly artist
August 11, 2006
Anonymous
At 12:21 pm Anonymous said:
Love it! Lip support - very funny!
October 13, 2006
At 2:06 am Jacqueline L said:
Cool! Very apt satire on the perils of overexposure :p
August 22, 2007
At 12:30 pm sue said:
I find it amusing that she has sticks for limbs! HEHEHEHEH(evil smirk)
October 5, 2007
At 10:20 am Ned said:
Maybe everyone here is loosing their mind Angelina Jolie is disturbingly ugly in fact she parallels “fugly”. She is the epitome of what a Vietnamese hooker on heroin crossed with GI-Jane looks like. I truly am sorry that reality has distorted itself to the point that we find that “thing” good looking.
October 14, 2007
At 10:37 am nicole said:
I agree with Ned. She looks like a cadaver!!! I would shudder to think of what she looks like without all of that hooker-esque make up one. Her nasty “eqyptian” eyeliner hides the bottomless pits that contain her ugly bug eyes. Her lumpy-lopsided lips are just disgusting. Lets not forget how freakisly SCARY she used to look before she got her makeover after she seduced Brad Pitt for her annual attempt at a career boost.
February 2, 2008