Filed under: Celebrity Animals
It had to be done.
Many thanks to Demon Kitty for the suggestion to paint Kirsten Dunst as Bat Boy.
This illustration also serves to pay homage to my all-time favorite supermarket tabloid, The Weekly World News.
Posted by 14 ♦ April 3, 2006
At 11:33 am TheIdleReceptionist said:
I just want to say, 14, that I sat at my computer for a full 30 seconds, doing nothing but try and stiffle (at work!) my laughter.
This fucking picture should be immortalized in a museum for posterity and so, dear, should you.
Also, a w00t-w00t goes out to Demon Kitty for the suggestion.
April 3, 2006
At 11:51 am Bella said:
First! Haha. Ok, I have a question. Is the Weekly World News supposed to be real? OR is it just for laughs? It boggles my mind.
April 3, 2006
At 12:13 pm DonnaJEM said:
Freaken Yikes!!
Our little Kirsten looks like those baby alien things in the movie Galaxy Quest.
April 3, 2006
At 1:29 pm SM said:
I just spit out my coffee!!! SERIOUSLY!!! LMAO!!! Omg…priceless…priceless!!!
April 3, 2006
At 1:43 pm Viper Tetsu said:
Eeeby geebie ayayay! There’s something about Dunst’s tiny little teeth. It’s sort of the creepy opposite of Hillary Duff’s equally creepy Francis-the-Talking-Mule grill. Those itty-bitty choppers o’ Dunst’s somehow look really razor-like and frightening, like a little weasel that’d tear your uvula out with a smile…
…Or like a li’l vampire bat, maybe! Demon Kitty gets the Good Citizen Medal for bringing this issue to the attention of Everybody’s Favorite Celeb Parodist. Huzzah!
And Everyone’s Fave Celeb Parodist continues to do spoof imagery that’d make all of the loons who did those old Wacky Packages stickers (remember those?) proud.
April 3, 2006
At 1:59 pm Viper Tetsu said:
And it’s the little things that mean a lot. Like the Donald-squatch with fur entirely composed of clones of the original Trump Toup. Mag-frickin-NIFicent.
April 3, 2006
At 2:42 pm Cyclops Kitten Natividad said:
I know working for the WWN is your dream job…I sure hope they call! This is f’ing brill. You just keep getting better and better, missy!
April 3, 2006
mgm
At 3:40 pm mgm said:
So I guess that means Andy Samberg is Bat Boy?
April 3, 2006
At 5:12 pm Ilsa said:
Bat Boy is the hottest shit ever. He’s been making headlines in the Weekly World News for as long as I can remember. Thanks for this wonderful portrait; it will keep me laughing for days!!
April 3, 2006
At 6:09 pm Liz said:
If you haven’t seen Bat Boy: The Musical, I highly recommend it. It’s funny and clever in a sick sort of way. Right up my alley.
Great picture. Kirsten looks like a perfect match for Bat Boy.
April 3, 2006
Melcocha
At 7:35 pm Melcocha said:
Well, it looks like I have a new favorite! Thanks 14.
April 3, 2006
At 8:25 pm Long Island Irish said:
Bat boy finds a girl friend! Jolie riot! Donald Trumps hair! Oh my god! Hahahahaha!!!!!!
ROTF!!!!!
April 3, 2006
At 9:32 pm Moonmaid said:
The WWN has been a favorite in my family for years - and we have breathlessly followed Bat Boy in his quest for happiness. So glad to see that Kiki fills his needs.
Great stuff, 14. The Donald was a brilliant touch!
April 3, 2006
At 12:55 am Rix said:
wow..those ears keep freaking me out.
April 4, 2006
Doro
At 12:13 pm Doro said:
Yesss! That damn Kirsten Dunst has been annoying the crap out of me since forever. Thank you for showing her as she really is!!
April 4, 2006
At 12:41 pm Chansmom said:
Hah! I love that. Now I know what I was thinking when she was in the movie, “Interview with the Vampire.” Good work! Thanks for the laugh!
April 4, 2006
At 1:48 pm Morrigan said:
tip of my hat to 14 and demon kitty for finding the perfect mate for Bat Boy. And the Jolie toast and Trump as bigfoot just adds to the hilarity. Now I’ll try to not disturb everyone with my giggles.
April 4, 2006
At 8:36 pm licoricepirate said:
AAAAAA! you nailed it !!! xD
April 4, 2006
tricia
At 8:31 am tricia said:
Yes! That’s exactly how Dunst looks to me, I can’t stand her. Everytime I saw her in a trailer for “Elizabethtown” I wanted to puke at her forced perky Dunstiness. (She’s Katie Couric in the making. Oh, please do a Katie Couric! Maybe she’ll get a customized anchor desk so she can flash her spike heels while she reads the latest Iraq news.)
April 5, 2006
At 4:02 pm demarriob said:
allll! they make a good couple. remember stay out of the light.
April 5, 2006
Damien
At 5:17 pm Damien said:
Poor, poor Kirsten. I’d agree she looks like a future Katie Couric clone.
April 5, 2006
At 2:01 pm Liza said:
Stranger than fiction?
I’ve been documenting a Dunst fetishist for a while now.
April 6, 2006
At 11:04 pm Demon Kitty said:
Thanks so much 14!!!!!!!!!!! I feel so validated and well so motherfucking special! I am so glad that so many people agree with me! I haven’t felt this fantastic since I was the only student to make 100 on my math exam in fourth grade! Ha ha - ugh - ahem.
I always thought that Kirsten Dunst looked like a motherfucking bat. Maybe it was Interview with The Vampire or maybe it is the fact that she has those tiny pointy teeth. How could someone like that be successful in Hollywood? I wouldn’t fuck her with anybody’s dick and someone else pushing, but apparently male Hollywood feels differently than I do. She still gets the big beef injection. Ew!!!
You know what else? She kind of looks like Peter Pan too. A cross between Peter Pan and a bat in my grandmother’s house dress with ballet slippers.
Love and Kisses to everyone!
Demon Kitty
April 6, 2006
Howard Roarke
At 9:37 pm Howard Roarke said:
you are quite possibly the most important illustrator of our generation
April 8, 2006
At 6:35 pm John Di Saia MD said:
But she likes her shark teeth….
April 12, 2006
Fug.
At 5:15 am Fug. said:
Omg that totally looks like Kirsten.
Those news snippets in the bottom made me laugh!
April 20, 2006
At 5:27 pm Jessica said:
I love everyone of your pieces! I can’t wait to see more!
June 26, 2006