Filed under: Brangelina, Brangelina Art
Brad Pitt has gone from sexiest man alive to subservient, pitiful yes-man who does whatever his girlfriend says. Ever since he met Angelina, he seems to have completely forgotten his self-identity. Don’t believe us? Consider the following: Angelina wears dark clothes, and what do you know…..Brad has started wearing dark clothes.Angelina is a pilot….and SURPRISE! Brad wants to be a pilot.Angelina is a Goodwill Ambassador, now Brad wants to be a Goodwill Ambassador.AND…. the most obvious example of Brad’s spineless metamorphosis can be observed in how Angelina grabs his hand and leads the way at each and every photo op. Brad is a pull toy, a handsome man on wheels who tends and entertains the kids while Angelina dazzles.Curious about the shiny red button on the Pull Toy’s back? Press it and Pull Toy happily responds:”Yes dear.”"Whatever makes you happy, dear.”"I agree with you dear, excellent idea.”"Whatever you say dear.”Medium: Ink on paper, digital color.
Posted by 14 ♦ March 5, 2006
At 8:15 pm captainobvious said:
brilliant.
March 5, 2006
At 9:50 pm Titsy Pooparella said:
Totals, man. This pretty much sums it up. Every time I see one more tabloid claiming “Jennifer mourning over Brad” and then a picture of Brad following the impregnated ice queen around on the cover of the next mag, I think, “Man, I bet she got over him long ago”. Brad was hot in Thelma & Louise, but now he’s just a steroided bleach blonde big tittied nanny boy.
March 5, 2006
Miss Cherry
At 10:20 pm Miss Cherry said:
I Totally agree captain—-I think, perhaps 14 has identified the role that suits him best…..wonder if he likes the fluffy pink cuffs or the nasty metal ones better………..?
March 5, 2006
Salmonella
At 1:56 am Salmonella said:
That is some great observation, 14. However, I can’t help but admire Angelina for her ability to make a pull toy out of the sexiest man alive. She rocks. Jennifer Aniston rocks. Brad, I think we should forget you now.
March 6, 2006
At 6:55 am midevil said:
Whoa… could it be true? I’m all for guys who do take an active role in child rearing and we do need more of it, but maybe you got a point. Hmmm, is he head over heals?
March 6, 2006
At 7:04 am TheIdleReceptionist said:
O.M.G. Yes. Yesyesyesyes. I’m so glad somebody has noticed this!!!
I love it!! To me, Brad went the way of Tom Cruise, except Cruise is much more dominant in his idiocy than the Pitt.
They’re both fools to me now.
March 6, 2006
At 8:07 am DonnaJEM said:
Loves it!
You did the kids good. Baby Z is adorable and I love that pic of Mad sticking his tongue out at the terror-atsi.
BUT the DUH look you’ve captured on Brad is beyond brilliant, and so is the “old school” radio flyer under-carriage he’s riding on.
March 6, 2006
At 8:13 am Tricia said:
I was wondering if you’d do one on them—it was definitely worth the wait. She *does* pull him along, literally—-for the reverse, see Tom and Katie. These two aren’t as creepy as Tom and Katie *yet but they’re getting close. He also dresses just like her in most situations, has dark hair now, just as he was bleached for Gwyneth and sandy-shaggy for Jennifer. He would have looked adorable with a Rachel cut.
I also see the ice queen thing in Jolie. Even pregnant. Especially pregnant. Jennifer is lucky she got out when she did.
Pull-toy! But really, still a pretty one.
March 6, 2006
At 8:13 am mari said:
LMBAO: so very funny, yet sadly true.
March 6, 2006
Anonymous
At 8:26 am Anonymous said:
That says it all…well done!!
March 6, 2006
elle
At 8:48 am elle said:
“However, I can’t help but admire Angelina for her ability to make a pull toy out of the sexiest man alive.”
took the words right out of my — er — fingers, salomella. it’s not like all of us wouldn’t do it if we could.
March 6, 2006
At 10:08 am Suburbia in the City said:
The picture looks like a really fun ride. Maybe they could introduce it as the second part of Disney Land’s It’s a Small World. I am sure it would make Angelina proud and realize her efforts of making the world a better place has paid off.
March 6, 2006
At 10:10 am BrnEyedGirl676 said:
Brad looks like a doggie pull-toy! With his wagging, “I’m happy just to be near you” tail and slightly forlorn, yet eager to please countenance. He is totally W-H-I-P-P-E-D!
March 6, 2006
At 11:41 am Arielle said:
Ha. So true. I love it when Maddox sticks his tongue out like that to give a toddler FU to the paparazzi. I think Braniston was doomed from the I do’s. But bravo again!
March 6, 2006
At 11:48 am Chansmom said:
I have to commend Angelina on her caring for children and poverty stricken countries. I just don’t see this relationship going anywhere except divorce court, when the time comes.
The fact she’s also having a baby also tells us that Brad is nothing more than a “donor.” Angie loves kids, but her men are disposable.
March 6, 2006
At 11:48 am Celebrity Wonk said:
That’s a great observation!
But, like most men, Brad will wake up and stand up to Angelina. Then she will kick him to the curb and be off to the next guy.
March 6, 2006
leilani
At 12:29 pm leilani said:
I dont agree. I think you guys are unattractive and hence jealous.
March 6, 2006
Allie
At 12:53 pm Allie said:
Miss Cherry- I’d say it would depend on the cuffs that Miss Jolie likes, wouldn’t you?
March 6, 2006
At 1:31 pm pawleysgirl said:
Word…the Liverlipped one has the Pittster totally whipped. Such a shame for one as gorgeous as Brad. Unfortunately his looks are on the wane…hopefully his looks don’t go a la Robert Redford.
March 6, 2006
Carrie
At 2:40 pm Carrie said:
You guys are all crazy!
March 6, 2006
At 3:16 pm Dawn (webmiztris) said:
this is so true. I’ve always had the biggest crush on Brad until he started dating Angelina. He just doesn’t seem like the same guy anymore.
March 6, 2006
S
At 5:54 pm S said:
Nothing wrong with a subservient man. You really need to try it. It actually fulfills everyone’s needs: a man’s need to feel useful and a woman’s need to be worshipped. It certainly beats the tired ol’ macho-man baloney most men try to pull off. You definitely know that she wears the pants… nothing wrong with Pitt helping her put them on.
March 6, 2006
L
At 5:57 pm L said:
Word. Where can I get mine?
March 6, 2006
At 6:35 pm Demon Kitty said:
I am so glad I wasn’t the only one who noticed it.
What the hell is up with her son? The child always has a receding hairline and a mohawk and looks pissed off as shit? Whose doing is this? Did she introduce her child to the mohawk? The kid looks like a spoiled brat - an asian baby “Mr. T”,
March 6, 2006
At 7:37 pm Charlene said:
The same thing happened with Gwyneth and with Jennifer. He even begins to look like his significant others.
And Jennifer isn’t anywhere near finished with her very deliberate and calculated “oh look at me and feel sympathy, I’m a wronged, wronged woman” act. She’s squeezing every drop out of it (mostly unwarranted, since apparently she bailed out of the relationship first) that she can.
March 6, 2006
At 8:55 pm Janine said:
Girl - imma wet myself one day from reading your column!
March 6, 2006
At 11:03 pm Marie said:
Admittedly, this habit has in the past seemed pretty creepy and immature. But seeing him in his new role is really quite fascinating. I dare any of you to argue that. Copying hairstyles is one thing; being motivated to improve yourself and maybe make a positive impact in the world is quite another.
I’d say lucky for him he ended his boring marriage to a seemingly boring woman. Maybe he made his first smart, grown-up decision. So good for him.
March 6, 2006
At 1:48 am ROD said:
It is sad how he’s loosing his identity. Age isn’t on his side either. Don’t get nne wrong. FIGHT CLUB? he was totally f*** able!
I think he and Nick Lachey Need sonne down tinne in Tahiti. Delicious idea, no? p.s. nny nn is broke, so nn = well…nn
R.
buddhannoon
March 7, 2006
Anonymous
At 5:24 am Anonymous said:
I’d rather be pecked to death by rabid chickens than date either professional Other-Woman Jolie or–what did Anne Rice call him in 1994?–”the Barbie Doll from Hell”…gaah.
Please don’t draw her, 14–it’ll break your pencils!
(great work, as usual)
March 7, 2006
At 5:36 am Anonymous said:
Oh, well cyndi g.
March 7, 2006
At 7:53 am CB said:
hope you will published another perspective of Aniston.
Stumbled on this comment on another site. It exactly mirrors my own thoughts. Couldn’t have said it better.
On Jennifer Aniston:
Well I can say I hate the way she lives her life and how she went about her divorce. Other then that, I was straight with her. I watched Friends all the time. She wasn’t my favorite. In fact her and Ross were very annoying. I mean nails on the chalkboard annoying. They need to give them a gold medal for being that annoying. Paris Hilton is less annoying then those characters. But I digress.
I agree there is no envy here. There is no secret love here with me. No. I hate that a 37 year old woman gets to have all her shit placed on someone else. Her marriage fell apart because her husband found someone hotter? Yeah right and George Bush never sniffed the nose candy.
I can’t wait to be 37 and all my shit is someone else’s fault. Do you know how many women and men get divorced? Do you know how many of them have worse lives then her? Many do. There are even those that, surprise!, take full responsibility for their part in the marriage ending. She is an adult not a child. She can’t say it was my fault too? I have to hear her bitch and whine and carry on about how her “girlfriends” helped her get through this difficult time? This is the woman women in America look up to? This is their role model? WOW, talk about low standards. What happened to having a backbone? What happened to female independence and fem.? All she said was I wanted a baby. For that she has the sisters rooting for her? Damn, I weep for this society.
I grew up in another America I guess. Because in ALL those years Friends was on, people could not stand her. They thought her an overpaid clothes horse. No pun intended with the horse part. Now I supposed to believe they love her for her talent and that she is beautiful and sexy? Wow. America take off the beer goggles.
People were always mentioning how vain she is. That all she cares about is tanning herself and getting her hair just right. I mean what does it say when the person you turn to in your time of need is your hairstylist. She moved in with him when she and Brad broke up. Not Courtney, not Lisa Kudrow, not her family. But the gay guy that fixes her split ends. Her trainer a long time ago -ex really - said she was obsessed with getting the “perfect body”. She was in danger of hurting herself. She had ZERO body fat. Which is not healthy for anyone. She smokes and drinks like its gonna be outlawed tomorrow and she tans like skin cancer hasn’t been invented yet. She is everything that all those I LOVE JENN Rabid fans don’t like. She is America’s girl next door if you live in Malibu and enjoy trips to a casino.
I never knew how annoying she was till her VF interview came out. I can’t stand her sexy/little girl lost poses. I hate her pity me/don’t pity me double speak. I can’t stand that I have to hear woman after woman act like something was done to her. She filed for divorce she filed for legal separation. She was fooling around with her costar before the divorce was final, she was dry humping her strung out fugly boyfriend on a ground floor balcony for all to see. How exactly is she a sweetheart or a victim?
What kills me is, I would like the woman if she were to be honest. If only she would take responsibility for her own life, if only she would own up to holding out on kids. Millions of women do it all the time. I’m not a parent yet. I want what I want first and that’s not kids. None of this is crime. So why not come clean. Own up to what you really want Jennifer.
I had no idea how much I was annoyed by her. I can’t say hate b/c that’s to strong but lately she is pushing me to that.
Jennifer Aniston is that typical hollywood woman. She is stuck in the rat race. She is going round in round on the wheel. She will one day wake up at 40 or 45 and realize her life passed her by. I don’t wish that on anyone.
Thanks I need to rant that
March 7, 2006
At 8:22 am Jessica said:
Let me get this straight. Wanting to share in your partners beliefs and past times is being a “pull toy”? Wanting to have children and not wait till you are 65 and your wife is filling holding the one thing she care for-Oscar- is being a “pull toy”? Wearing the same clothes that he has always worn througout the yrs is being a “pull toy” ?
First that thing you stated about him being a Goodwill Ambassador for the UN is an OLD and quite tired rumor. I watched this rumor grow from a tired joke that was asked of Mr. Anan at a gathering honoring Yo Yo Ma. A lazy and bored tabloid journalist decided to take that and turn it into a new piece of gossip.
If you read, which something tells me you don’t, you will find that Mr. Pitt has always wanted a family. This didn’t happen because his girlfriend snaped her fingers and said I want your baby. Brad Pitt made it clear earlier in his life and recently that he wanted a family. He didn’t want to wait like so many men to be 65 to start his family.
It’s amazing that people will believe anything put in front of them to make them happy. All you people that agreed with this like yes men to George Bush all need a serious reality check. The marriage of Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt was over yrs ago. No one is a victim and no won is a cheater. No one here knows anything. All you people base your views on is old, and I mean OLD gossip from lame tabloids.
Angelina Jolie is a very good and decent person. This woman has been treated in a rude and crude manner. People have gotten off calling her a whore and other sexist terms. All the while you fawn over Jennifer Aniston. Don’t you feel its sad to pitty a 37 yr old woman? Look at the facts. Aniston filed for divorce she filed for separation. She agreed to a press release saying the marriage ended for personal reasons. No one on this blog, on any blog, and in the tabloids has a clue what they speak of. They are the only ones that know why the marriage ended. So stop pretending you know.
Angelina Jolie has been subject to the most ugly treatment I have ever witnessed. she is not the “ice queen” She is a grown woman that had gone through her life the best way she could. She has stood up for herself and devotes herself to her children.
It’s amazing how everything she does is turned into something horrible and weird.
Lets go down the list:
Having sex outside of marriage
Adopting children- non white
Lack of father figure
Divorce and single parenthood
Depression
Tattoos
All of these things have been made to be so unique and odd, weird. People want to paint her as the “ice queen” because she is strong. She doesn’t smile for no reason and she doesn’t have blonde hair and blue eyes.
People like you that pass this crude judgement on Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie really are sad. I don’t hate you. I pitty you. I pitty you because you will only see the ugly in such a beautiful and caring woman. She has done nothing to anyone. She didn’t hurt you yet you need to hurt her. Marginalize her every move. And now that you are tired of this. The game is no longer any fun. Now you are going after her lover/boyfriend/husband/friend Brad Pitt. You can’t entertain the notion that when you LOVE someone you do all you can to be there for them. Support them comfort them.
Angelina Jolie had given Brad Pitt the life HE wanted by will not force. They found in each other something I wish you will have one day. Love and respect. Brad Pitt’s family feels this way. They support him 100%. Brad Pitt is a decent person because despite all the hating, the sexist talk from people as short sited as you he has ignored all that and lived the life he wants. Not the life you prefer. I imagine the life you want for him would to be the tan greek god that wears tight shirts or no shirt at all. Walk around on the red carpet and not give a damn about anyone but himself and his yr round tan.
I have read many Angelina Jolie interviews and I have seen pictures of her’s throughout the yrs. No way anyone can call her the ice queen. You can see the love in her eyes. Esp. when she is around her loved ones. When she is around her fans, and esp. when she is helping those that need help and attention the most.
Like I said, I don’t hate you or any of the people that posted their approval to your narrow minded views. I weep for you people that think this way because you will never know the joy he knows. You will never understand how it feels to be treated as Ms. Jolie was treated. She has been raped in words by a lot of people such as yourself. And now your target is Brad Pitt.
It’s March 7th 2006. Perhaps you should move on. Stop acting as if Jennifer Aniston’s pain is your own. Get over placing blame on people when you don’t know either. Stop believing every piece of gossip you read.
All these people have moved on. Tried to pick up the pieces of their lives. The media and bloggers like you have made quite a killing in log numbers and money-those that get paid- over pinning one as the saint. The other the wipped man and the other as a homewrecker. Like I said, its 2006. I would love for this stuff to end. For the sexist notions all of you hold to die.
Jessica
March 7, 2006
At 9:29 am mic said:
so what if brad is a pull toy? i think every man would die to in the position where brad is… ANGELINA JOLIE IS THE SEXIEST WOMAN ALIVE FOR GOD’S SAKE AND VERY EXOTIC.. THE TRUE DEFINITION OF SEX SIREN…
March 7, 2006
Penname
At 9:37 am Penname said:
I completely agree with Salmonella. Everyone seems to be choosing teams between Jolie and Aniston, where as I am just wondering why either of them needs to bother with him anymore.
March 7, 2006
At 9:49 am dee said:
See what jealousy can do to people.Brad is happy and that is that.
March 7, 2006
At 10:03 am AP said:
How truthful - I hope he is getting his just rewards behind closed doors. To be truthful she (despite all her ‘weirdness’) is not a bad catch - at least physically…:-)..
March 7, 2006
At 11:04 am Joy said:
shame on all of you for making fun of innocent children. If you want to mock .. leave children alone. What I see is a beautiful family, beautiful children, loving normal family.
He loves his children.
He actually spends time with them.
He loves his girlfriend/wife
And he’s called a pull toy?!
I’ll take two please!
March 7, 2006
At 11:08 am Peggy said:
Showed this to the other ladies at the office and these are just some of their responses:
Spends quality time with his children.
Takes an active role in trying to make this world a better place.
Loves an assertive woman.
Doesn’t care what the world thinks of him.
How can I trade my husband in for one of those?
So, I guess its all about how you choose to look at things. We’re off to Toys R’ Us to get us some Brad Pitt.
March 7, 2006
At 11:43 am 14 said:
Jessica,
Thanks for responding to my very silly painting of “Brangelina” gossip by writing a novel!
I’m not judging Brad or Ang, I’m just sticking to my mission of painting gossip and trying to see the humorous side of the Overgrown and Overexposed Cult of Celebrity. Sorry it caused you to weep : (
PLEASE keep commenting on my work, I love your perspective. Make sure you don’t miss my upcoming post of Angelina Jolie.
14
ps: As always, thanks to all of you for reading my blog and sending your comments.
March 7, 2006
At 11:57 am Mel said:
Oh I love it! You captured the essence of the relationship that the world is seeing at the moment for this crew! Perhaps it’s different, but you said it all! Hope he gets what he deserves…dumped!
March 7, 2006
At 12:05 pm Jan said:
No wonder Jennifer divorced him! Pitt has always been way over rated but he has a very pretty face,………..or he used to.
March 7, 2006
At 12:34 pm daniela said:
brad look really bad now, i used to think the guy was sexy but not anymore , with the time he will end alone because right now he has lost a lot of friends and even his family support more jennifer , her mother visit her and even george clooney show his love for her on the oscar red carpet and in an interview he said that he wasn’t that close to brad as people think.
March 7, 2006
At 1:39 pm Cyclops Kitten Natividad said:
Damn, 14, these novels are great! I love that people spend that much time thinking and writing about celebrities. And not thinking and writing with the help of spell check.
Your Brad Pitt is pretty spot on, as always. Can’t wait to see your finished A.J., when the oil dries.
March 7, 2006
At 2:01 pm Angee said:
did the author of this piece stop to think that maybe, just maybe, what we’re seeing now is truly who Brad Pitt is? there’s a possiblity that this is the pinnacle for him, being a pull toy for one of the hottest women on the planet surrounded by babies.
March 7, 2006
At 4:05 pm Long Island Irish said:
That is your most brillant piece yet. The sad thing is that this is true. That man really needs to get an opinion.
March 7, 2006
At 4:16 pm Justina said:
you’ve captured the “look” of all of them … Brad always has that look as if to say, “what do I do now Angie?” or better yet, “what have I gotten into?” And the little boy sticking out his tongue…hillarious! I’ve seen quite a few pics of him like that! He’s a doll though, and the innocence of that little baby… you hit em all on the head!
March 7, 2006
Cici
At 4:31 pm Cici said:
Great stuff!
And just a little note to “jessica” and others… So you are the guys calling Aniston fans rabid? Take a look at your own posts, for God’s sake! And before making snide comments (like artist extraordinaire 14 “doesn’t read”), make sure you at least know how to spell! (fyi: it’s pity, not “pitty”).
Also, if, as you just said, none of us really know what the hell’s going on in these people’s lives, how the hell do YOU know what’s going on in Jolie’s?
On a side note, for the “weird stuff”, you somehow failed to mention her being mentally unstable, suicidal, and indulging in incestious affairs with her brother!
Anyway, great work, 14: spot on as always.
March 7, 2006
At 4:45 pm pinky said:
I was wondering when you would paint one of him. I was thinking more of the dominatrix thing–Brad wearing a leather mask with zipper mouth, dog collar with leash attached, etc… But this is a nice twist. Me likey!
By the way don’t mess with the fanatics they really know these celebrities. They’re totally BFF.
March 7, 2006
At 5:47 pm Ana said:
To the owner of this blog or the creator of this pic. I don’t know how old you are but you seems childish and racist including these innocent kids in your stupid drawing. It’s so easy for you people to make fun’s other people’s live when you’re not a better person yourself. Who are you, God, to judge them? Shame on you, i can’t imagine how you would treat your family or you love your family, wife and kids as passionately as Pitt to his girlfriend and kids? I doubt you would be like him. I’m so disgusted with you obnoxious, closed-min, can’t move on, opininated people. Blahhhhhhh…
March 7, 2006
At 6:27 pm JenFanNot said:
To the author/artist: It is ironic how you say that you are not judging Angie and Brad when it is clear that you are. You make Brad look like a weakling when he is not. He is brave enough to do something about his life which is to get away from clingy Jen. I think you should avoid posting or drawing biased article or work of art coz there are a lot of people who respect Brad and Angelina. Why did you even have to start something like this when both parties have obviously moved on. Brad is set in having a family life and Jen is starting anew with VV and her career. Did you get paid by Jen for this?
March 7, 2006
At 7:57 pm mary said:
I didn’t know that so any people shared my opinion. Brad has changed 100% in one year. Totally morphed into Angelina. Looks awful and empty.
The challenge and excitement may not be there for her at some point soon…which means we may see Brad morphing into someone else before the year is out…
March 7, 2006
At 8:05 pm Smile orchid, Bangkok said:
I can’t understand those negative comments on BAMZ,Brad’s daddy figure and his look at all.
Brad & Jen is over more than a year and everybody is moving on.
The media and many Jen’s fans are not. WHY ? WHY ? WHY ?
BAMZ is a lovely and caring family.
They don’t care about the Red Carpet and looking great.
They don’t need to care about what the media & people paint on them.
Why do they have to care ?
It’s their life,not yours,not mine,
not anyone’s business.
They love to spend quality time with their children.
They take their kids to see the world.They really love the kids.
They help other people rather than thinking about just LOOKING GOOD.
They love and care eachother.
I wish there’re more guys like him.
March 7, 2006
At 8:16 pm Demon Kitty said:
Jesus Penis! Dear God have fucking mercy! I can’t get over some of these postings! These celebrities don’t give a damn how much you love them! They would not even allow you to smell their excrement! They don’t give a fuck that you care! They don’t give a damn about you people! You have elevated them to the status of Jesus H Christ! Poor, poor Brad Pitt. I am sure he saw this and wept bitter tears on Angelina’s bossom! I am sure they both thought about slitting their wrists!
Who gives a shit already? These celebrities don’t give a damn what 14 does!
I said it once before, I will say it again! What the fuck is up with that kid’s hair? He looks like a spoiled brat who is pissed off all the time!
Please keep up with your brilliant work 14! Keep making fun of the collective hollywood ego from hell!
Demon Kitty
March 7, 2006
At 8:46 pm gracy said:
I think this picture is totally injustice to Brad and his family.
To me it seems Brad and AJ both help each other to be a good family.
People only look at new thinks that Brad tries. However, do not analyze new things that AJ tries now.
For example, they are now in Germany because of Brad’s work in Architecture, and also they visited some museum in Europe for Brad to check architecture documents related subjects. In this case Brad is pulling the whole family. Brad is also interested in looking at old buildings and for this they toured around Europe and looked at old buildings. I never heard before AJ was interested in Architecture or old buildings. But now she seems to be interested in and/or support Brad’ interest.
Also when Brad was making a movie in Canada, the whole family was in Canada.
Another example, Brad’s favorite hobby is riding motorbike, and AJ rode with him.
People seem to look at one side and ignore the whole picture.
I would like to have a husband who would support me and work together to raise family. I think most women prefer this and that is way Brad/AJ was selected as No. 1 couple that British women considered the most admirable couple to be.
March 7, 2006
At 8:54 pm A MAN said:
Ohhhhh brothers. Don’t tell me you have hitched a ride on the the girls wagon?
Aren’t the girls just sick over the fact that Brad got himeslf postioned so well with one of the hottest women on the planet? Aren’t they jealous they don’t have what it takes to make their men… boy toys too? The inner jealousy and wrath is just exploding in here.
What any healthy hetrosexual male would give to be on the other end of Angies chain. And all these women just don’t have that in them so they gotta take her down and cheer the overaged little girl next door, cuz a pity party is so much more relevant to them than
sex toys, dominance, independence and taking control. Admit it bros our everyday fantasy!! Brad rocks. He’s my hero. He can play with the kids..get rocked to and fro by a beauty queen, (thank god she has no “sexual hang ups” like most of our committed relationships of women do) and then get on his bike and cruise to where ever the hell he wants. Sounds like a boy toy is just what most of us men could use being for just one night. Yea I am jealous too. So wonder all the women are trashing our idol of a woman, the “Ice Queen!!” YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Pull me Baby!!
March 7, 2006
At 8:56 pm HOLLY SHITT said:
********THIS IS A NEW LOW******
Picking on brad because he wanted to be father?
“Yes dear.”
“Whatever makes you happy, dear.”
“I agree with you dear, excellent idea.”
“Whatever you say dear.”
**how did you know what REAL MAN SAYS TO HIS WIFE?**my grandfathers says that to my grandmother all the time and they have been married 55yrs.
March 7, 2006
At 9:04 pm Leslie said:
Jennifer doesn’t have a backbone? It’s 2006. There are many, many women who hold off on having children to finish establishing their career. There’s nothing new to that! Brad waited 40 years to have a child, he could have waited another year. When Jen was finished with establishing a movie career. There’s absolutely nothing worng with that. And now look it. Jennifer has absolutely nothing to hide. Although, she won’t talk about it, she is not willing to hide her relationship with Vince. And when she gets pregnant with her father to be, she’ll be showing both off to the world. Unlike Brangelina. Brangelina haven’t been showing off anything. It’s the papparazzi that’s been showing them off.
March 7, 2006
At 9:22 pm lola said:
The only feeling he awakes is ” SHAME” he is a puppet YACK
March 7, 2006
jen
At 9:47 pm jen said:
living well and happy is the best revenge!!!
go brad & angelina!
March 7, 2006
At 10:04 pm Epic Proportions said:
Brad totally reeks of DADDY STINK.
March 7, 2006
Sham
At 10:59 pm Sham said:
LOL i love it. this is very true. brad pitt is one of my fav people and its sad that this is what he had to become to fulfill his need for kids.
in all honesty..both aniston and jolie are horrible women. Jen didn’t want kids because she was furthering her movie career, which is lame to put money and fame [when shes already famous] over children when your husband wants it so so bad.
Jolie is atleast genuine…genuinely being who she is. its no surprise what she stands for, brad went in this knowing or should be knowing that angelina is not your traditional woman.
for mr. Brad Pitt to be hurt or shocked if Angelina never marries him…or demands and open marriage as rumors speculate - is outragious. this is angelina here…not a conservative regular woman.
To SUM it up.
Ice queen = definitely.
Has Pitt whipped = definitely.
Better than Aniston? hey - listen here..whatever happens….she gave brad kids if NOTHING else.
and thats what he wanted isn’t it? and really people looks are just colors nowadays. as long as he doesn’t lose his hair or get crazy wrinkles he can always go back to his old appearance.
March 7, 2006
At 11:00 pm fiona said:
Why do people make fun of Brad?
Not only that he is the sexiest and most handsome man alive, he is also smart and cunning and the master of his game. He makes and controls his life the way he wants it to be. He was able to get out from that ugly and boring wife of his unscathed and still the box office movie star that he is, with Mr&Mrs Smith earning almost US$ 500 worldwide.
In his interview in GQ, he said he wanted kids and family and that he will make it happen, lo and behold, he did within a year, he is a father of just not 1 kid but 3 kids, one on the way. He said he wanted to hook up with someone in the same industry, coz he said he need someone who understands his game and that there is something exponential about it, lo and behodl he got Angie.
With Aniston, their partnerhsip maybe is x 4 but with Angelina now, its probably x 20. They are the most the hottest and most powerful hollywood couple now, no doubt about it.
Brad couldn’t care less what people say about him, he is on top of his game and he is laughing all the way to the bank.
March 7, 2006
At 11:08 pm aanie said:
It is so sexy to see Brad take care of the babies. Brad you deserve one million hot points for doing so.
March 7, 2006
At 11:11 pm fugelina said:
I think it’s hilarious that Brad is having a mid life crisis and now Jolie has to deal with it!!
Good for Anniston, find yourself a real man who can committ and work to take a relationship seriously.
March 7, 2006
At 11:32 pm rebecca said:
good post Jessica ! shame on this author , How much did Jen Aniston and her PR paid you for this ? making fun of innocent kid ? hat’s cruelty just like most Aniston fans
March 7, 2006
At 12:13 am Jodie said:
Pull Toy???! I don’t think so! He is just a family man who won’t mind babysitting. In fact, I am so impressed that a guy like Brad wouldn’t mind to be seen by everyone in the world to be carrying little Zahara, feeding her and playing with Mad. He is so cool and so sure of himself that family joys and responsibilities don’t intimidate him. Angelina and those kids are very, very blessed indeed to have someone like him. Everyone should be able to tell that AJ has a very strong personality. But that’s why she accomplishes a lot of good things. She is not a whimp! Brad’s life should be more exciting to be with her. And to be able to love someone else’s kids as your own, fly a plane, get involve in humanitarian, etc. etc. are not bad at all! If he learned these precious things from Angelina, what’s the problem? These are good stuff!
March 8, 2006
At 12:35 am snoopy said:
Let’s come back in about 2 years and see whom she’ll be pulling then.
My money isn’t on this dope that’s for sure.
He’ll just end up with the motherload of all child support payments for her hand-picked refugee camp.
And before the angie-ass-kissers start revolting, yes it’s very admirable that she’s adopting left and right but come on, you all have got to admit this guy’s heart is just not in it for the long-haul. He’s never been that charitable and her “influance” seems more like “instruction
March 8, 2006
At 1:05 am nutter said:
whoa 14 - you’ve ignited a Holy War. Good thing you didn’t paint His Holiness, Brad Pitt with a bomb in his turban.
March 8, 2006
At 1:25 am brad’s life would be as emply as jen’s if he is still with her said:
congratulation for whoever made this cartoon….you did got a lot of notices…to the women who agree with you i bet they would want their husband or their bf to be like brad pitt…..to the guys i bet they can only hook up with girls as plain as aniston….don’t you ever think that brad is has gotten bored of being in the hollywood scene….his life was so empty with aniston….to the women who keep on saying poor aniston you are all so stupid….the woman was fucking vince the same time brad and angie got together…she was the one who filed for divorce…the thing is she is full of herself thinking that she can bluff brad and that he would not leave her for angelina…which was a stupid egoistic mistake she made…
March 8, 2006
At 4:05 am piyutra said:
BAMZ+1 FOREVER!!!
March 8, 2006
At 6:37 am Me said:
Friggin LAME!
March 8, 2006
Anonymous
At 6:50 am Anonymous said:
I’d like to say: so what if it’s true. Bravo, Brad.
March 8, 2006
At 6:56 am dr lady said:
I don’t think this is true at all, I see her as the victim. This guy does the same with every woman he goes out with. He is living a new life, in a new place…he was a bore man at his 40 who went for the best thing he could find. Remember folks HE PICKED AJ to be with him on the film, he knew what he was doing. Brad is no pull toy and Angie has always been a lots, lonely soul who is easily accused of been a vixen when she is not. Anyone who has the decency to care about people in need needs respect and she is one. Brad better be good!!
March 8, 2006
At 7:20 am spongebob said:
The guys in love. He got the children he always wanted, and a crazy sexy cool lover.
Ain’t nothin’ wrong wit dat.
March 8, 2006
At 7:44 am whatever… said:
Wow… I just have to comment. First of all, Smile Orchid in Bangkok: I almost fell outta my chair reading your post! You are soooo right! They truly couldn’t give a rat’s ass about anyone on this board. In fact, some of you are so obsessive, do you think they would actually let you around their precious children?!
People keep saying that JA wouldn’t give Brad a baby… that’s why they broke up. She stated that she was bound by a contract to Friends and when that was up, she couldn’t wait to start trying for one. Maybe, just maybe, she knew there was a problem with their relationship and didn’t want to have a child in a marriage that was doomed?? If their relationship was so rock solid, I don’t think anyone could have broken that up (including Ms. Jolie). I don’t know… NONE of us KNOWS. She seems to have moved on and I think we all should.
One more thing: AJ’s friends have even said that she is all about the chase and getting someone “hard to get” (read: committed, married). Ask Laura Dern. She was in a committed, serious relationship with BillyBob when Angelina got her hooks in him. She will get bored of Brad very soon. It seems to be her nature.
March 8, 2006
At 8:01 am carolina said:
I think this is true of Brad in general. He’s morph into everybody that he has ever dated.Gwyneth, Robin,Thandie, Juliette,Jen, etc. Quit saying Jen had this done. She probably couldn’t give a crap anymore.Just think of how this site has ridiculed her for months. Quit the hating and move on. Brad has his “family” so be happy for him.Stop the feud. These three could care less about the fans.
March 8, 2006
At 8:23 am Pepper said:
Everyone here who is actually DEFENDING these two people in any way is completely missing the point of this site. Quite frankly, if that’s your attitude, go someplace else. It’s that simple.
March 8, 2006
At 8:35 am Muse said:
You know this caricature would be amusing to Brad and Angie. He is back from living in la-la land with the female equivalent to Tom Cruise. So what if he is taking care of real babies? I am sure it is a nice change from having to take care of the Poster child for Neediness and selfishness. You men might want to pay attention. Real, emotionally healthy working women want a man who assumes his equal share of the responsibility of child rearing and maintaining a home. He is not babysitting this for all you kids is what is called “bonding” and allowing your children to know and feel loved , wanted and secure. For all you ignorant people who apparently think that parenting for men is having sex with the mother, what Brad is doing is the job description of what a real “FATHER” does. Any man that follows his example, will have his wife show him her appreciation after the kids go to bed. Put me on the list , I sure would love to trade what I have for someone like Brad.
Now in all fairness, you need to draw one of Jennifer, you know, sitting in a tanning bed, with pork cutless stuffing her Bra margarita in one hand joint in the other and her hair stylist chained to her.. and the fake oscar she probably sleeps with when Vince isn’t around.
Of course you will get death threaths and be stalked by Rabid Aniston fans.
March 8, 2006
At 8:40 am Lacey said:
I Love it that Brad can send a message to all men around the world that it is extremely SEXY to women to have a man that cares about their children and the sanctity of family. Believe me 99% of women endear and embrace men that are not just GQ pin ups and sexy in a shower. The real heros are the ones like Brad that give a shit about world hunger, refugees, AIDS, our troops in Irag, family and privacy vs the overtly over self absorbed Hollywood stars that spend thousands on pimping and prepping and doing yoga and bench presses to satisfy their competition with their peers and keep a paycheck rolling. Geez The Meryl Streeps of today are so limited. Is her husband a boy toy too? Is Johnny Depp a boy toy cause he loves his woman and goes to where she wants to be? Brad is an awesome man and like the others here post could care less. I am sure he would give this painting a good chuckle!! Cuz as always he looks hot!!
March 8, 2006
tricia
At 8:58 am tricia said:
Jolie fanatics—what can I say? People, she’s pretty, but she doesn’t walk on water. Neither does Brad. Where’s your sense of humor? This is satire. You’d think 14 had insulted you directly, or two of your best friends. Maddox has been known to stick his tongue out. and he has a mohawk. That’s just fact. He’s adorable, though, and I don’t begrudge her adopting kids, it’s beautiful. But why did she feel she had to have a *white* baby? Isn’t that a bit racist? Anyway. I guess it’s to insure she keeps her favorite pull-toy. And yes, I do see a relationship like that as uncomfortably subservient, I don’t desire that, I like something more equal. Men aren’t the enemy, we don’t have to shove them around or let them do that to us. Just saying.
I am glad to know of Jolie fans that if their husbands or boyfriends ever ran off with another woman they would know to blame their own boringness and inferior looks, their whininess, and their possibly wanting to wait to have children, like, controlling their own reproductive future, and not blame the fabulous other woman (or their poor guy), who is no doubt gorgeous and motherly and much more fabulous than they are. That’s very generous of them.
March 8, 2006
sukacok
At 9:15 am sukacok said:
You guys are idiots! Brad Pitt is a great actor. He plays tough roles doesnt necessarily mean he’s tough. So what if the man subservient to his woman, he shows his affection to those kids, a great father to be and a future husband. You would think that at times like this, you would support him give him credit for taking care of these adopted kids, being a GREAT father to them. I know most men out there doesn’t even take enough responsibility to take care of their child, let alone not his own? Yes, perhaps angelina does “dispose” her men easily, but i dont think she would do something like that to her children, especially if he is now a legal father. Common sense. Jennifer Aniston deserve what she gets, I was a fan of her, but now, shes nothing but a pathetic actress who has stupid low paying roles at these “one week blockbuster.”
More power to brangelina.
March 8, 2006
At 9:29 am mine said:
It is a sad thing that Tabloids and the person who drew this cartoon for the sake of entertainment and the money they put in their pockets produce information like this to corrupt the minds of people. The Tabloid has so many pictures of celebrities at various times to do a make believe story and the people who read and believe everything are their subservient toys. Wake up people, stop buying this hateful stories. How come we never read anything good about anybody. We do not have a right to their lives and happiness because we pay $10.00 to watch a movie. In case you do not know Brad Pitt, I think he’s a good guy! If they really say that, I wonder how many people will buy the rags.
March 8, 2006
At 9:40 am moon said:
The people who believe every tabloid story are the subservient toys to those who sell them. They are making a lot of money selling hate. How come we never read anything good about anybody?
March 8, 2006
Madge
At 9:47 am Madge said:
Yes - Pull Toy! But so what.I didn’t have respect before and I still don’t. He seems like a snake charmer. Following in the wake of people who will boost his ego and whatever career he has. I do think Angie is a strong independent woman - who will eventually dump him. She is not my cup of tea either. Jennifer seems like she is just trying to cope. No matter what they all do, there will be scrutiny. Let those who are in love be in love and let everyone just go about in their lives. Can’t we just go back to looking at beautiful people and not speculate thier intentions until they want us to hear it.
March 8, 2006
At 9:53 am It’s true about the Daddy Stink, though said:
This is so great…people are nuts about Brangelina! Wow. It’s not just the story of pretty people with well-paid jobs, it’s all about men parenting and women withholding breeding; it’s about The Other Woman and racist adoption practices; it’s about who is winning the Tabloid War. Who knew all this debate could be sparked from one small painting? Kudos to you, 14. I can hear you cackling over this from here!!!
March 8, 2006
At 9:59 am abbers said:
SOOO true! It is high time the magazines notice how much of a lemming Brad Pitt is. Why is it that readers can put two and two together but People or US or any one of the glossies just smile and wave at them? How annoying. I’m hopeful Jennifer is enjoying a real man for a change.
March 8, 2006
At 10:01 am 14 said:
oh you have no idea how much joy these comments are bringing me! I haven’t laughed this hard in a while…well, since yesterday.
All of this is giving me amazing inspiration for my next big celebrity gossip project. I think I’ll take excerpts from some of these choice comments and use them in an upcoming painting. Great stuff.
love,
14
March 8, 2006
At 10:48 am pinky said:
Right on 14!
I warned you about the fanatics, scary ass sh*t isn’t it. Oh yeah, I am ugly, fat and sex is dirty. If only I could be like AJ, but I can’t get over my obsession with JA. Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha
March 8, 2006
At 11:32 am Titsy Pooparella said:
Oh lordy, please do so, 14? I would love nothing more than to see illustrations of what you imagine all these crazy-ass “BAMZ+1 FOREVER!!!” nutballs to look like. Pleeease???!?
March 8, 2006
dd
At 11:57 am dd said:
Go away bad people. Lmao.
Poor Brad. What do you really know except for gossip..?
March 8, 2006
At 11:58 am You Go Brad said:
All men who love their women are “pull-toys” - they do all these things because they LOVE their women not because they are subserviant. Thank God for men like BP cause they know what needs to be done to keep a family happy.
March 8, 2006
At 12:53 pm jmarieb said:
Thank you, thank you, thank you.
Your stuff is great, but this is the best. I’m tired of the media anyway, but this is one more moment in life for Aniston. And Brad? What is he doing? He has gone where everyone else has gone before and any minute now I’m expecting him to grow huge breasts to feed those kids. Let’s face it, he dumped his wife and took up with someone who breaks up families. Movie star or regular person, it “ain’t right”. I think Aniston is doing well for herself.
March 8, 2006
At 1:37 pm Morrigan said:
Gods forbid anyone have an opinion against this golden couple. 14 is doing what she does best, making people who live in reality laugh their asses off!
Frankly I could care less about Angie n’ Brad or Brad n’ Jen… don’t you people have lives? If you worship the Angelina… go off and be a humanitarian! Don’t just stand around licking her and Brad’s asses. As if they give a shit about any more than you going to see their latest piece of tripe. That goes for Anniston too.
Sorry 14. I love it and I can’t wait to see Angelina in her full-lipped glory. But gods are people’s lives so boring that celebrities love lives are so frakkin’ important? If anything one would think watching these relationships come together and fall apart would be much more amusing. Sheesh!
March 8, 2006
At 1:42 pm Jaz said:
Personally I think one of the reasons AJ and BP generate so much hatred is because so many girls (they certainly haven’t grown up to be women regardless of their posting age) were living vicariously through JA. They thought JA had it all–money, successful career, beauty and handsome hubby and in someway that validated their existence. Then when BP decided he wanted to end the marriage, they took very personally.
None of the triangle is perfect. Just because BP decided JA and his marriage wasn’t working out, doesn’t mean that any of them are awful people. I’ve heard stories from my hollywood connections that JA is obsessed with her looks, with becoming the top movie star/actress, and is dreadfully insecure. Maybe Brad just wanted someone who was more real or down to earth and he felt Angie fit the bill.
Both JA and and AJ grew up in similar situations in terms of their fathers etc. However, JA is still very needy, insecure and driven to prove she is the best of the best.
AJ has grown in a different direction. She feels a need to help people and to make a difference.
Gosh if I were Brad, I would choose AJ over JA any day of the week, not to mention, if I were as crazy about kids as he says he is–her kids are absolutely fabulous! What a wonderful heart they both have to accept the responsibilities of adopting and caring for children not of their blood.
I think JA made it kind of clear she couldn’t do it! It’s a tough thing to do for one as Self Centered and Self Absorbed as JA.
March 8, 2006