Filed under: Jeff Polage: Unemployed Actor
Pete Doherty…Kiss Me Baby, I’m a Rock Star.
Mouth Opens Wide Enough for Brain to Fall Out: Jessica Simpson
Posted by 14 ♦ February 22, 2006
Posted by 14 ♦ February 22, 2006
Posted by 14 ♦ February 22, 2006
Brittany Murphy Transforms Herself Into A Guppy
Brittany Murphy, aka Guppy Girl, has fallen into the unfortunate trap of excessive lip injection and has now become one of Hollywood’s fastest growing invasive species. Sightings of Guppy Girls used to be rare, but these days, one can spot … Continued…
At 5:58 am TheIdleReceptionist said:
*Claps my hands in glee when I see that, not only is there another post, its also one of the Super Awesome Jeff Polage!!!*
Can you *both* have websites and update them, like…multiple times a day?
Pwease?
February 22, 2006
At 6:59 am Patrick Fitzgerald said:
Oh man, that Jessica Simpson is priceless.
February 22, 2006
At 9:29 am Long Island Irish said:
Jessica Simpson! LOL!!!!
February 22, 2006
At 10:32 am Nikole said:
Amazing.
February 22, 2006
At 10:43 am Crees_Dahl said:
Hilarious! He does Jessica so well. Madge and her horseface look are awesome too!
February 22, 2006
At 1:55 pm Smacky Mouse said:
Imagine a drunken homeless person, staggering down the street. A dog runs up, and takes a crap in a pile of rotting vegetation near a dumpster. The homeless person then proceeds to vomit on the pile. This blog is worse than that pile.
February 22, 2006
At 2:06 pm Lissa said:
why the HELL does jessica make those stupid faces?? i’ll never know… but at least it fuels the humor!
February 22, 2006
At 2:18 pm 14 said:
Silly Little Smacky Mouse….
Is that BEST insult you could come up with? YAWN.
Thanks for the link though….
14
February 22, 2006
At 4:54 pm Mallory said:
I man in love with Jeff, can I marry him?
February 22, 2006
At 5:50 pm 14 said:
You have my permission to marry him. He’d make a great housewife.
February 22, 2006
At 9:37 pm Demon Kitty said:
The man is a fucking genius. I can’t believe he doesn’t have his own show.
Demon Kitty
February 22, 2006
At 6:07 am TheIdleReceptionist said:
When will Hollywood stop shoveling out shit like “The Shaggy Dog, the remake!” and employ geniuses like Jeff??
Seriously, these Jeff posts make me belly laugh like vintage Jim Carrey!!
P.S. 14, this in no way lets you off the hook for an instant. Moving into an appartment? BAH! Poppycock! Paint more, woman! PAAAAAAAAAIIIIIINT!!!
February 23, 2006
At 8:41 am FriendsterForum.com said:
Nice Blog
http://www.FriendsterForum.com
February 23, 2006
At 1:05 pm Laura M. said:
BRILLIANT!!!
(sips a guiness)
FEKKIN BRILLIANT!!!
(sips another guiness)
GODDAMN MAN YOU WARM THE COCKLES OF MY COLD COLD HEART!
(sips another guiness)
CHOO R ‘Mazing parodier on dos dat need dobee parodee’d due to deir rammant stoopiddddiddy and lak of any and all social grays as well dose who mek like poor role moddddles. Choo know?
(passes out)
February 23, 2006
At 2:16 pm Yaye said:
cant….stop….laughing……GAH!
February 23, 2006
Damien
At 2:45 pm Damien said:
Jeff needs an Oscar, either that or I’ll start building a small shrine for him.
February 23, 2006
At 5:46 pm Ilsa said:
I heart Jeff so much! More, more, morrrrre!
February 23, 2006
Sonia
At 12:39 pm Sonia said:
Please….someone hire that guy. There are so many people running around with no talent making millions, it’s a shame.
February 24, 2006
Dix
At 12:43 pm Dix said:
Jeff is the funniest!!! He must be a scream to hang out with.
February 24, 2006
Grignack
At 4:51 pm Grignack said:
Hey mouse:
Well you don’t have to imagine your little montage. Because 14 would create it for you on paper starring Mary Kate Olsen as the Homeless Person and Tara Reid as the dog. The pile would be played by Star Jones. Trashtastic!
February 26, 2006
At 10:42 am moonmaid said:
Jeff as Kevin F had me doubled over choking. OMG, cornflakes spitting time, brilliant stuff.
The Oscar for Jeff P.!!!!
February 27, 2006
At 1:41 pm Ines said:
I’m just ROTFL, his Jessica Simpson impersonation is a real hoot.
March 4, 2006
At 3:11 pm Chansmom said:
Awwww, he’s so cute. Can I take him home? I love the Pete Doherty look! Too funny.
Here’s to hoping someone see’s Jeff’s talent, and gives him a job.
March 6, 2006
At 10:08 pm Parislafemme.blogspot.com said:
I love Jeff!!! I hope it won’t bother you … I put you in my own Gallery!!
I have a Gallery of silly pictures and comparisons of Paris Hilton…
You can see it here:
parislafemme.blogspot.com
March 14, 2006
At 7:42 pm Layla said:
This guy is awesome! More, please!
March 19, 2006
At 4:27 am mouse smacker said:
shut up smacky, jeff and this blog has more talent than you could ever acheive so i suggest you honestly try to get run over the next time you see a bus, cruel but true, lol, it made me laugh any ways
p.s pete doherty looks hot in that pic
March 24, 2006
MisterKen
At 5:33 pm MisterKen said:
When is this man getting his own variety show? Network execs need to call this man.
You can almost smell the drug induced vomit from his Pete Doherty.
April 6, 2006