Filed under: Tara Reid, Tara Reid Art
Tara Reid and her cast of Pink Dancing Elephants wish you a happy and prosperous 2006. Tara says “May your heart be filled with love, your spirit filled with joy, and your liver bloated with alcohol..PARTY!! WOOOOOOO!”Note to the nasty bloke in the U.K. who steals my Tara Reid images and then obscures my name and puts his own: If you want to take them and add them to your collection of drunken Tara Reid photos, please link them back to Gallery of the Absurd. Besides, there’s an infinite number of drunk Tara Reid photos out there, so no need for you to swipe my illustrations, k?
Posted by 14 ♦ January 4, 2006
At 9:25 am NY Diva said:
Welcome back 14 and Happy New Year! Brilliant as usual! You got the “Tara drunk slut” look down pat! Love u!
P.S. to the f**k that keeps stealing your pics…you’re a prick! Stop stealing from our 14 or we’ll beat you with Tara’s vodka bottle!
January 4, 2006
Vi
At 11:59 am Vi said:
Man, you’re good.
And to the dude in the UK–good thing you’ll never be famous, 14 would take your piss OUT.
January 4, 2006
At 12:39 pm Kirsten said:
14, It’s so nice to have you back… I checked the page daily just for the slight chance you’d decided to end your vacation early and finally my restlessness has paid off! Thanks a million for coming back to us!
January 4, 2006
At 2:13 pm Knuckles McGillicutty said:
I want a tee shirt with those 3 li’l pink elephants dancing across the front!!!!!
January 4, 2006
At 3:39 pm me said:
the only thing more despicable than stupid celebs are thieves….some lame-ass cyber thief is stealing 14’s art-work??? how dare someone thieve another’s creativity. very lame. on another note, 14 rules! another picture-perfect rendition!
January 4, 2006
At 3:50 pm Demon Kitty said:
I missed you! You are back!!!
I love the inflammation in her T-zone area.
So Much Love,
Demon Kitty
January 4, 2006
At 8:16 pm JJ said:
speaking of (possible) thieving… 14, is this one of your works? I could be wrong since I haven’t seen it on your site but…
check it out: http://popsugar.com/4836
January 4, 2006
At 10:15 pm Long Island Irish said:
That girl just gets more messed up by the moment.
Good to have you back 14!
January 4, 2006
At 11:14 am Sonia said:
Where is the little mouse on her shoulder whispering “Dumbo….”?
Black roots, stringy hair, dazed expressions….her parents must be so proud!
January 5, 2006
At 12:11 pm rose said:
welcome back 14 love your work
the picture from popsugar.com is from mad magazine
January 5, 2006
At 2:26 pm Damien said:
What the, what a bloody cheek I’ll have that little bugger horse whipped if ever I see him, I promise I’ll slap him with a duelling glove if ever i see him (obviously I’m visualizing some dude smaller than myself).
January 5, 2006
kea
At 3:10 pm kea said:
Yeah…your back..full force I see!!
I love this…it looks so real..almost like a photograph!!
Happy 2006, 14!! Keep ‘em comin’. You’re my comic relief..and I’ve been depressed without your weekly masterpieces!!
January 5, 2006
At 9:32 pm Ilsa said:
I’m puzzled as to the meaning behind the pink elephants. Could someone be so kind as to explain?
A curse on that thieving bloody bloke over in the UK. May he be forced to have sex with Tara Reid as punishment. Wow, that was pretty harsh…but so is stealing someone’s shit! Lame!!
January 5, 2006
At 8:08 am Cricket said:
Welcome back, 14! You were missed! Hope your New Year was Happy. Merry 2006!
Love the drunken Tara Reid masterpieces. She’s such a lush!
~C
January 6, 2006
At 2:52 pm Alice Fancy Pants said:
“Seeing pink elephants” is a euphemism for drunken hallucination.
January 6, 2006
At 11:12 pm Viper Tetsu said:
Like (obviously) many others, I’ve been jonesing for your pungent jabs at the Rich and Useless for the last two damned weeks. There is no substitute for the GOTA–tried Defamer, Perez Hilton,Gawker, et al, to no avail.
With all due respect to those fine totems of dishy excellence, it was still like handing an alcoholic a bottle of Aqua Velva and telling him to chug away.
Thank God you’re back.
January 6, 2006
At 5:18 am jeaneye said:
like in dumbo when he gets drunk off the clown’s grog.
love it! good to see you back.. i too missed you!
January 7, 2006
At 8:54 am DonnaJEM said:
Like what all the others said, Great to have you back!
Tara is such a sad creature. You have her Rudolph the Red Nosed HoseBeast face down pat and the stringy fired into oblivion black rooted hair is the icing on the cake.
LOVE IT!
January 9, 2006
At 9:02 pm ralph said:
14,
HNY! You are off to a great start in 2006!
I love how you rendered her 2nd chin and her nasty loose turkey neck. She is a walking MADD public service ad: DONT DRINK!
How long before she gets meth teeth?
January 9, 2006
At 10:06 pm Ilsa said:
Thank you Alice Fancy Pants! In that case, I’ve seen my own army of pink elephants during my day…though they haven’t tromped through quite as frequently as those belonging to our favorite hay-haired lush Tara Reid here.
January 9, 2006
At 7:02 pm mrmojo said:
I may be wrong, but the Lohan on POPSUGAR has 14’s logo right in the upper-left corner. Mad Magazine indeed.
January 11, 2006
At 11:47 am 14 said:
Yes, there does seem to be a 14 on the Lohan illustration, but I did not do it. It comes from Mad Magazine’s 20 Dumbest People, Events and Things of 2005. The skinny Lindsay was #14. It would have been cool to have contributed to MAD, but they aren’t too keen on female artists from what I can tell. Perhaps if I tell ‘em I’m a guy, or better yet, an OLD guy, maybe they’ll talk to me. Regardless, I’m a HUGE fan of Mad Magazine!
January 12, 2006
At 1:01 pm mrmojo said:
Mad was, and may continue to be, the best. Gawd how I loved those tri-fold back covers! And Don Larson, Spy vs Spy… sigh.
January 12, 2006
Anonymous
At 8:58 am Anonymous said:
hardiharhar……. u r so low
January 31, 2006
At 6:14 pm Marielori said:
Too funny. Please do more of these!
July 1, 2006