Filed under: Jeff Polage: Unemployed Actor
What do you get when you combine one unemployed actor with one stir-crazy artist, and then throw them both into a room with a stack of gossip tabloids and a camera? My pal Jeff Polage is an excellent pantomime and has more acting talent in his pinky than most of these dullards we see on the big screen these days. Here are some of the results of our celebrity inspired collaboration:
Kevin Federline
Jessica Simpson
Tom Cruise
Anna Nicole Smith
Arnold Shwarzenegger
Goldie Hawn
Paris Hilton
More paintings coming soon….
Posted by 14 ♦ December 2, 2005
At 2:41 pm CaliKid said:
absolutely and utterly brilliant.
if this Jeff character doesn’t already have an agent, he better get one asap!
December 2, 2005
At 2:44 pm Use Once & Destroy said:
I’m sorry, I can’t tell which person this “Jeff” fellow is supposed to be. All the people on the left seem to be the same.
December 2, 2005
At 2:48 pm Use Once & Destroy said:
I mean to say, this Jeff person is one beautiful man!
December 2, 2005
At 3:06 pm Breanne Davis said:
Holy Crap, I haven’t laughed that hard in a while!! Bravo, my friend. The “tom cruise” made me wet myself a little bit
December 2, 2005
At 3:15 pm Li’l Annie Fannie said:
The Jessica Simpson is priceless. Love the weird orange light. And the furry cleavage. Now that’s hot!
December 2, 2005
Angelina
At 3:56 pm Angelina said:
Your friend Jeff is amazingly talented. And verruh, verruh hot. That was a great laugh!
December 2, 2005
At 4:11 pm Trace said:
LOL, give us more!!!!
December 2, 2005
At 6:19 pm Long Island Irish said:
Every time I see a photo of Kevin Federline I wonder what type of God would allow such a creature to breathe…..
December 2, 2005
At 6:28 pm Janni said:
Too funny! You know what would be icing on the cake? A matching bow in Jeff’s hair for the Paris Hilton simulation.
December 2, 2005
Brie
At 6:55 pm Brie said:
In the first picture, Jeff also looks like Sean William Scott!
December 2, 2005
At 7:56 pm Kim said:
Holy crap. This just made me choke. What a hoot!
December 2, 2005
At 11:33 pm SM said:
Jeff is my new best friend, too damn funny! Thanks for the laugh.
December 2, 2005
Lisa21
At 8:15 am Lisa21 said:
Hilarious.More More More!!!!
December 3, 2005
At 8:15 am Lisa21 said:
HAH HAHAHAHAHHA That is hilarious. More more more!
December 3, 2005
At 9:17 am Jen said:
I love your artistic take on the insanity that is celebritydom, and while I was momentarily confused by the wacky pictures, your friend with the face of rubber proved to be more than worthy entertainment. A.W.E.S.O.M.E.
December 3, 2005
At 11:19 am Llia said:
Anna. Nicole. Smith.
Just had one of those “hey guys, you HAVE to see this” moments with my friends. Awesome.
December 3, 2005
At 12:07 pm mrbigboy said:
I love JEFF! Boy can that guy sing!
December 3, 2005
At 1:22 pm chey said:
thanks for making my crappy day alot less crappy.
December 3, 2005
At 4:22 pm Jennie said:
Awesome. More, please!
December 3, 2005
At 4:23 pm Katie said:
Whoa… he’s awesome! Love the Tom Cruise.
December 3, 2005
Anonymous
At 4:56 pm Anonymous said:
is anna nicole smith serious?
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
December 3, 2005
At 6:20 pm Cricket said:
OMG. LOL. Hilarious. The Anna Nicole one had me rolling. He’s got Tom Cruise -down-. Funny shate.
I think Jeff should do a weekly or daily celeb-pose picture like this! More more more!
December 3, 2005
At 10:33 pm elly_smiles said:
Its amazing,…I can hardly tell Jeff, from Anna. OMG, haven’t laughed like that since yesterday.
December 3, 2005
At 11:09 pm Cassie said:
Wow! I love making fun of celebs too!
December 3, 2005
malaine
At 12:15 am malaine said:
wahahaha! so funny! salut!
December 4, 2005
baybee_dawl
At 1:35 am baybee_dawl said:
LOL!! I love the pics!! Awesome job
MORE, I want moooreeeeee!
December 4, 2005
At 6:04 am M said:
These are hilarious. The Paris Hilton one is absolutely perfect. Could you add some more?
December 4, 2005
At 6:17 am midevil said:
He’s a riot!
December 4, 2005
mm
At 12:16 pm mm said:
the pissed off arnold attacking his ice cream cone is awesome - nice touch with the dog bone, heh. the tilted lazy eyed paris i priceless! Love it!
December 4, 2005
Damien
At 3:05 pm Damien said:
Just loving it all, epecially the Paris. Ohhh the Anna Nicole is marvelous, poor Jessica - just loving it.
December 4, 2005
At 4:44 pm jenny said:
I can’t decide which is scarier - the Tom Cruise or the Anna Nicole Smith. No… no, I’ve decided. It’s Tom Cruise, all the way.
Brilliantly talented, your friend. More! More!
December 4, 2005
At 7:19 pm Mombi said:
Please do Reese Witherspoon, with her patented jaw-clenched “perky” grin and freaky long pointy chin.
December 4, 2005
At 9:36 pm Mariele said:
hahahahahahahahahhaahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
December 4, 2005
At 4:59 am gabs said:
Damn, he is serious awesome!! Love it!
December 5, 2005
At 7:33 am Dawn (webmiztris) said:
he’s hysterical! those are really great…
December 5, 2005
At 8:31 am bish said:
you’ve made my day
x
December 5, 2005
At 10:04 am DonnaJEM said:
Anna and Arnold made me laugh out loud.
I love how he’s chewing the big ole dog bone. And what the hell is holding his lips so wide open to be Anna?
Friggen Hilarious!
December 5, 2005
At 10:40 am lmj said:
omg. i laughed so hard i peed!! more photos please
December 5, 2005
TheIdleReceptionist
At 10:57 am TheIdleReceptionist said:
Hah. Bonus points for making those Q-Tips stay in without laughing them out!
December 5, 2005
At 2:03 pm j’talia said:
the anna nicole one was priceless, spilled my damn nail polish over my damn keyboard, please please do this one of sienna miller lookin like a chipmunk:
http://socialitelife.com/mt/archives/sienna_miller_attacks_paparazzi_again.php#comments
December 5, 2005
cherise
At 12:53 am cherise said:
some were a little too exaggerated, but the anna nicole smith spoof was quite funny! what on earth are those white things pushing his lips up? lol
December 6, 2005
mojoglitz
At 3:34 am mojoglitz said:
LMAO he’s sooo funny! but he needs to shave prety badly
December 6, 2005
Monster
At 2:48 pm Monster said:
This is the funniest thing I’ve seen here yet! I demand MORE!
December 6, 2005
At 6:47 pm Pat Angello said:
Hmm - can you replicate Paris getting attacked by her kinkajou?
December 6, 2005
At 8:43 pm Karen Rani said:
Great - urine on the leather chair…..ROFL!
December 6, 2005
Fug.
At 10:01 pm Fug. said:
Holy fuck he’s good!
I laughed my ass off looking at those impersonations, Jeff sure did a great job!
December 6, 2005
At 5:16 am Greyor said:
that’s awesome. they should run this guy’s pics in a mag side-by-side just like you have here! hilarious
December 7, 2005
TheIdleReceptionist
At 6:50 am TheIdleReceptionist said:
Hehehehehehe…I just keep coming back to the Gallery to see if there’s any updates but instead just scroll down to look at your funny friend’s take on Anna Nicole…..PRICELESS!!!!
December 7, 2005
At 6:56 am christina said:
BRILLIANT. OOH this was just superb to stumble upon!
December 7, 2005
At 8:28 am Erin said:
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
breathe
hahahahahahahahahahaha
December 7, 2005
Biltmore
At 11:15 am Biltmore said:
Hey man this shit is tight and i’mn high and it made me giggle
December 7, 2005
At 11:43 am TwanaH said:
I laughed so hard I think a little pee came out.
December 7, 2005
At 11:51 am 14 said:
Jeff and I thank you for your comments and support! We’re planning another photo shoot soon and I’ll post the results.
And yep, those are q-tips holding his mouth open for the Anna Nicole pose.
Wait until you see the photos of him with cooked spaghetti on his head! We were doing Jessica Simpson and I couldn’t find my blonde wig…..so Jeff came up with the idea of using cooked spaghetti as a prop for blonde hair.
14
December 7, 2005
Nathan
At 12:03 pm Nathan said:
HAHAHAHAHA!
December 7, 2005
At 1:56 pm ella said:
I think I’m in love!
Will you marry me Jeff????
December 7, 2005
At 1:56 pm tara said:
hilarious! make your friend do some more of these, they are great!
December 7, 2005
At 1:56 pm Johnny Huh? said:
Some of his mugs made me laugh out loud! Thanks, Jeff. And please don’t do the Paris Hilton face too much or you might get stuck like that and that would be a fate worse than death (though I’d assume your IQ wouldn’t automatically be reduced to single digits but why risk it?).
December 7, 2005
At 3:38 pm maia said:
there is a god. and his name is jeff.
December 7, 2005
At 3:38 pm Avatar said:
You, my dear 14, are a comedic genius. But where, pray tell, is the pantomine of Teri Hatcher done by the dessicated corpse of the CryptKeeper?
December 7, 2005
At 4:24 pm Arch Noble said:
me likey.
December 7, 2005
At 6:48 pm non vocabulum said:
JEsus fuck, i can’t stop laughing!
December 7, 2005
At 10:01 pm Demon Kitty said:
Jeff is a fucking genius. He should get a fucking Oscar, More of Jeff doing Tom Cruise. Let’s have Jeff do Michael Jackson. Let’s just have Jeff do everybody. Jeff is the new Jesus Christ.
So Much Love,
Demon Kitty
December 7, 2005
At 2:35 am Jon said:
very funny :)))
December 8, 2005
At 3:52 am Diddy said:
Dude, you are insanely funny. Right on!
December 8, 2005
At 4:46 am charles said:
lol!!
December 8, 2005
At 6:17 am Chance said:
FANTASTIC! These are an absolute riot! REALLY hope he’ll do more in the near future.
December 8, 2005
At 6:35 am N@ said:
Jeff rocks. And I really mean rocks. Not, ‘rawks’ the cheap imitation of ‘rocks’.
Anna Nicole is my favourite. Q-tips are so multi-functional!
December 8, 2005
At 6:41 am Mike said:
Hurry up and make a 2006 calendar. I need to buy gifts for Christmas!
December 8, 2005
Wilson
At 7:15 am Wilson said:
so funny, my fav is ANS…you got her mouth and that glazed look just perfect.
ha ha ha
December 8, 2005
At 8:54 am PATTY said:
JEFF,
YOU ROCK !!!!!
December 8, 2005
At 9:05 am Flavia said:
ParisJeff… LOL LOL LOL!!!
December 8, 2005
At 9:14 am ~Nita~ said:
Nice…Very Nice
December 8, 2005
At 9:41 am joe jeresaty said:
Thank you so much for making my day! I am begging you to keep Jeff employed. He is brilliant. How he captured the true essence of Jessica Simpson is beyond my imagination.
December 8, 2005
At 11:10 am Flavia said:
I can’t stop looking at those. Paris & Tom made my day!!!
December 8, 2005
At 12:55 pm kath said:
FUCK YEA!!!!
December 8, 2005
At 1:57 pm bubz said:
wow, that is hilarious! what a great imagination, thanks for the midday LAUGH! hehe…
December 8, 2005
At 2:39 pm sarah said:
AAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
DATS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FUNNI MORE PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
December 8, 2005
At 3:14 pm Renee said:
Tom cruise is the funniest thing I have ever seen. You need to do Stiffler.
December 8, 2005
At 3:24 pm Rosie said:
I love this site its so funny
December 8, 2005
At 9:55 pm Alexandra said:
I love you Jeff. With all of my black little heart.
Make Jeff do more. These are funny, not obscene or lowbrow (not that there’s anything wrong with that, but it’s the cheap way to get a laugh).
He’s talented, for reals! Funny, funny, funny!!
December 8, 2005
At 11:20 pm Steve said:
Fu*kin hilarious!! Made my night to see that Tom Cruise one!! Keep it up!!
December 8, 2005
At 12:08 am 2sexy4u said:
that is so crack up he is lyk their twins rofllmfao
December 9, 2005
At 6:12 am omatutinho said:
Great. Guy… You can be so patetic as Paris. Veru good. I’m from Brazil and I Would like to see some faces from here… What do you thing? Ronaldo and Ronaldinho Gaúcho would be fantastic… Or even Gisele Bundchen…
December 9, 2005
At 6:21 am John said:
That is just plain in-fucking-credible. I laughed out loud, and I needed one of those. Great job.
December 9, 2005
At 8:03 am Ilsa said:
That Jeff is a talented fellow! Good stuff! I hope that his pictures can become a regular feature on your site!
December 9, 2005
lee-anne
At 11:52 am lee-anne said:
I have been weeping with laughter for the past half-hour. Please, an encore. How about that hideous shot taken recently of Goldie Hawn and Meg Ryan?
Some Renee Zellwegger!!
Please!
December 9, 2005
At 9:22 pm Cricket said:
I have a great idea! Have sexy Jeff imitate a sexy pose of Christian Bale! Brilliance!
/probably a failed attempt at seeing sexy pictures of two sexy dudes
December 9, 2005
hb
At 1:50 am hb said:
It’s hilarious. Real funny guy.
December 10, 2005
At 9:20 am madamemedeasmilk said:
did you get paid?
I will help you make fun of cocaine addicted people who are famous for no apparent reason!
December 10, 2005
At 11:10 am Day said:
Freaking HILARIOUS!
December 10, 2005
At 10:01 pm YOMISMA said:
ERES EL MEJOR
December 10, 2005
>
At 10:57 pm > said:
hehe man ur the best i havnt laughed that much in ages ur my hero!!!1
xoxo
December 10, 2005
At 1:54 pm get a grip said:
am i the only one who thinks this guy has way overshot his 15 minutes? c’mon, people, it’s not that funny or clever or witty. heaven forbid he gets a guest spot on leno or letterman.
’nuff said.
December 21, 2005
Marisa
At 1:20 am Marisa said:
Hilarious! my stomach hurts from laughing so hard!
December 25, 2005
At 2:40 pm Moose said:
I’m so delightfully frightened! More! More!
January 4, 2006
visitor
At 2:12 pm visitor said:
I am laughing so hard! I love it!
January 6, 2006
At 8:30 am laura said:
AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!
MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 7, 2006
Jake
At 4:39 pm Jake said:
I came here because my local morning show radio station raved about how hilarious this site was, and this guy, jeff was being interviewed on the air while he made french toast. I came here to see what all the hype was about and I have concluded that KILO’s morning show must be doing whippits or laughing gas or some mind altering drug every morning because this guy is not funny at all, my 4 year old nephew can do better impreshions.
January 9, 2006
At 6:27 am Jaimie said:
shit I nearly pee’d my pants!!
too funny!!
January 12, 2006
At 2:14 pm CD said:
Oh my god. I think I just peed on myself.
January 16, 2006
Mel
At 1:33 pm Mel said:
that’s just too funny!
(and his boston is cuter than any of paris’ chihuahaus!)
January 19, 2006
At 6:01 pm The Weirdo You’ll Love said:
THESE PICS ARE FUCKIN HYSTERICAL!!!
You guys seriously need to make more of these, and actually, like, make a calendar and sell them to celebrity magazines. You’ll make a coulpe of bucks—NO SHIT!
I <3 all the pics, and Jeff….
January 19, 2006
kay
At 8:30 pm kay said:
lol this guy is great! Will we be seeing more anytime soon?
January 19, 2006
At 9:10 pm Maggie said:
fricken hilarious!
January 19, 2006
At 1:55 pm Meg said:
I laughed so hard when I saw this. Do more! Do more!
January 24, 2006
At 8:32 pm spencerwill said:
jeff is brilliant, LMAO
i have not laughed like this in ages…
February 1, 2006
At 4:55 am dumphead said:
Haha…great! http://www.dumphead.com
February 3, 2006
At 11:02 am Hemaworstje said:
wake me when I have to start laughing.
February 3, 2006
Jackie
At 1:07 am Jackie said:
BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Arnie was Hillarios!! And Tom Cruise!!!! I was in stitches by the time i came to paris Hilton!!! You’re good!!!
February 4, 2006
At 5:30 am Rudy said:
This is really FLABBER!
February 8, 2006
w00pie
At 5:49 am w00pie said:
Flabberized !
February 8, 2006
At 6:20 am elvis said:
shit,
die americanen vinden deze shit echt gruwelijk. Ik kan er niet zo veel mee, maar ja,
Flabber.nl blijft roelen
February 8, 2006
Anonymous
At 6:28 am Anonymous said:
hoer
February 8, 2006
At 8:17 am Johnny said:
What a dumbass!
Absolutely NOT FUNNY
February 8, 2006
Anonymous
At 9:52 am Anonymous said:
heel plezant
February 8, 2006
At 11:54 am k0en said:
Absolutely Brilliant!!
February 8, 2006
At 3:59 pm Ivan Minic said:
Funny stuff mate
February 8, 2006
Henk
At 6:38 am Henk said:
Die gasten hebben echt niks te doen
February 9, 2006
At 9:00 am moritz tempelmeier said:
is das geilo
wer so was kann is aber mega toll
:D:D:D:D:D:D
ich bin der herscher
February 9, 2006
Anonymous
At 10:25 am Anonymous said:
anyádat te geci
February 9, 2006
At 11:18 am Coen said:
Superstoer!
February 9, 2006
Roy dorland
At 1:15 pm Roy dorland said:
omg! i LOVE this!
February 9, 2006
Anonymous
At 1:20 pm Anonymous said:
Leuke dingen voor de mens
Nice things for a people
&^&*%$!@%*$^&*#!%^*$%(%#
February 9, 2006
shamae
At 7:18 am shamae said:
Absolutely Hilarious!!!!
February 10, 2006
sandrine
At 6:21 pm sandrine said:
you can read a french ??!??….
trop trop bien, il a d’la gueule ce Jeff
February 10, 2006
At 4:02 am eng said:
jeff for president
February 11, 2006
台灣人
At 11:21 pm 台灣人 said:
哈..好搞笑唷..
February 11, 2006
At 1:13 am Guru said:
owned!! lol great stuff!!!!
February 12, 2006
At 5:44 pm mike m said:
Who would have thunk that a few photos can make a guy laugh till he pees his pants!!
February 13, 2006
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