Filed under: Burt Reynolds
I am a big fan of Burt Reynolds and have enjoyed his box office hits, as well as his flops. I even own a Malone poster (see below) in which Burt is standing in front of an exploding inferno, firing off a huge machine gun while wearing a jet black toupee. He was aging wonderfully…distinctive, some would say….so WHY WHY WHY did he go and stretch his face out with all that unnecessary plastic surgery?!?!? Second in my series of Celebrity Halloween Masks, this Burt Reynolds mask is sure to scare all your friends. To make your costume even MORE disconcerting, wear it while dressed in the leather daddy outfit Burt wore in Deliverance. Yikes. Thank you Karin for the headline idea!
Posted by 14 ♦ October 25, 2005
At 2:23 pm chansmom said:
I agree! I love Burt Reynolds. Shame what he’s done to his face. If only these people would wake up to how silly they look once they have this done. And with the money they make, they could certainly cough up some bucks to pay someone who knows what they’re doing.
Take a look at Joe Pesci. Now that’s baaaaad plastic surgery. I could go on.
Thanks for the extra portrait this week. You’re spoiling us!
October 25, 2005
At 2:48 pm kate said:
That mask actually looks like Saddam Hussein to me.
October 25, 2005
At 3:03 pm dee said:
I just wanted to say that I love your art. I think this is my new favourite site.
October 25, 2005
At 5:33 pm Fan C. Panse said:
Malone looks like a virile young Saddam Hussein.
October 25, 2005
At 7:39 pm Long Island Irish said:
The way he’s going he’ll be Liza Minelli’s dream man in no time!!!
October 25, 2005
At 7:49 pm Demon Kitty said:
The plastic surgery makes him look, well — like he’s not white. Perhaps he wanted to change races as he aged? Mmm …
You are such a dedicated artist!
So much Love,
Demon Kitty
October 25, 2005
fINGERfOOD
At 8:37 pm fINGERfOOD said:
The bad face lift destracts from what really bothers Burt about his “new” look . . .
HIS HAIR!
Great work 14! Keep it up!
October 25, 2005
At 11:18 pm Girl said:
14 you have done it again. It looks as disturbing as the real thing. Do you wet your pants laughing while you create your masterpieces? I would.
October 25, 2005
Damien Morgan
At 11:39 pm Damien Morgan said:
Great guy but I agree that hes over shot the mark with the stretching - One does imagine that his face could be donated to the science, the stress on his facial pores alone are beyond explaination, we need answers!
October 25, 2005
Anonymous
At 7:28 am Anonymous said:
That’s hilarious! I actually bought that movie for someone a few years ago as a joke!!! It’s hard to belive, but the movie is even funnier than the poster! MALONE!!!
October 26, 2005
At 1:41 am Franklin said:
I was recently involved in a Burt related project and by all accounts he was a first-rate pro. With a freaky face.
Apparently, he told show biz stories that turned many people’s hair white. Plus his face was way freaky.
November 1, 2005
At 10:47 am BurtWho? said:
He was quite attractive in earlier years, but look what too many painkillers, a bad toupe and cheating on your wife then getting divorce will do to your face!!
February 1, 2006
At 8:46 pm Shay said:
I personally think he is a jerk. As people condenm Mel Gibson for his disgusting remark, Ole buddy Burt has actually assaulted people, but was never arrested such as the photographer at some event, his ex wife, the sock it to me girl from Laugh In and the disgusting was he treated Loni Anderson. All the plastic surgery in the world cannot hide the ugliness within.
July 31, 2006
Anonymous
At 9:09 am Anonymous said:
That’s really good. When are you going to do Kurt Russell? Or Sly Stallone?
September 9, 2006
At 5:45 am Husabob said:
Yo, Zippy. That’s not a machine gun Burt is holding in your Malone poster; it’s a pump action shotgun…. DOH!
February 25, 2007