Filed under: Halloween
One of my favorite celebrity gossip stories is the one about David Gest claiming Liza Minelli beat him to a pulp after she got drunk and went into a rage. Powder, blush and lipstick-wearing Gest tried to sue tiny little Minelli for $10 million. This painting was inspired by a photograph and story I found in Star Magazine. The headline is actual, and was cut out of the magazine and added to the painting. I’m not too sure about the validity of Gest’s claim, but if I woke up next to that thing in my bed, I’d try and swat it away too. SCARY!!!
Posted by 14 ♦ October 24, 2005
michele
At 11:16 am michele said:
14 the chin on that mask is just scary! I can’t wait to see what you come up with next.
October 24, 2005
At 11:51 am TheIdleReceptionist said:
Anyone that makes Liza Minelli look sane and innocent by comparison is one looloo. Great job capturing what I believe is another of GoFugYourself’s “The Bloat” cases. Gest certainly has it! OHHHH WAIT—I think that’s just the swelling from the ‘assault’ he suffered at the hands of his diminutive parter…
October 24, 2005
At 12:00 pm chansmom said:
14. You’re the best! I wondered if you were going to do something about that little rodent, and you did! Great work!
October 24, 2005
At 12:01 pm Long Island Irish said:
LOL good one! That was NOT a marriage made in Heaven. She’s a head case too, have you seen her face? Now there’s plastic surgey gone haywire!!!
Keep ‘em coming 14 and I agree with you, if I saw that thing lying next to me I would try to beat it away as well!
October 24, 2005
At 1:29 pm Hilari said:
perfect! absolutely perfect! this one will last me the whole week!
October 24, 2005
At 1:41 pm Ilsa said:
That was indeed fabulous. The chin on that thing horrifies me as well. I am very excited about your week-long Halloween project; this website should provide me with all the frights I’ll need and then some for this spooktacular holiday.
October 24, 2005
At 3:49 pm Demon Kitty said:
He reminds me of that serial killer clown, John Wayne Gacy. Ugh!!! What was she smoking when she married that thing? Ew!
Love your new pic 14! Ya’ look gawgeous!!!!!
Love and Kisses,
Demon Kitty
October 24, 2005
At 4:11 pm Johnny Huh? said:
If I woke in bed next to either of them I’d start screaming and not stop, ever.
Didn’t these two idiots have a reality show for about an hour before people realized they really are totally insane?
October 24, 2005
At 4:33 pm Viper Tetsu said:
If your trick or treat bag was a pink pillowcase filled with mashed potatoes and marbles, it’d look something like David Gest’s face–and be about as appealing.
Mother Mary on a Ritz with Cream Cheese, this is brilliant (natch)! The detail is excruciating. Now, may we have Liza as She-Hulk? Pretty please??
October 24, 2005
fINGERfOOD
At 10:03 pm fINGERfOOD said:
Ha! A dollar huh? I bet Gest paid more for that atrocious mug than just a dollar!
I know Liza’s not holding all the mental cards but what was she thinking?! Even with beer googles that guy is mugly.
October 24, 2005
At 10:42 pm Madame M said:
SO GOOD! You’re amazing! Lol! And I agree: the chin wobblies/warts? are too good and creepy.
October 24, 2005
me again
At 4:31 am me again said:
OMG 14, you got his saggy cheeks and mile high fivehead down perfectly. His saggy cheeks rival those of Hucklberry Hound, and the coloring on the mask is amazingly accurate!!
This has to be the SCARIEST couple that ever existed. I am soooo glad they couldn’t procreate.
It’s going to be a good week. I can’t wait for your next trick or treat!!
October 25, 2005
VapidVoyr
At 9:59 am VapidVoyr said:
I’ve been watching in silence for a while now - keep up the hysterical work. You keep getting better all the time. This one’s priceless.
October 25, 2005
At 11:04 am DonnaJEM said:
Awesome as usual. They were a scarry couple. I have to say that I did love the pic of them kissing. At least I guess it was kissing, his mouth was wide open totally engulfing the lower half of her face, while she was in a mear pucker. Yikes and disgusting.
Love the mask, I guess it’s only available at the Dollar Store.
Sheesh.
October 25, 2005
Damien Morgan
At 11:42 pm Damien Morgan said:
God he’s like a cheap hetro(?) version of Nathan Lane. You know i could actually picture myself wearing that mask to a Halloween party ‘the ultimate one nightstand stopper’.
October 25, 2005
At 7:48 am 2pinkballoons said:
This is freaking hilarious. That mask is scarier than any Frankenstein, Werewolf, Dracula or Freddy Krueger for Halloween.
October 26, 2005
At 9:21 am catlebrity said:
That mask is beyond scary!
October 26, 2005
At 10:21 am KRISTINA said:
i love this website. it is the greatest. it says what everyone thinks but no one wants to say. but this website says what is on everyone’s minds. heck yea i love this website. PEACE
December 6, 2005
At 10:22 am KRISTINA said:
i love this website. it is the greatest. it says what everyone thinks but no one wants to say. but this website says what is on everyone’s minds. heck yea i love this website. PEACE
December 6, 2005
At 7:33 am Shana said:
David Gest is now being sued for sexual harrassment by his formal assistant, Charles Beyer. Charles Beyer was also fired from his last job last year for sexual harrassment in Memphis TN, where he met Gest
June 17, 2006
At 2:04 pm fishpucker said:
icky
September 6, 2006