Filed under: Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton Art
After considering all the comments and emails telling me that I painted Paris Hilton looking too pretty, I decided to drink a bit of wine late into the night and paint Ms. Hilton how she really looks to me. She’s so blonde and tall and seems to find herself very interesting andbeautiful as she slithers from party to party with various members ofher entourage. I woke up the next morning, popped a few aspirin, andlooked at my Paris painting and cringed at what wine and crayons can produce. I wasn’t going topost it, but thought it would make a nice intro to my upcoming Halloween Special. Starting Monday, Oct 24th, I’ll be posting a terrifying celebrity every day until Halloween.
Posted by 14 ♦ October 21, 2005
me again
At 5:01 pm me again said:
BWAAAAAA HAAAAAA!!!!
Looks like you captured her perfectly!!
October 21, 2005
At 5:25 pm nikki said:
wicked!! looks like a candid picture ll
October 21, 2005
At 5:43 pm Liz said:
Wow! Now that’s Paris. She has that weird way of posing. I mean, people just don’t stand that way normally. Ah, but who said Paris is normal?
Once again, brilliant. I’ll be looking forward to the scary celebs.
October 21, 2005
At 5:57 pm Andrea said:
14, you are fantastic as always.
I look forward to seeing all the Halloween ghouls and hobgoblins.
Now that’s a TREAT. Also, the Paris thing that irritates me, is how she arches her back, thrusting her hips forward all the time. That “strike a pose” thing she always defaults to. Her eyes are there but not there. No spark, nothin’.
She bores me, but YOU make her fun again.
October 21, 2005
At 6:18 pm Morrigan said:
If wine gives us this very accurate rendering…I’ll send you some. Any suggestions?
October 21, 2005
At 6:44 pm Nate said:
That is so her!!!! Crayon is the perfect medium for her too!!!
October 21, 2005
At 7:10 pm Long Island Irish said:
That is my favorite drawing on this entire blog (although “Me So Pretty” David Beckham was classic).
I can’t wait until the 24th! Every day until Hallowen I will be very busy checking out this website.
Keep up the good work.
October 21, 2005
At 7:13 pm Jilli said:
The cringes are a natural reaction. Everyone should cringe when looking at Paris Hilton.
October 21, 2005
At 7:17 pm Christi said:
Oh Yes!! Wonderful again, 14. That funny little head tilt on top of that long neck with her eyes cut to the side is perfect. This is the only kind of publicity she should get!
October 21, 2005
At 8:17 pm Redhand said:
Worm or snake? Could be both.
October 21, 2005
At 11:17 pm Demon Kitty said:
Paris’ face in that pink cloud resembles my Uncle Ellis. I just had a catty revelation: Paris is not going to age well.
I really think the bitch looks heinous. I can imagine this tall, skinny, boney big hands and big ass feet 80 year old broad with shriveled up eyes (that one lazy eye is really going to be a problem for her, could it be a glass eye?). Her pointy nose is going to get bigger or longer or both or whatever. She will be hatchet faced. She’ll probably get the botox and plastic surgery, but we all know it makes you look shittier. Could I be anymore evil and horrible? I can’t be evil enough. Anyone as arrogant as Paris Hilton deserves to be a scapegoat.
Oh, and she said the “N” word too. That justifies any bitchiness that comes her way.
So Much Love,
Demon Kitty
October 21, 2005
Anonymous
At 12:28 am Anonymous said:
ahhh…wine. i’m having some right now and wondering why am i slightly addicted to this site. why do we crave the ridicule of those in the limelight? why do we care? why do you care enough to utilize/spend(t)/waste your - no denying it - brilliant ability - to draw them? why is it a thrill that unnamed others find this daddy’s riches/socialite/slut/vacant hip thrusting doll/celebrity(?!) just as aggravating? why am i/we reduced to this?
oh, and please for the love of god do not stop, i can’t wait for the Halloween lineup.
October 22, 2005
Safa
At 1:35 am Safa said:
Hehe man keeep it up your awesome!
October 22, 2005
At 5:13 am Stephen said:
As an American artist this can’t have been intentional, but being British myself I can’t help noticing a resemblance between Paris and a £ (pound) sign - our currency symbol. Seems very appropriate to me…
October 22, 2005
corpse bride
At 9:59 am corpse bride said:
You are so awesome! I can’t wait to see your Halloween art. I’m glad that this site has brought you new opportunities because you deserve them!
October 22, 2005
At 12:01 pm Amers said:
Wonderful! I absolutely love your artwork!!! I have to agree 150% with the post by Corpse Bride - you deserve all of this extra work because you do such a fantastic job!
Keep up the great work!
Amers in Holland
October 23, 2005
Damien Morgan
At 4:11 pm Damien Morgan said:
If Jude Law were a trouser snake, could one suggest that Paris were a garden variety Carpet Snake (red carpet of course). Attracted to bright flashes, bling and rich toy boys. Often caught by amatuer film makers while mating :-).
October 23, 2005
At 6:54 pm won said:
14, always love your work and not just your paintings but your comments as well. It seems to touch the core ,scratches my itch! Can’t wait to see the halloween special~
October 23, 2005
At 8:22 am Patrick Fitzgerald said:
Yay for the Halloween Special!
October 24, 2005
At 8:56 am TheIdleReceptionist said:
Wow, I love your Picassoist rendering! –OH WAIT. That’s an exact likeness. The stringy extensions, the snake-like personna interpreted in a literal sense–or maybe its just her unnatural skinnyness. It’s just too bad snake/worms (snorms? wakes?) don’t have pedic appendages because the girl does have some boats…and the way she crosses her legs in this ‘come hither/I’m so green and innocent’ way really doesn’t flatter them.
Fab rendering. Checking your website HOURLY for your Famous Freaks Fright Fest posts!
October 24, 2005
At 9:43 am jeanne said:
To Redhand’s question, “Worm or snake?” I have another option: Tapeworm! An insidious energy-sucking parasite, i.e., we’re all spending too much of our lives looking at this brainless, spoiled girl.
October 24, 2005
At 10:20 am Johnny Huh? said:
Dude, her boobs are nowhere near that big. And her lips are waay too small!
Actually, this made me laugh out loud. Thanks for making the internets fun again!
October 24, 2005
At 11:59 am TheIdleReceptionist said:
I agree, Won, 14’s descriptions hit the mark. Paris *DOES* slither!! I love it…
Hmm. Instead of skin she molts boyfriends/friends…
October 24, 2005
At 12:06 pm TheIdleReceptionist said:
“Paris the Tape Worm”
Now is that parasite or SEX TAPE WORM?
October 24, 2005
At 3:29 pm Bella said:
Hee-hee….I love you and your drawings I check this site every single day. It’s just so amusing.
October 24, 2005
At 4:15 pm Viper Tetsu said:
This is a work of unassuming joy (intermingled with that customary 14 acid, of course). The spontaneous rawness of it really works. LOVE it.
Are you sure this isn’t a screen capture from some great holiday cartoon show from Hell?
October 24, 2005
Anonymous
At 8:49 pm Anonymous said:
haha. She looks more like Phallus Hilton here. classic!!
October 24, 2005
At 11:16 am DonnaJEM said:
Wow, you must have been toasted. Your signature 14 at the bottom even looks drunk. Hehehe.
Pertect combo of scarry surrealism and crayola. Loves it!
October 25, 2005
At 12:59 am MrBigBoy said:
OHHH 14. I love your styles. Where are you going for Halloween? I want to be there.
October 26, 2005
Fug.
At 1:41 am Fug. said:
Oh come on she doesn’t look as good as that!
October 26, 2005
At 8:41 pm karen said:
I always wondered why her head was always tilted…like her neck could not support it’s weight…now I know…Thanks
October 26, 2005
At 4:22 pm annir smith said:
that picture captures her true personality. please keepup the good work. maybe the next picture of paris should be of her 10 years from hooking on the street corner.
November 5, 2005
At 6:08 am trish said:
i prefer this to the other paris pic. your mum will be proud
November 23, 2005
At 1:07 am dorothy parker’s ghost said:
American Royalty???
Paris Hilton is our National Slut!!!
November 26, 2005
At 1:10 am dorothy parker’s ghost said:
as dorothy parker said:
“If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to.”
p.s. Your talent is amazing!!! You quite simply rock, my dear.
November 26, 2005
At 3:02 pm hotdogg said:
Leave her alone. You all know she’s pretty attractive. She not the hottest, but she is hott. Stop hatin’. Does it make you feel better to talk about people better than you?
December 28, 2005
kim
At 2:51 am kim said:
Is this supposed to be like that girl monster on that old nick cartoon ‘ahh real monsters’ because thats what it reminds me of. It’s prefect though.
February 8, 2006
At 7:09 pm hateparis said:
You painted Paris as a giant sperm. How fitting!
March 3, 2006
At 8:54 am 4u2envy said:
Maybe it’s because of her lazy eye that she cant see her face in the mirror properly.
Thats why she always ends up looking so trashy ,shes like the queen of trailer-park land .If the crown fits wear it
October 2, 2006
At 1:55 pm Nina said:
Wow this comment probably won’t be seen considering how late it is, oh well =P Anyone remember that Nickelodeon show ‘AHHH! Real Monsters!’? She looks like Oblina! It would be interesting if she was drawn in her likeness =D
August 16, 2007