Filed under: Britney Spears, Britney Spears Art
Poor Britney Spears, keeping and entertaining that lay-about husband of hers is costing her millions. On top of that, she just spent additional millions renovating her plush Malibu mansion. Now she has little Sean Preston to feed and bling out. Money is running out. The stay-at-home marm can’t possibly think of recording a new album and touring, so she’s decided to enter the baby food industry. She was inspired by the idea after she and Kevin went to the convenience store to pick up some dinner:”Kevin, it sure is too bad we cain’t feed our baby the same delicious food we eat.”"Dat’s fo shizz Brit! I be feedin’ him dis here nacho cheese sauce and he loves it!”"Kevin! That’s a great idea! I’ll go into the baby food bizness and we’ll make millions!”"Sho ’nuff Brit. Now all babies can eat as well as our little man here.”Britney Spears Baby-on-the-Go TM baby food will be sold in convenience stores around the country. Flavors include Nacho Cheese, Fried Chik’n, Pizza Stuffers, Corn Dog Puddin‘, and Mexican Variety Platter.
Posted by 14 ♦ October 6, 2005
At 5:15 pm Sharon said:
What about Frito pie flavor? You also forgot fried Twinkie flavor. That’s my personal fav when I’m feeling my white trashiest.
October 6, 2005
TSB
At 6:11 pm TSB said:
What? No mashed Cheetos?
October 6, 2005
At 8:36 pm Demon Kitty said:
I love Britney’s wide eyed Gerber face. Anything to do with her and that skanky husband of hers makes me want to toss every meal I’ve ever eaten.
So glad you are back 14!
Love and Kisses,
Demon Kitty
October 6, 2005
At 9:07 pm Knuckles McGillicutty said:
Aw, that’s nice, something to snack on while watching their About! To! Be! Leaked! Sex Tape!
I’d like to pre-order a case for TomKat and their li’l alien, please!
October 6, 2005
Siryn
At 9:54 pm Siryn said:
You forgot the Starbucks Latte flavor formula. And to put that ditzy little fairy on the bottles.
But this is awesome.
October 6, 2005
At 10:21 pm Cyn said:
Great picture. I have missed you soooo much. Can’t wait to see what you do with TomKitty. And Lohan’s got some driving issues that need to be addressed. My goodness…when you take a break to work, the gossip world goes into overdrive!
October 6, 2005
At 2:44 am cipha said:
let me give you a kiss: you are a genius. and not only because of this masterpiece.
October 7, 2005
At 5:49 am TheIdleReceptionist said:
No, no, TomKat’s baby will be expected to survive solely on vitamins and brainwashing…
Your back like you never skipped a beat! It’s brilliant, too…
What if Brit made little Sean Preston some kind of star himself (a la Little Romeo) and made his own cologne!! S.P. Fed’s “Lil’ Pimpin’”
October 7, 2005
At 5:50 am Leslie said:
Eh….
October 7, 2005
Chris
At 10:03 am Chris said:
Dear 14 — Welcome back !!
October 7, 2005
At 1:41 pm chansmom said:
You’ve done it again! Scary thought that those two have spawned. I hope she wakes up soon.
October 7, 2005
At 1:47 pm Monica said:
I love Brit’s picture on the bottles a la the Gerber baby. So good to have you back, 14!
October 7, 2005
At 4:17 pm Viper Tetsu said:
Jesus in a plastic Teletubbies bib, the image and concept is customarily BRILLiant! But the keeper for me is the conversation ‘tween Brit and her Huzzizzle. Frickin’ USDA choice!
While you’re taking flavor requests, dear 14, get Brit and company to put out a Slim Jim Beef Stick flavor. PLEASE. In the name of all that is holy.
October 7, 2005
me again
At 5:07 pm me again said:
Yay!!!
It’s great to see you back!!!
I was just hoping I’d find another gem…and here it is!!
This is great, does her line include the Slurpee in a Sippee?
Keep em comin’ 14, life is too bland w/out your perspective.
October 7, 2005
Lindseyy
At 6:59 pm Lindseyy said:
Is kevin about to make cigarettes for babies? =O
October 7, 2005
At 8:01 pm the rpc said:
so so very good. luv the site.
October 7, 2005
Chris
At 10:41 pm Chris said:
Dear 14 — Welcome back !!
October 7, 2005
At 4:51 am mike said:
Hope the don’t forget the Britny cream pie flavor!
October 8, 2005
At 8:13 am Bella said:
*Wipes away tear* I only wish you made them more often than once a month…you’re brilliant!!!!But where’s the pureed Cheetos?
October 8, 2005
At 12:07 pm Tara S. said:
Only the best for rich, white trash and their little spawns!
October 8, 2005
At 12:07 pm Tara S. said:
Only the best for rich, white trash and their little spawns!
October 8, 2005
At 4:26 pm christie said:
lmao
October 8, 2005
The Shaman
At 6:21 pm The Shaman said:
14 - I’m the guy you met in San Francisco on Friday night. You blew me away with your ntoxicating charm and wit, but I fell over the edge when I saw your art.
a new fan, The Shaman
October 8, 2005
At 10:21 am Sealover said:
Why not make all the food smell like that lazy, money grubbing Kevin. It might just make the bonding process faster and easier.
October 9, 2005
mishi
At 11:01 am mishi said:
you’re back!!! yea yeaaaaa
October 9, 2005
At 12:06 pm Morrigan said:
Brillant as usual. Hope all went well during work.
October 9, 2005
At 8:31 pm Bruce said:
Corn dog puddin!!! LMAO! wonderful.
October 9, 2005
Damien Morgan
At 2:19 pm Damien Morgan said:
You know when I shuffle this mortal coil I want to come back as Kevin or a similar higher mammal (is there a such thing as a ‘Mooch Monkey’).
Get a job Kev, a nice short sleeve and tie 9-5 or a soul destroying tour of duty at Wal-Mart.
October 10, 2005
OwlBoy
At 9:48 pm OwlBoy said:
I love the Red Bull Bottle!
October 10, 2005
Fug.
At 12:40 am Fug. said:
What about the CHEETOS?! Nice post again 14
October 12, 2005
Sarah
At 7:43 am Sarah said:
Brilliant! This was the best chuckle to start the day with.
October 12, 2005
At 1:04 pm debutaunt said:
pimp juice. it’s a given. That and diseased vagina flavor.
And funyuns with bean dip. Or those little dip sticks candy - except with The Spawn Preston it would be dipped with a cigarette.
October 12, 2005
At 5:07 pm Unreasonable Bitch said:
More! We need More!
Shiney new stuff. More! Don’t care if your busy! More!
Possible 4 part series “Sex and the Rest Home”
More! More! More!
October 13, 2005
Jason
At 9:15 pm Jason said:
on no.. tis grotesque
October 13, 2005
At 9:00 am muzzlecunt said:
What about “Munchies” or Vienna sausage flavor? I’m partial to cool ranch bologna myself.
October 14, 2005
At 3:53 pm Long Island Irish said:
How about some lime soda flavored corn bread?
October 14, 2005
Jordyn
At 12:44 pm Jordyn said:
how but mommy’s milk?
October 16, 2005
aef
At 12:49 pm aef said:
is this fo real?
October 16, 2005
At 1:25 pm dan said:
I hope this is a bad joke, but if not, hopefully any mother with half a brain will keep their baby far away from Britney’s white trash dog chow. It’s just another way for her to get her mug in front of the public — and of course raise money to buy another trailer. Raise your own child in private Britney and leave the other defenseless, unsuspecting babies of the world to eat gerber.
October 16, 2005
At 1:43 pm panthmanagator said:
Who’s this fakeass “MUZZLECUNT” pretending to be me on all these posts?! Think of your own funny name damnit!
October 16, 2005
At 2:05 pm Kristi said:
You are all just jealous of Britney. Why don’t you get a life? That is the only thing I’m going to say.
October 16, 2005
At 6:53 am donna said:
Response to “Kristi”–Why on earth would we be jealous of Britney? If you think it’s because of her money and/or fame, you have got to be kidding! I pity her. She is married to a no-talent leach without any bit of intelligence whatsoever! Then she actually procreated with him….No one I know is jealous of her. We feel sorry for her.
October 17, 2005
At 10:05 am Shelley said:
HAHAHA!!! Love the eyes on Brit! You have a real talent here. Enjoying your site immensely!
October 27, 2005
me
At 12:28 am me said:
I don’t know who you poeple think you are, Brit is just another human ! What, are you PERFECT !
November 4, 2005
Anonymous
At 9:35 am Anonymous said:
Get over it leave her alone. Do any of you have kids? Do you know how hard it is raising kids? What if the mistakes that everyone has made was made as public as hers are. You don’t see what goes in her home when they alone. Get a life. Do you like people talking about you?
June 2, 2006
At 10:09 am barbie said:
that is so mean i love britney she is so pretty and sweet at least she is trying to be a better mom!
October 20, 2006
At 2:25 pm Long Island Irish said:
Suuuuure……she’s trying to be a better mom by not wearing underwear and flashing photographers as she hangs out with Paris. *rolls eyes*
December 4, 2006