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If you like sour candies, then you’ll love Renee Zellweger’s EXTREME SOUR LEMON Candy. It’s the sourest candy available on the market and is sure to put a permanent pucker on your face. Grab a package today and taste just how EXTREMELY sour these candies really are!
Posted by 14 ♦ June 24, 2005
Laurie
At 2:32 pm Laurie said:
It’s funny because it’s true. Squinty McChipmunkcheeks. Stop vomiting, sweetheart, and the tell-tale puffy cheeks will go away.
June 24, 2005
At 2:42 pm GRETCHEN said:
bahhahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah!
loves it!
June 24, 2005
At 2:47 pm Leanna said:
It’s so true. I wonder if she practices that face in front of a mirrow. It’s so calculated…especially with the “aren’t I sweet as pie” head tilt thrown in. I think we’d all enjoy her a lot more if she just plain smiled with abandon!
June 24, 2005
At 3:23 pm Huge Seagull said:
Another winner from mz. ‘14.’
Keep ‘em coming.
Yeah, what is with that ‘look’?? She didn’t always have it. She used to have a normal face. Bizarre.
These hollyweird types truly are from another planet.
June 24, 2005
C.N.
At 3:48 pm C.N. said:
Awesome!
It’s so extremely strange and stupid.
June 24, 2005
a roadie
At 4:40 pm a roadie said:
That was funny. Hilarious even. But Renee is really a sweet and genuine person compared to lots of the Hollywood phonies, so it made me feel bad for her.
June 24, 2005
At 5:00 pm Viper Tetsu said:
Once again, your Funhouse Mirror to the Stars delivers. Big time!
Sorry to get back to the whole alien thing, but…What terrifies me is how much Ms. Z’s visage reminds me of Vincent D’Onofrio in Men in Black. Y’know, when the alien’s eaten the REAL Vincent, and Vince’s skin is stretched over the alien in a really puckery,queasy way…
I just hope that when the ravenous carnivorous alien insect rips out of Renee for a snack, that it’s during an interview with that Access Hollywood plebe Billy Bush. I hate that oily bastard.
June 24, 2005
At 5:25 pm Knuckles McGillicutty said:
Girl, I laffed out loud at this one!
I have heard that Renee is a very nice person, but c’mon, we aren’t saying she’s evil or indulging in Tom Cruise’s Vitamin Therapy/Thetan-B-Gone or nuthin’. We’re just saying she’s got a funny expression lately!
June 24, 2005
At 7:33 pm Karen said:
I know, right?? What the hell IS that expression? Is it supposed to be sexy??
June 24, 2005
At 8:22 pm Mandi said:
your a genius
June 24, 2005
At 9:06 pm lucy said:
LOL!!! I love it.
June 24, 2005
cherise
At 11:19 pm cherise said:
luv it!!
June 24, 2005
At 11:38 pm Hilari said:
i can’t even look at that picture without laughing so hard that tears roll down my face!
June 24, 2005
At 7:13 am Darcie said:
You captured her absolutely perfectly!
June 25, 2005
At 7:47 am Maria said:
This is classic! This is on the level of Andy Warhol with a comic effect added. Can’t stop laughing!
June 25, 2005
At 10:10 am quivie said:
absolutely hilarious! love your work!
June 25, 2005
At 1:20 pm sean said:
I love you.
June 25, 2005
Anonymous
At 1:43 pm Anonymous said:
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Good one!
June 25, 2005
At 1:55 pm astrid said:
Just look closely at the lips in this picture. They are pursed and rouged and grotesque… exactly as the REAL Zellweger clown-mouth pucker-flappers. Well done, 14. Well done, indeed.
I loved her as Roxie Hart, but only when I held my finger close in front of my face to cover up hers. Just wanted to see the muscles and the dancing.
June 25, 2005
At 3:09 pm DistressedJeans said:
These paintings are SO BRILLIANT. Each one is a work of genius. Love it.
xo
http://conversationsfamouspeople.blogspot.com/
June 25, 2005
At 3:18 pm Neva said:
That is truly hilarious. I’ve often wondered why Renee purses her lips that way. It’s unnatural, really. I loved her in Bridget Jones though. Somehow, the pursing fit that character perfectly but it really bothers me in other roles. Very intriquing artwork. I also loved the Donald Trump consipation relief formula.
June 25, 2005
MFG
At 3:33 pm MFG said:
This would be really funny if I hadn’t heard this joke 5 years ago…
…like when Jim Carrey’s character said it to her face in “Me, Myself & Irene.”
Otherwise, this site is goof stuff.
June 25, 2005
At 5:35 pm Amy Steier said:
She must practice that face in the mirror. Plus, I don’t think guys dig that look. Who cares about her smile when you can’t see her eyes?
June 25, 2005
At 5:37 pm Gosia said:
Haha! Funny thing is that yesterday my bro and I saw the trailer for Cinderella Man and I made one of Renee’s stock facial expressions. It included the squint and the furrowed brow.
Keep them coming!
June 25, 2005
jennifer
At 6:41 pm jennifer said:
hahah everything here is so awesome
June 25, 2005
At 2:28 am Jake said:
I chuckled like a chipmunk…however my heart goes out the the woman - I mean how horrible would it be to have lost so much weight and still have that fat face.
June 26, 2005
At 8:18 am Pauly D said:
I know Renee and she likes licorice way more than sour lemon, just so you know. And there was a point where her and some of her friends met me and some of my friends out at a movie in Hollywood at Arclight Cinemas and she had a choice between lemon sours and Good n’ Plenty and she chose Good n’ Plenty and actually said, “I like sour lemon drops about as much as I like getting a Brazillian wax.”
True story!
June 26, 2005
At 11:58 am Carrie said:
This is just too perfect.
I’ve been trying to figure out what happened to her between Jerry Maguire and now. Her face is just not the same. What is UP with that??
June 26, 2005
At 6:10 pm Vann said:
hahahahaha
good~
June 26, 2005
TSB
At 10:40 pm TSB said:
Beautiful. BEAUTIFUL.
I show this site to, like, everyone I know.
June 26, 2005
At 12:38 am Dom said:
Why a great big glossy magazine isn’t offering to make you a staff member is beyond me. If I had the magazine and/or the money you would be the first person I’d recruit!!
June 27, 2005
At 8:50 am DonnaJEM said:
She gains weight for BJ’s Diary, then looses weight, yet her face never really changes. I don’t get it either. Plus did you see her picture when she married that country music guy? Same puckery, squinty eyed look.
Classic bulemia. Popcicle stick legs and arms, but puffy sickly looking face.
Yikes, yet again.
You’re a friggen genius 14!
June 27, 2005
At 8:52 am DonnaJEM said:
She gains weight for BJ’s Diary, then looses weight, yet her face never really changes. I don’t get it either. Plus did you see her picture when she married that country music guy? Same puckery, squinty eyed look.
Classic bulemia. Popcicle stick legs and arms, but puffy sickly looking face.
Yikes, yet again.
You’re a friggen genius 14!
June 27, 2005
At 9:34 am Karla said:
I am a total Pavlov Doggy, because my mouth is watering like mad now.
*swallow swallow*
June 27, 2005
At 10:16 am Kate said:
I just browsed through your whole site and this is - by far - my favorite! I saw a clip of her from “Jerry MacGuire” on that AFI movie quote countdown show - and I’d completely forgotten how pretty she used to be. Now…she looks just like your wonderful artistic rendering. Poor gal.
June 27, 2005
At 12:59 pm andrea said:
I wanna hear a caricature of her whispery, soft-as-Charmin voice, to go along with that squinty-pucker face.
She used to be so funny. Like in “Me, Myself & Irene”
That “can’t-catch-a-breath” voice, that you kinda have to strain yourself to hear, combined with that weird face. Very disconcerting.
I LOVE THIS SITE, the artwork is A-MAZ-ING,
depicting the alarmingly odd celebrity culture. 14,Thank you!!!
June 27, 2005
At 4:25 pm Manuela said:
Brilliance. Sheer unmitigated brilliance.
Brava!
June 27, 2005
Richard Cranium
At 7:24 pm Richard Cranium said:
When will all women realise that they are usless past 30 ???
June 27, 2005
At 7:37 pm TB said:
Love it!! I’ve always hated the way she squints and puckers.
June 27, 2005
At 10:23 pm Knuckles McGillicutty said:
When all men who can’t spell realize that they are “usless”, period.
June 27, 2005
Carrie
At 4:35 pm Carrie said:
I LOOOOVE what you are doing here. It’s been said many times but you are a genius! You are drawing what we are thinking, and beautifully!
June 28, 2005
CG
At 12:18 am CG said:
You are an excellent artist and we LOVE your work! We all look forward to seeing more! We have kudo’s for you on our site!
Best!
The Folks over at Celebrities-suck.com
http://www.celebrities-suck.com
June 29, 2005
At 11:01 am Lisa said:
This is so accurate I almost fell out of my chair. Do you have enough paint to do one of Angelina Jolie’s lips? My husband and I have always made a joke out Renee’s pathetic pout. Give it up and smile like a normal person.
June 29, 2005
mrLoo
At 6:00 pm mrLoo said:
Has John Stewart discovered this site yet?
It rules!
Loo
June 29, 2005
At 8:08 am Dawn (webmiztris) said:
this is so true…
it always looks painful for her to smile.
or like she smells a fart.
July 1, 2005
Israel M
At 12:11 pm Israel M said:
This amazing drawing got me laughing so hard. A great drawing!
July 1, 2005
Gabriel
At 7:50 am Gabriel said:
That´s so evil, yet so funny!
July 5, 2005
Maria
At 3:02 am Maria said:
So true
I like her though
July 7, 2005
queerpeet
At 7:43 pm queerpeet said:
I like Renee but she’s always looked like a little girl who needs to make peepee and Can’t Cross Her Legs *Any Longer*!
Great site, gf…
lol
July 7, 2005
At 12:38 pm Auntie Maim said:
Every time I see those bags of prepared ready-to-bake raw pizza dough in the supermarket I think of dear Renee and her most unfortunate face. Perhaps that will be her next celeb endorsement.
July 11, 2005
Tina
At 10:06 am Tina said:
Sweet Jesus, this is my all time favorite! Her face must have actually froze like this…and to think, this whole time I thought my mom was making that up.
July 12, 2005
At 12:46 pm Tammy said:
I would love to see this picture on a t-shirt or a baby-t. Are you selling or going to sell your artwork on clothing? I would totally buy it!
July 19, 2005
At 7:54 am gauthier said:
Awww
now Renee is one of the only Hollywood girls I can stand and I always thought that smile of her gave her an “America’s Sweetheart” feel
maybe it does seem a bit Lemony…
ah well, we can’t all be perfect!
August 11, 2005
At 10:54 am Jonas said:
Your talent is breath-taking, girl!
August 16, 2005
At 11:42 pm bob said:
great picture. and why is her neck really so lumpy and gross looking like she has no chin—just like in your picture?
keep up the great work!
September 6, 2005
At 9:37 pm carrie said:
i hate renee she is so ugly and the candy taste like shit but everyone loves mr. sweet thang kenny but guess what stay away he’s mine biotch! GRRRRRRR!
November 23, 2005
At 8:20 am Kiki said:
This is so funny - I fell off my chair laughing. You are so talented - great art work!
December 9, 2005
At 12:03 am cassandra said:
that was so funny… im glad that im not the only one that notices that she has that face….its so annoying! ITS NOT CUTE RENEE! you spent all that money on veneers so SMILE!
January 23, 2006
At 7:32 pm Jenn said:
brilliant.
February 2, 2006
At 11:39 pm katie said:
lol this is so funny ur websites the best ill b bak
February 3, 2006
At 3:13 am Michelle said:
This is the most hilarious illustration I’ve ever seen. I’m so glad you all get this! This bizarre nose/mouth affectation of hers has irritated me for years, but I thought I was the only one that noticed. It’s especially hilarious to me because it’s the exact same face my brother makes when he says a lie or a stupid joke and wants you to “get it”. She’d be so cute if she didn’t do that. I’ve even seen her face twitch when she’s holding a prolonged pout, as if the muscles are so exhausted they’re about to give out. Then she cracks a smile and her clenched lips peel back from her teeth like a sphincter. Gahhh! Turn it off! Turn it off! Okay. I’m fine now.
February 13, 2006
At 8:05 pm gauoi said:
Yes.. I agree ..888
February 16, 2006
At 10:25 am Susan said:
Doesn’t Donald Trump use those sours too?
April 19, 2006
At 6:40 pm jav said:
ahahaha hilarious absolutely hilarious I always see pictures of her like that in magazines with captions like “RENEE LOOKS GORGEOUS” and I think to myself “Am I the only one who doesn’t think her squinty eyed puffy cheeked look is attractive?”
April 20, 2006
At 10:32 am h said:
OMG
I can not stand her, much less her face.
That is right on!!! TOO FUNNY
Thanks for the laugh ;o)
June 7, 2006
At 5:02 pm Marc said:
I.. am.. in.. pain.. make it stop, please!
June 28, 2006
justin
At 7:45 pm justin said:
fucking liars
August 10, 2006
At 7:00 am Meg said:
ah hahahahaaaa!! thanks for the morning laugh
October 13, 2006
Anonymous
At 11:16 am Anonymous said:
well i do think celebrities suck
January 10, 2007
At 8:55 pm marcella said:
Rene Zellweger looks like a fart sniffer to me!
January 21, 2007
HAHH
At 6:04 am HAHH said:
So far this has got to be my favourite. Youre a fucking genius. I LOVE THIS!
April 13, 2007
Just Wondering (fake)
At 10:26 am Just Wondering (fake) said:
This has to be the best for humor! Great work
October 22, 2007
At 12:57 pm Stacey said:
I like Renee Zellweger - sour face or not. While it is true that celebrities are a bit off, we are the ones that watch them and talk about them so we are all a bit off aren’t we! Hmmm. Something to ponder and talk about.
December 4, 2007
Anonymous
At 10:47 pm Anonymous said:
worst individual EVER. arrogant, pompous, and a terrible actress.
February 12, 2008