Filed under: Billy Bob Thornton
Star magazine recently targeted Billy Bob Thornton in their infamous Knifestyles of the Rich and Famous feature. While Billy Bob was not what you’d consider handsome by Hollywood standards, he did possess a rugged and rebellious sexiness about him. I liked his balding head, deeply etched wrinkles, and gray stubble - it went well with his swagger and versatile talent. BUT……
…FOR THE LOVE OF PETE, what has he done to himself? He looks like a little old granny wearing too much pancake makeup and rouge. I can almost smell the cloying colonge he looks like he’s doused himself in. Did he get his hair from Donald Trump’s House of Wigs? Are those mall bangs he’s sporting? Say it isn’t so! Oh Billy Bob…whyyyyyyyy?
Posted by 14 ♦ June 12, 2005
At 10:58 pm Hilari said:
this is soooo my new favorite site!
June 13, 2005
At 7:41 am Use Once & Destroy said:
He needs our understanding, not our judgement.
June 14, 2005
At 8:49 am Miss Cha Cha Boots said:
Now he looks like one of those guys from the 1700’s back when men used to wear gaudy face make up.
He used to be kinda sexy …. now he just looks like a melted girly man.
June 14, 2005
At 8:51 am Patrick Fitzgerald said:
Oh for the days when Billy Bob was the chubby Pharoah dealer in Tombstone. Skin that smoke wagon and see what happens!
June 14, 2005
At 12:48 pm R.R. Anderson said:
whoa he is captain kirk!
June 14, 2005
At 1:52 pm diane said:
Oh my god — you are a friggin riot!
June 14, 2005
At 4:48 pm peter said:
great work!
June 14, 2005
At 5:19 pm Jodi said:
Please marry me.
June 14, 2005
At 7:50 pm Evil Minx said:
Excellent artwork. Outstanding blog. Will be linking to you. Please visit the Minxxxx
EMxxx
June 14, 2005
At 11:41 am DonnaJEM said:
Geez, he looks like a cross between KC of the Sunshine Band and Bobby Trendy. Friggen Yikes.
June 15, 2005
At 12:24 pm Knuckles McGillicutty said:
Or that Taco guy who did the remake of “Puttin’ on the Ritz” back in the early 80’s. Yikes.
June 15, 2005
Chase
At 1:42 pm Chase said:
You nailed his, um, “hair” in the “after”. I love you 14!
June 15, 2005
MFG
At 4:00 pm MFG said:
I get a strong Liberace vibe, but I can second the KC of the Sunshine Band comment.
June 15, 2005
Richard Cranium
At 9:40 pm Richard Cranium said:
Yeah, what they said. Hey 14, I’m drivin’ down from Bakersfield to see Junior Senior next week. Wanna come? You’re 18, right?
June 15, 2005
At 1:30 pm Brian said:
I will second all the *love*.
You’re brilliant.
June 18, 2005
Annalea
At 1:01 am Annalea said:
Yes, amazing blog you’ve got here. I love your work. Keep kickin’ ass, 14!
June 19, 2005
At 11:05 pm kathryn said:
Leave Billy Bob alone! Just fulfilling his life-long fantasy to win a Bea Arthur look-a-like contest!
June 20, 2005
At 3:20 pm Spanish Sadist said:
Whoa… scary, it actually looks like he’s had a facelift.
June 21, 2005
Elliot
At 8:19 pm Elliot said:
If he does indeed look like that these days he could double as Neil Diamond.
June 21, 2005
At 8:06 pm JJ said:
Incredible rendering of Thornton. You will be superfamous yet!
Plus, I love how the new Billy Bob is just kind of oozing from hell now heheheh
June 22, 2005
At 9:49 am candy b said:
Is it me or does the second image look like he’s in drag as Renee Z. (see the sour lemon drops latest)?
Love your work!
June 26, 2005
Anonymous
At 1:20 am Anonymous said:
ooop
June 28, 2005
At 4:05 am Elisa said:
You’ve captured Billy Bob’s likeness perfectly…seriously super!
Love,
Elisa
June 29, 2005
Anonymous
At 7:15 am Anonymous said:
he looks like a prissy dennis quaid (and I like dennis quaid (but if he ever went to the “other” side? this would so be his “look”
July 10, 2005
At 12:47 am Joshua David Upshaw said:
I don’t care how his mother dresses him, I’d still love to have a beer with the guy.
“Some folks call it a
kaiser roll [hrmmmm]; I
call it a spring roll
[hrmmmm].”
July 17, 2005
At 5:14 am juicyjuls said:
Well 14 ya done made me laugh so loud I went and woke up the cocker spaniel I’m sittin fer a friend and he pissed on me!!!!!!!good thing i love yer hee-haw picture er i’d be sending you a cleanin bill.
July 17, 2005
Anonymous
At 7:50 am Anonymous said:
I SO Want a “Billy Bob Forever” t-shirt!!!
July 19, 2005
aoi
At 7:46 pm aoi said:
Lol! I thought that, too! Great ironic site!! ^_^
December 6, 2005
ace
At 1:46 am ace said:
billy bob is soo hot you all shud leave him alone
December 9, 2005
At 6:35 am Siegfried said:
This is HILARIOUS!!! i laughed my ass off when i saw this! Hahahaha! Good work!
December 21, 2005
morgan
At 11:58 am morgan said:
I actually saw him recently and he was wearing that pancake makeup… even though he wasn’t shooting a movie.
He was incredibly nice, though… but the makeup was so weird
May 31, 2006
At 9:45 am mellen said:
That “after” one is….”minute rice”perfect. LOL
October 18, 2006
At 11:06 pm gibbly said:
I think perhaps he was trying to give Brad a run for his money–can you imagine watching your former woman running around with a pretty boy who never seems to age?…but Billy Bob is still imminently watchable in film; whereas, who knows what’s going on with Brad the Messiah…
October 29, 2006
At 10:57 pm masiah said:
i cant say any thing bad about billy thorton you know something i dont
January 29, 2007
Anonymous
At 6:04 pm Anonymous said:
Billy Bob is cute in his own way
August 28, 2007