Filed under: Celebrity Animals
The Trout Pout (Collegenus Lip Inflatus) can be spotted and identified by its ginormous shiny lips. Baffled scientists are at a loss to explain how the mutation occurs, but have observed that it often happens suddenly and without warning among some actresses who have reached a "certain age". The Trout Pout can be spotted with increased regularity in the exclusive shopping areas, fine restuarants and day spas located in Beverly Hills, its natural habitat.
Posted by 14 ♦ June 6, 2005
At 12:01 pm GRETCHEN said:
wow……just wow.
An idea: this could really grow some legs and pee on people if you incorperated the Dennis Rodman “worm” nickname.
You make me happy.
June 6, 2005
At 1:48 pm Mayfield said:
Fantastic.
June 6, 2005
Alex
At 4:50 pm Alex said:
Spot on–your caricatures are hilarious and your style is an inspiration to me. But please, please change those two instances of “it’s” (it is) to “its” (possessive) before my head explodes. Thank you. Love, The Punctuation Nazi.
June 6, 2005
Ellyn
At 5:04 pm Ellyn said:
Yeah everybody said it already.
You’re talented.
June 6, 2005
At 6:46 pm Knuckles McGillicutty said:
“Bait”. Is that what the kids are calling it these days? I weep for the youth of today, honestly.
June 6, 2005
brooke
At 8:27 pm brooke said:
WOW, you are an amazing characature artist!!! Very good eye…
June 6, 2005
Engarde
At 4:12 am Engarde said:
It only lacks Madeleine Stowe. Why, Maddie, why?
June 7, 2005
At 7:34 am DonnaJEM said:
Dead On as usual. Do these women actually think their lumpy lips look natural?
June 7, 2005
At 11:18 am Viper Tetsu said:
Hysterically brilliant, natch.
14, you need to market a whole school of stuffed Trout Pouts with suction cups strategically placed in the lipular area. It’d beat the hell outta ‘Baby on Board’ signs or stuffed Garfields stuck on the back car window…
Is it just me, or is there something wrong with someone whose artificially-enhanced upper lip is bigger around than their right arm?
June 7, 2005
At 11:58 am Geraldine said:
capturing the souless, you go girl!
June 7, 2005
At 4:31 pm Keedee said:
INGENIOUS!!!!!!
June 7, 2005
At 5:47 am lisaloving said:
There’s just something hilarious about live Barbie dolls. You might look for more artistic inspiration on http://www.badplasticsurgery.com. I’ve also read something elsewhere about a Botox complication called the “Evil Eyebrow” — the center of the brow collapses from too many of the toxic injections. Fascinating. A trout by any other name would smell as sweet………..
June 14, 2005
At 2:37 pm Katie said:
Awesome, just awesome.
June 15, 2005
At 9:05 am Solipsistic Halo said:
Hey,you forgot that washed up, boob flashin’ supersore from “American’s Top Model.”
No,the one next to Tyra.
June 19, 2005
At 2:55 pm Jessica said:
These are absolutely fabulous. You really are amazingly talented. You truly have an eye. Again, Amazing!
June 19, 2005
Lurky
At 7:10 pm Lurky said:
ROFLMAO!! Wow, superb work! Hilarious! My thoughts exactly put into art. Great job!
June 20, 2005
John Di Saia MD
At 9:25 pm John Di Saia MD said:
This is hilarious. Another blogger posted a link to her citation at her blog. I posted it at mine and will add the direct link to you as well.
John Di Saia MD
June 23, 2005
At 9:59 am candy b said:
I used to think one of Meg Ryan’s most provocative and beautiful features was the shape of her mouth and its smile.
Seeing that she’s destroyed it with an overzealous amount of collagen, her plastic surgeon should have his license revoked and anyone around her who tells her she looks great now should feel ashamed.
June 26, 2005
At 12:12 pm nunya said:
Where’s the Jolie fish?
July 8, 2005
Lovin' it
At 10:35 pm Lovin’ it said:
As much as I can’t stand Jolie, her lips really do belong to her. Lucky girl.
Funny painting. And you hit it on the head. I wonder if these crazy women know how foolish they look?
July 9, 2005
Bek
At 12:48 am Bek said:
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Loving the site!!
I’ll be checking back all the time!
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February 19, 2006
At 5:54 pm kmshel said:
I tried to match Beyond Borders and could not due to the size of Jolie’s NATURAL lips. Her dr. on set must have been using extra strength filler. They actually grew from scene to scene. My 11 yr. was shocked too.
April 4, 2006
CC
At 8:07 pm CC said:
Hilarious art, but Fig. 3 is too big to be Lara Flynn Boyle.
April 19, 2006
pookie
At 5:58 pm pookie said:
Jolie’s lips do seem to fluctuate in girth. I know I’ve seen the photos of her when she was a child, but that doesn’t mean they haven’t been “enhanced.”
June 13, 2006
At 12:53 pm Garland said:
What about Calista Flockhart and Terri Hatcher? Not only have their lips grown and shrunk in size from month to month, but they seem to grow in inverse proportion to the shrinkage in their body fat. Perhaps they are having all their fat liposuctioned into vials which are then injected into their lips. Great recycling.
June 24, 2006
JuJuBean
At 3:15 pm JuJuBean said:
OH NO, YOU DIDN’T… forget the Goodyear BlimpaLips of Melanie Griffith?
Me doth thinketh you, 14, are da bomb!
July 14, 2006
At 5:58 pm david said:
Jolie’s lips are definitely real, that’s why there’s no fish. If you live in LA or New York, you can just tell. Real lips have nuance and curves. Enhanced lips don’t. And Jon Voight’s lips and even her brother’s are arguably bigger than hers.
February 11, 2007
At 7:12 pm Helen said:
I’m just back from a surfing weekend where my lips got sunburnt and I have woken up this morning with a HUGE trout pout as a result - my bottom lip (which was already quite full) was twice its normal size !! Someone at work used the “trout pout” which I’d never heard of. I have now Googled the term and voila, here I am !! Thank goodness my trout pout will return to normal soon - meanwhile I look like the surgeon has gone to town with the old collagen! cheers, Hels, Australia
PS: Let’s not forget the Queen of the Hollywood Trout Pout, Lisa Rinna
February 18, 2007