Filed under: Beckhams, Beckhams Art
After being voted “The World’s Most Beautiful Sports Icon” by People magazine, David Beckham issued a press release enlightening the world how he stays so gorgeous. His wife Victoria “smothers beauty creams on him at bedtime” (ewwww) and he pampers himself with manicures and facials. After I read the release, I immediately pictured him as a giant Barbie doll head for little girls to play with.
Posted by 14 ♦ May 30, 2005
At 6:35 pm Keedee said:
Gotta love that Metrosexual Mist!!!
May 30, 2005
At 8:59 pm Mo said:
Can’t help it—-Becks is THEE hottest metrosexual on the planet. I’d LOVE to slather beauty cream on his mug anytime!
May 30, 2005
At 11:20 pm kumzooloo said:
Ahhhh HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Man this one cracks me up every time.
Genious.
May 30, 2005
At 5:51 pm TSB said:
Hahhahaha awesome picture. Metro is the new gay. Posh might want to keep an eye on her little Narcissus…
June 2, 2005
At 8:18 am fabian said:
poofta he is poofta!
June 11, 2005
At 9:03 am Solipsistic Halo said:
I wonder if he was in a dark alley, and his pampered man ass(his actually ass now) hopped out from behind a garbage can and sexually suggested he “stick it deep with his United Manchester.”would he actually do it?
June 19, 2005
At 10:49 pm JJ said:
Oh this just made me laugh out loud and I am not easily moved to such measures!
To call this brilliant would be a woeful understatement.
June 21, 2005
At 6:17 am Allie said:
But he is pretty, isn’t he?
June 27, 2005
At 7:59 pm girlie said:
lol he’s really Pwetty yea
July 18, 2005
At 2:58 pm Ben said:
LOL, that’s amazing. You rock. Your link’s gonna appear on my site…not that anyone visits it…
July 25, 2005
At 4:21 pm Long Island Irish said:
Oh my god that is brillant! You should send that idea to a toy company, they would probably buy it in a minute! It’s amazing how vain that man is. He looks like a seven year old girl with his hair long like that. Seriously guys, crew cuts are 100% sexier.
August 12, 2005
Anonymous
At 4:25 pm Anonymous said:
great idea, very well executed. but really, Beckham is fine as all hell ..mmmmm, long-haired athletes…
October 11, 2005
At 7:10 am Amers said:
Totally hilarious!!!
Keep the great work coming!!! (I want to leave a comment on all of these because they are all so great, but I’ll spare you of that - you have got to be so busy with all of the tomfoolery in Hollywood (and abroad)!
You are so talented!!!
Amers in Holland
October 12, 2005
At 10:54 am Bob said:
Oh my God, last night I was sucking Red Bull and Ketel One at Elaine’s with Zadie Smith and Johnny Depp, and all they could TALK about was this website which was like a work of genius and everything, and I’m like, HELLO, what are you talking about, and they gave me this snarky look, like, Whatever, but then I’m like, WHAT website?!? And their like, You don’t have to be such a dick, and I’m like, Okay, and anyway it was THIS website, Carnival of the Absurd. I LOVE this website! The artwork is so well done and detailed, and really LOOKS like these guys! This one here is totally killer and talk about bend it like Beckham — you sure did!!! It’s so good it’s scary!!!!
October 31, 2005
At 11:50 am Lynz said:
Wow, that pic is awesome!!
Saw it in the Metro (Scottish newspaper) today… loving it!!
January 18, 2006
At 1:02 pm Val said:
This made me laugh out loud. Saw it in the Metro, London edition. You’re famous
January 18, 2006
At 5:53 am James boston said:
Ha ha, this is the funniest picture of them all! (saw in the Metro).
January 20, 2006
karina
At 9:47 pm karina said:
omg david beckham is THE hottest guy on the oplanet
i would smother cream on him any time
nice website by the way!
HE IS NOT GAY FOR ANY OF U WHO THINK HES HOMO
hes so gorgus
February 2, 2006
Anonymous
At 2:14 pm Anonymous said:
ahahahah NOT!
February 16, 2006
At 2:10 am tom eddy said:
hahahahah how shit my mum
June 9, 2006
At 10:40 pm ash said:
this guy is hands down the most beautiful person man, or woman on earth
July 4, 2006
At 7:37 pm sonam said:
well, yea he is very pretty..there’s nobody more handsome than him..not even brad pitt
& wat if he likes to pamper himself..everybody likes to pamper themselves.
August 3, 2006
At 2:56 pm Citi said:
Hes still hot..even if he resembles a girl. :DDD
October 3, 2006
sabine schwald
At 10:55 am sabine schwald said:
David Beckham is a handsome man.. I´t not a crime if he´s a little bit metrosexuell! I think every man whants to be a little like him.. He´s good in foodball and has a pretty woman and he hasnice kids, and least hes not poor! All in all it´s good that he takes care about himself! Every man should take care about himselfe! This picture is definitly exerggarated!
February 8, 2007